Body frosting - body paint by Chocoholics divine desserts - review by Jewelweed

I picked this stuff up a month or two ago, and my partner and I both love it! Finally, a body chocolate that TASTES DELICIOUS! Neither of us are foodies, per se, but we both definitely love some good chocolate... and this stuff fits the bill.

I'm not going to lie, looking at the ingredients makes it clear... this stuff is simply repackaged, overpriced ice cream topping. But it's so much fun to use on your partner(s)!

What's really fun is blindfolding your partner, dipping in a few fingers, and making them suck the delicious chocolate off of them. Or you can spread it on each other and sensuously lick it all off. Make fellatio even more delicious... spread it on your partner's penis and make a game of cleaning it off! May not be very pretty to look at, but boy, does it ever taste good.

Two caveats that come with this product:
1. Do not use it on, in, or near the vagina! Take a look at the ingredients. White sugar? Yeast infection just waiting to happen. Sugary anything in or near the vagina is a bad idea, as yeast fungi are just looking for sugar to feed on! The same cautionary goes for uncircumcised men! Make sure you clean under your foreskin very carefully if you're going to use this on your penis, or you might get acquainted with the fiery itch that has plagued so many women!

2. White sugar=sticky MESS. Be very close to a shower for when you're done playing with this stuff. My partner and I attempted to have intercourse after playing with this stuff, and ended up sticking to each other throughout in a very un-sexy way. Not recommended! Wash off right afterwards.

And hey, say the idea of coating your partner in luscious cocoa sauce isn't your thing... this stuff doubles wonderfully as a topping for ice cream or fruit! Mmm... A true must-have for all chocoholics!