Happy penis Lubricant by Classic Erotica
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Happy penis reviews

17 reviews
  • 5 stars: 8
  • 4 stars: 6
  • 3 stars: 2
  • 2 stars: 0
  • 1 stars: 1
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17 reviews
LilLostLenore review by LilLostLenore
October 23, 2011

This product says it all in the name, Happy Penis. It's a great warming, tingly feeling for your penis, it also tastes great and smells wonderful too.

~LaUr3n~ review by ~LaUr3n~
March 5, 2011

Happy Penis makes for one very happy mouthful of taste buds! This stuff smells and tastes delicious! It smooths in nicely and makes giving oral more fun even if you already enjoy it immensely like I do. I did not think I needed a product like this, but I am glad I decided to try it anyways!

January 26, 2011

Happy Penis really made me think of flavored cum, not that it's a bad thing at all to have that pop in your head when using it. The texture is a bit odd, but the flavor is wonderful. Too bad that great flavor doesn't stay on the skin.

LiquidMatthew review by LiquidMatthew
January 20, 2011

I would recommend this to anyone. Whether you're going to use it for masturbation or with a partner, it feels, tastes, and smells great. Anyone can find a use for this product, and it's well worth its price.

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Emily! review by Emily!
December 28, 2010

We really love this stuff. It smells scrumptious and tastes great! It's a simple yet very useful product. I'm excited to try all the flavors, and, once you've tried it, I bet you will be too.

KittyBaby review by KittyBaby
October 28, 2010

Happy Penis massage cream has a lovely consistency that made giving oral a fun and delicious experience! This lubricant is not runny or messy, like many others and it has a mild, pleasant tingle for giver and receiver! The Cherry Sucker flavor was tasty and strong enough to mask that pre-cum taste.

Hot'n'Bothered review by Hot'n'Bothered
September 29, 2010

Happy penis is now the bedroom 'must have' in our house. Like many women I don't particularly enjoy giving oral sex...Happy Penis has made it so I no longer dread the thought. My husband actually asked me 'who are you and what have you done with my wife?' So if you're looking for something that really helps out in the oral department, you may not have to look any further than Happy Penis! I give it four stars because of the numb lips/throat.

OhMy! review by OhMy!
September 12, 2010

Happy Penis is a great alternative to many the thin, runny, or messy flavored lubes/creams out there. If you're looking for something that allows you to enjoy foreplay/oral on your terms, rather than hurrying before the lube runs away, then this stuff is worth it!

astar review by astar
August 24, 2010

If you buy this product be prepared to want your money back! Its worth the money to spend a couple more dollars on something else.

*Ashley* review by *Ashley*
July 17, 2010

Ready to spice up your oral sex life?? The banana flavor penis massage cream is delightful in every way. It's not only to made make penises happy, despite the name, but vaginas too! I'll always be sure to have this around the house, with the price of $9.99 it's easy to do! This stuff is a must have!!!

Blinker review by Blinker
July 9, 2010

Happy penis is worth a try if a penis-flavored penis just isn't cutting it anymore. It's a luxe water-based cream lube that tingles on your tongue and works for intercourse as well as a night of oral.

fatesrelease review by fatesrelease
July 7, 2010

If you love to give your man blow jobs but don't necessarily like the flavor of cum, or pre-cum if your guy tends to get a little too excited, then I recommend trying this flavored lubricant.

Sagina review by Sagina
October 24, 2009

There's really nothing left to say about this product except that you'll use it over and over! For self masturbation or to sweetening up a blow job... This stuff is a must have!

~miss.heather~ review by ~miss.heather~
October 19, 2009

Absolutely love Happy Penis!!! It has a good flavor, it's non-sticky, and leaves no residue behind after use!!! A great buy that I will make sure we are never without.

anessaslove review by anessaslove
September 21, 2009

This product is worth it. It tastes good and pleases your partner at the same time. My partner loves the feeling that he gets when we are using Happy Penis.

LovingBookworm review by LovingBookworm
February 3, 2009

You like oral sex. Or the idea of oral sex. And you're just searching for that perfect flavored lube. And hey, look, you found it! In the delightfully suggestive flavor of banana, no less!

Aliki review by Aliki
February 7, 2008

Happy Penis is great for eating in, late night dining, or after dinner snack time. It also works great as a massage lubricant. Despite its name, it works well with the lady parts as well.

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