Sensuous chocolate body paint by Sensuous Beauty - review by thrill

I conducted a quick poll of people's favorite activities. Eating chocolate and sex won. The sample group was me.

The product is pretty simple and straightforward. You cover somebody you want to see naked in this body paint and lick it off. People with dairy or soy allergies will need to find a safer product for them, as this contains milk and soy products. The internet says that if you take Prozac, sometimes eating chocolate can make you feel itchy. I'm only a search engine doctor. If your throat closes up, please call a real one. There's also a yeast infection risk if you rub this in your girly parts.

I would recommend this for couples of all experience and adventure levels, as long as they don't share a kitchen with other people. You have to refrigerate the chocolate, and it takes FOREVER to melt back down without a microwave. If you have a good relationship with your room mates, I guess it would be fine..but do you want to chance them eating your sexy chocolate? Me either.

The texture was about what I was expecting. It feels like a melted candy bar. You get sticky licking this off. You get sticky having this licked off of you. It gets everywhere. Your bedsheets will probably get ruined. I recommend you use this fully naked (yay!) and with a towel down.

I wish an expiration date was included on the packaging. The chocolate tastes a little old, and I have no way of telling if it's due to low quality flavoring or age. I would prefer more rich, dark chocolate and a heavier mint taste. When applied to skin, the mint can hardly be tasted.

The jar is pretty tiny, but I can see it lasting us a long time. Our first use was less than 1/4 of the product. In my opinion, that's even more reason to include an expiration date. Both parties do need to rinse off after use.

Honestly, I wasn't blown away by this at all. I'm struggling to find qualities to talk about. It's just mediocre chocolate. For the price, I recommend melting down a candy bar yourself. It's cheaper, gives you a greater option of flavors, and is more fresh than a jar that has been sitting around for God only knows how long.

The jar is pretty cute. It has some hippie designs around the information listed. Directions (as if you really need them) and ingredients are included. They can all be peeled off if you would like to be more discreet. The jar is made of glass and can be reused.