extreme pure gold blindfold and g-string - bdsm kit by Cal Exotics - review by Coralbell

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Glitter is the Herpes of Craft Supplies

The Extreme Pure Gold Blindfold and G-string set is extremely small, glittery and stiff. It's supposed to be one size fits most, but will only fit very small people. The material sheds glitter and doesn't conform to the body. The blindfold doesn't do a good job of blocking vision. The option to slip a bullet inside the g-string is kind of fun, but you won't get much stimulation unless you have small outer labia and a large clit. You'd be much better off buying a blindfold and panties separately.
Published:
Pros:
Can hold a bullet.
Cons:
Won't fit many people, sheds glitter, stiff material, doesn't block vision.
Rating by reviewer:
1
extremely useful review

Use

This set is made up of a blindfold, and a g-string with a pocket where a bullet can be inserted. It could be worn during foreplay or sex, and used for teasing a partner. The g-string isn't suitable for wearing under clothing. The blindfold doesn't block all vision.

Design / Craftsmanship / Material / Size / Fit

The blindfold and g-string are made from a stiff, leopard print fabric with either a gold or silver background. The black parts of the leopard pattern are flocked (slightly raised with a velvety texture) and the rest is covered in glitter.



According to the box, the material is 30% PU, 40% resin fiber, and 30% PET. The elastic is polyester, and the lining is cotton. If you ask me, the lining is nylon. It's stretchy and sheer with a slightly shiny finish... I've never seen any cotton that looked like that!

The g-string is made of a triangle of fabric with elastic straps. The fabric has raw edges but doesn't seem like it will fray. It has a t-style back, with a loop so that the vertical strap can be slid along the horizontal strap.



The g-string is quite small. It is 12 inches wide unstretched, and stretches to 15 inches wide. This means that it will fit those who measure 24-30 inches where the top of their panties sit. There is a pocket with a strip of elastic inside that is designed to hold a bullet.



The blindfold is edged in faux leather and has 2 elastic straps to go around the head. The elastic is 8 inches unstretched and 11 inches stretched, so it will fit those with 16-22 inch heads. The blindfold feels a little thicker than the g-string, like it has an extra layer of lining inside. The cutout for the nose doesn't extend very far up into the blidfold, which means the blindfold has to sit pretty high up on your face unless your nose is very small.


Performance

The glitter sheds like crazy! It ended up all over my face, my hands, and my bits. The fabric is very stiff and doesn't conform well to my body.

The g-string is too small for me. I'm a size 8 and I measure 35 inches where the top of the g-string sits, so the elastic digs into my hips and isn't flattering at all. The ability to slide the elastic band to one side makes the g-string easier to push out of the way if you'd like to wear it during sex. I won't be trying that, since I would be embarrassed to wear this in front of anyone.

The pocket in the g-string fits standard sized bullets like the ones that come with Tantus toys, the RO-80 mm, or the High Intensity Bullet. The pocket holds the bullet at the right height for my clit, but it doesn't actually touch my clit since my outer labia are in the way. It feels pleasant to have the vibrations tickle my labia, but isn't enough to actually arouse me. I could give myself a camel toe so that the bullet makes better contact with my clit, but that looks terrible and still doesn't work very well. The bullet doesn't add a bulge, but that's just because the stiff fabric is already bulged away from my crotch.

My head is 21 inches around, and the elastic on the blindfold fits me comfortably. I have a small nose, but I can see pretty easily out the bottom. If I slide the blindfold down so it obstructs most of my vision, it's a bit uncomfortable across the bridge of my nose.

Care and Maintenance

The set doesn't come with any cleaning instructions. I don't think it would stand up well to machine washing or drying. I would recommend hand washing and air drying the g-string, and if the blindfold needs to be cleaned, just wiping it with a damp cloth. I would keep this stored in either it's box or a baggie to prevent glitter transferring to all your other lingerie.

Packaging

The set comes in a cardboard box. The front has a picture of the g-string, and a picture of a model wearing the blindfold.


There isn't much information on the package, other than what the material is made from.
Follow-up commentary
There's not much to say about this, because it was so awful I threw it away after I wrote my review. I kept finding stray glitter for weeks!
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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Comments
  • Shellz31
    Shellz31  
    Ohhh I bet that glitter is a real b***h.

    Great review
  • Coralbell
    Coralbell  
    Yes it is lol I couldn't help but think of the joke I'd heard a comedian make (the title) when I saw that glitter stuck all over my crotch.
  • sexyintexas
    sexyintexas  
    Who needsa vajazzling when you can get one of these lol. Great review
  • The Curious Couple
    The Curious Couple  
    Thanks for the review!
  • Jenyana
    Jenyana  
    This was fun to read. Too bad it was such a disappointment, huh?
  • Pixel
    Pixel  
    Oh, hell no! I am glitter phobic, and will pass on this sparkly hot mess. lol.

    Thanks for the review!
  • Coralbell
    Coralbell  
    Sparkly hot mess is a perfect way to describe it!
  • Eucaly
    Eucaly  
    Thanks for the review!
  • married with children
    married with children  
    great review, thanks for sharing.
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