Tastie pasties - edible treats discontinued by Kingman - review by pagodess

When I first looked at this product I thought, "Oh that looks like it would be fun." For the price I thought it was worth a try. I liked that there were a bunch of different shapes and colors available in the box. That's about the only good thing I can say about these though. The price seems reasonable enough to give it a try. In the end, we found out it wasn't even worth the $4 we paid for it.

The first time we tried them, I licked them to get them to stay where I wanted them. One folded over and became stuck on itself. I used it anyway because I didn't want to waste it. My husband tried licking them when they were on me. He really didn't like the taste. We tried a couple of different colors and the same unpleasant flavor was there for each. Then after he licked them a few times they started to disintegrate and turn into a slimy mess on my chest. Yuck. I ended up washing them off.

We tried them again. I tried to just stick it to my hip. Same scenario. They weren't even tasty enough to want to just eat them as as is. I would not waste your money on these. They are very flimsy. I licked one to get it to stick and it started disintegrating even before I applied it. Let's face it, it's not real sexy to see a wadded up red star that looks like someone spit their gum out on your body. I'm sorry for that analogy but I can't stress enough how disappointed I was with this product.

If you think you still want to give them a try, I'd recommend keeping a damp wash cloth or baby wipes near by to clean off the stickiness.

A little lick helps them stick better. Keep a damp wash cloth or wipes nearby; you're gonna need it. I'd also suggest a glass of water or something to wash the taste out of your mouth.