Bottoms up butt wipes by Topco Sales - review by Snappy

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Kills the Smell of Ass

Portable, quick, effective way to kill anal pain (with Lidocaine) and odor (with Triclosan), replacing them with the scent of Cool Breeze.
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Pros:
Large, soft, moist wipes are effective with one swipe, leave fresh scent behind.
Cons:
Contains lidocaine, a numbing agent.
Rating by reviewer:
4
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Bottoms Up Butt Wipes are an excellent solution to an age old problem. Anal play is fun, but anal pain and persistent anal odor are not. What to do? Bottoms Up Butt Wipes to the rescue! They contain 5.0% lidocaine to minimize anal pain and 0.30% triclosan to kill the bacteria that cause odor. Their Cool Breeze scent is not overwhelming.

The package is sleek and compact enough to fit in your back pocket, eliminating those public restroom moments when you realize that you've got a mess on your hands but there's no more toilet paper. Instead of asking someone to spare a square you can just whip out your Butt Wipes and put that mess behind you.

Similarly, when you withdraw an anal plug in the restroom, it's nice to have a Butt Wipe to clean it with before reinsertion. Ordinary toilet paper often leaves a lot to be desired. It breaks and sticks and is seldom equal to the task. Butt Wipes clean the surface of anal toys in seconds.

There are ten wipes in each pack. That's almost a dollar a wipe. They're not cheap but they're worth their price. I've tried toilet wipes (Scott, Cottonelle) and they don't come close to the efficacy of these Butt Wipes. They're sturdy enough that I was able to rinse it after use. It rinsed clean and there was still plenty of cleaning agent left for the next use.

Butt Wipes are ideal for hemorrhoid sufferers and people who are sore from hard anal sex. I can't recommend using this product to eliminate pain during anal play, because I believe that it's important to respect your body's limits. Pain is an indication that you are not allowing your anus to open at a comfortable pace. I'd suggest relaxation, stimulation and lots of lube instead.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • LicentiouslyYours
    LicentiouslyYours  
    Heh.

    You know, I think this is a great idea, especially for those who are out and about with anal plugs inserted. Great review with lots of ideas for use I wouldn't have immediately thought of. If only it had something more discreet on the package than "Butt Wipes"
  • MuffysPinguLove
    MuffysPinguLove  
    Great review! I love the title Smile
  • Saraid
    Saraid  
    Well, I wouldn't use them during anal play because of the numbing agent, but if you have some kind of pain for another reason and are out shopping or something (think people with hemorrhoids) then I could see them being really useful.
  • Snappy
    Snappy  
    @Laurel (aka LicentiouslyYours) Thanks for reading. The back of the package is more discreet.

    @MuffysPinquLove Thanks! I had a little fun with this one.

    @Saraid They might be helpful for use after delivery, especially if there's an episiotomy that hurts and needs to be cleaned.
  • Adriana Ravenlust
    Adriana Ravenlust  
    I was wondering if this has a taste at all? It seems like something a person might use before rimming.
  • Snappy
    Snappy  
    @Adriana The scent lingers on the skin after use. When it's still wet, it tastes like cedar with hints of sweetness and rubbing alcohol. It's mild and not unpleasant if you're expecting it. I applied it to my forearm, though, not to an anus.
  • Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
    Viktor Vysheslav Malkin  
    Very nice review! Big smile
  • Snappy
    Snappy  
    Thanks, Viktor.
  • sweet seduction
    sweet seduction  
    nice review
  • Snappy
    Snappy  
    Thanks. They were fun to review.
  • CynicallyYours
    CynicallyYours  
    Thanks for the review!
  • Snappy
    Snappy  
    You're welcome! Thanks for reading.
  • Upskirt
    Upskirt  
    lul, title is funny. Also, I love how the package says 'Butt wipes'. Gaaah this is too great.
  • Upskirt
    Upskirt  
    oh and thanks for the review!
  • Snappy
    Snappy  
    Yeah, I had a lot of fun with this one. Glad that you did, too. Thanks for reading.
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