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Happy penis reviews

32 reviews
  • 5 stars: 15
  • 4 stars: 9
  • 3 stars: 3
  • 2 stars: 0
  • 1 stars: 5
Average review rating
3.9
32 reviews

Got this product from a friends sister. Used it a few times but didn't go wild over it. Best for blow jobs because it is a little to thick for hand jobs or sex.

I can't say I'd recommend this product to anyone. It was far too sweet for my tastes, but if you enjoy something as sweet as the sweet-n-low packs on restaurant tables, then you're sure to love this massage cream. I personally wasn't impressed by the flavor, but as a hand job assistant this cream works well.

We just don't do hand jobs very often. Every once in a while while she is on her period. Other then that, this does not get used very often. It would be nice if you could use this for other sexual activities in the bedroom. But when it is strictly for hand jobs, it just wont get very much use at all here.

Overall, we enjoyed Happy Penis. It was a great addition in our bedroom. We loved flavored lubes so this was a great addition to our collection. I would buy this product again and also in a different flavor!

While I am a huge fan of mint, this was just not something that was great for me. It's a wonderful lube with a great smell, however, the oral part of this lube has to go. The mint is something that if it was sold in a tube you could pass it off as toothpaste.

Happy Penis is an unusual lube that's great at what it does, just don't expect it to replace any of your other lubes. This is good for one thing only - tasty (or tastier) blow jobs and won't work well for anything else you'd normally use a lube for. The pros still outweigh the cons though and even if you only use this once or twice, it's worth trying for the price.

I think in every review, it comes down to whether or not the item would be purchased again. I would purchase this item again, and I would try it in every other flavor as well. An oral sex product that works well and also tastes and smells fantastic is a rare product indeed.

Happy Penis is a great lubricant to spice up your sex life! Whether you are enjoying the taste of this product for oral sex or using the creamy substance for a luxurious hand job, Happy Penis is sure to please!

This is a great product for adding a little something to your oral bag of tricks. It might not work so well if you're using it as a traditional lube though. Water-based for easy clean-up, Happy Penis has no unpleasant aftertaste or odor, but it does dry out quickly. The reasonable price means it's worth having on your bedside table even just for occasional use.

Happy Penis is by far the best edible, water-based lubricant available! It tastes great, smells great, and stays slick. It is well worth the price because a little bit of it goes a long way.

I didn't really have high hopes for this product, but after trying it, I can honestly say it's the best flavored lube out there. The flavor isn't sickly sweet and the texture is to die for. Pair that with the hilarious nature of the name and you're in for a good time.

This cream made hubby's penis very very happy, and gave us some quality time together. I would recommend this to anyone to try out, your SO's penis will thank you!

Overall, I personally am very glad that I purchased this product. If any of the properties of this product are a dealbreaker for you, then obviously don't purchase it, but if you are slightly unsure or even simply intrigued by it, I would definitely recommend it. It works well, is inexpensive, and if you dislike it that much (which I doubt you will), you're really only discarding four ounces of product. Definitely give it a go!

I would buy this product over and over again, if only to keep my husband happy while he is away. He has told me he recommends it to all his soldiers.

Happy penis is a flavored, water based, oral sex aide and lubricant. It is intended to help out with oral sex by adding in some scent and flavor. But be advised that this stuff is thick, thicker than any other water based lubricant I have come cross. If you don't think that texture would bother you then you may want to give it a try. I just couldn't get over the thickness of it and how it was like licking lotion. I tried to like this stuff but I just can't.

This product says it all in the name, Happy Penis. It's a great warming, tingly feeling for your penis, it also tastes great and smells wonderful too.

Happy Penis makes for one very happy mouthful of taste buds! This stuff smells and tastes delicious! It smooths in nicely and makes giving oral more fun even if you already enjoy it immensely like I do. I did not think I needed a product like this, but I am glad I decided to try it anyways!

Happy Penis really made me think of flavored cum, not that it's a bad thing at all to have that pop in your head when using it. The texture is a bit odd, but the flavor is wonderful. Too bad that great flavor doesn't stay on the skin.

I would recommend this to anyone. Whether you're going to use it for masturbation or with a partner, it feels, tastes, and smells great. Anyone can find a use for this product, and it's well worth its price.

We really love this stuff. It smells scrumptious and tastes great! It's a simple yet very useful product. I'm excited to try all the flavors, and, once you've tried it, I bet you will be too.

Happy Penis massage cream has a lovely consistency that made giving oral a fun and delicious experience! This lubricant is not runny or messy, like many others and it has a mild, pleasant tingle for giver and receiver! The Cherry Sucker flavor was tasty and strong enough to mask that pre-cum taste.

Happy penis is now the bedroom 'must have' in our house. Like many women I don't particularly enjoy giving oral sex...Happy Penis has made it so I no longer dread the thought. My husband actually asked me 'who are you and what have you done with my wife?' So if you're looking for something that really helps out in the oral department, you may not have to look any further than Happy Penis! I give it four stars because of the numb lips/throat.

Happy Penis is a great alternative to many the thin, runny, or messy flavored lubes/creams out there. If you're looking for something that allows you to enjoy foreplay/oral on your terms, rather than hurrying before the lube runs away, then this stuff is worth it!

If you buy this product be prepared to want your money back! Its worth the money to spend a couple more dollars on something else.

Ready to spice up your oral sex life?? The banana flavor penis massage cream is delightful in every way. It's not only to made make penises happy, despite the name, but vaginas too! I'll always be sure to have this around the house, with the price of $9.99 it's easy to do! This stuff is a must have!!!

Happy penis is worth a try if a penis-flavored penis just isn't cutting it anymore. It's a luxe water-based cream lube that tingles on your tongue and works for intercourse as well as a night of oral.

If you love to give your man blow jobs but don't necessarily like the flavor of cum, or pre-cum if your guy tends to get a little too excited, then I recommend trying this flavored lubricant.

There's really nothing left to say about this product except that you'll use it over and over! For self masturbation or to sweetening up a blow job... This stuff is a must have!

Absolutely love Happy Penis!!! It has a good flavor, it's non-sticky, and leaves no residue behind after use!!! A great buy that I will make sure we are never without.

This product is worth it. It tastes good and pleases your partner at the same time. My partner loves the feeling that he gets when we are using Happy Penis.

You like oral sex. Or the idea of oral sex. And you're just searching for that perfect flavored lube. And hey, look, you found it! In the delightfully suggestive flavor of banana, no less!

Happy Penis is great for eating in, late night dining, or after dinner snack time. It also works great as a massage lubricant. Despite its name, it works well with the lady parts as well.

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