Happy penis - water based lube by Classic Erotica - review by Aliki

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Happy penis review

Happy Penis is great for eating in, late night dining, or after dinner snack time. It also works great as a massage lubricant. Despite its name, it works well with the lady parts as well.
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Pros:
Tastes and smells great, doesn't drip, easy to open/close, doesn't leave any residue or stain
Cons:
None
Rating by reviewer:
5
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Happy Penis is one of those multi use creams that doesn't let down.

First off, the packaging is so adorable. A little smiling penis, who wouldn't love that? The top doesn't screw off; instead it's a very innovative open/close. The product will not gush out and leave a mess everywhere.

The second quality is it's a totally vegan-friendly product.

Neither my boyfriend or I had used anything like it before, and while we didn't have sex using it, it was by far the best tool to have around while masturbating each other, giving head, or both. It will probably lead to the latter anyways.

The texture has a nice, even, semi-thick viscosity. I had it in my car for a little bit, in my purse, and it didn't freeze. It was around five degrees at night. As soon as it touches your hand, breasts, ass, calves, (or penis directly), it seems to also having a warming quality to it. As far as the feeling on your hand goes, it leaves no residue and is a bit like a silicone cream feeling, with a nice and satiny liquid quality to it.

When finished, it dries like a lotion, leaving no smell on your hands (or penis I was told); I didn't have to wipe my hands off on anything near the bed when I was finished. Always a plus.

The taste was really good. I was a bit skeptical, having read other reviews on edible lubricant creams like this one; they mentioned a chalky feeling in mouth or a chalky heartburn medicine like taste. But after testing out the waters, I am really impressed.

I chose banana because the other flavors didn't seem appealing for me to put on my partner then stick in my mouth. The cream tastes like a piece of Laffy-Taffy only not as sweet, Which is great. It was more realistically banana than most things and candies I've tasted. He kept licking his fingers after using it as well.

The cream has a thick consistency. When I was jerking my boyfriend off, he kept telling me to pause for a second or two, which I always get a kick out of. I feel like I didn't do any of the work at all.

As far as using it while giving head, the taste, as above mentioned, was great. The tingle quality delivered to my boyfriend also had a little effect on my tongue, so for the ladies who enjoy giving head (or maybe not so much), there's a little bit of tingle sensation in it for you too. It will more than likely get whomever to cum pretty fast. Just be careful; I wasn't warned before he did, and he blamed the intense orgasm for that one. So you might have to get away quickly if you don't like to swallow.

Since it is a cream, it's not runny, doesn't drip off anything you put it on, is easy to handle, and is very clean finishing. The product will be one that probably won't last too long in my possession and will more than likely be something we will use every time we want to get each other off without having sex. A great five star product from Classic Erotica. They truly have best possible name for this product, and I would stand by it time and time again.
Follow-up commentary
I've barely had this for any time at all and I'm already out!

In my experiences, nothing has come close to it. I'm the kinda gal who likes to have a variety of things on hand (such as lubricants of different flavors, etc.), but I honestly would use this all the time and ignore everything else I have.

I mainly use it on my toys, since I spend most of my time alone, but it did travel with me every time I went to stay at my dude's place.

As I said before, it's small enough to fit in your purse or overnight bag, and doesn't give off ANY smell or odor at all--except when you're using it of course.

The top stays put, no spillages have ever occurred while in commute!
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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Comments
  • Nashville
    Nashville  
    I'm happy to hear it's a lubricant cream as opposed to oil... "Happy penis" just sounds good too :)
  • ~miss.heather~
    ~miss.heather~  
    I bought this product also, simply for my benefit while giving my boyfriend oral there’s nothing better than a cherry tasting penis. It's not sticky at all and I agree that the cap is a plus. He said that he did not experience any tingling effect on his penis put my tongue and lips felt the tingling effects!!!! So glad I bought it!!!!! Winking
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    titi  
    Thanks for the review!
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    sweet seduction  
    Thanks for the review!
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    Review It  
    Awesome review~!
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    SilverMinxxx  
    Thank you for the review!
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    Jenny Smith  
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    Shadow0990  
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    dsumrow1  
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    damnbul12  
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