More Sour Than Sweet

While the novelty of this product is great, practicality is lacking. The panties pinch and pull, make a sticky mess and can stain sheets. The latex in the string is a huge drawback.
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Pros
fun, classic, good gift gag
Cons
cheesy, latex, sticky, may pinch
Rating by reviewer:
1
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I got these panties as a gag gift a few years back and while the novelty is cute the practicality is lost.

As other reviewers have stated they do have a tendency to pinch and pull so you best be shaved up before donning these babies. They are definitely for women only; I don't think any man would want to cram his package into these pinchy little buggers. I also don't think they would physically hold a mans penis without the organs popping through the weaving of the candy panty.

These candy panties are one size fits most, and a g-string style. If you don't normally like g-strings these will only be worse than others.

The candy beads these are made of are the same generic pastel beads used in making children's necklaces and bracelets. They taste a little tart, are extremely hard to bite through, and after about 10 your partner will be too tired to spend any time on your goods.

The candy does become sticky quite quickly and in my opinion less sexy at the same time. Plan on showering afterward using these to avoid messing up sheets and clothing. Also, the sugar should be thoroughly washed from the vaginal area to prevent yeast infections. The dye used in the candy temporarily stained my sheets as well it left blue and pink spots on my skin, these took a few washes to come entirely clean.

People with serious latex allergies should be careful with this product! The elastic portion in the string contains latex rubber and could result in a reaction. (I have a serious allergy that was set off by this product.)

The cardboard packaged box is not discreet at all; everyone will know what it is or what you had when you throw the box in your recycling. (I put mine in my neighbours’ garbage.)
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    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Bridal gift
    • Mood enhancer
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
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    • Campus/roommate living
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  • Contributor: faust
    nice review
  • Contributor: Sunshineamine
    Great review thanks. Cool concept, bad product huh
  • Contributor: jedent
    uh oh. i do not want candy near my cooter.
  • Contributor: limitless
    ehh this never sounded appealing and your review confirmed my concerns. Thanks for a helpful review!
  • Contributor: sweetiejo
    Good review thnk you
  • Contributor: boobookittyfuk
    nice review thanks
  • Contributor: CrystaCat
    Nice Review!
  • Contributor: MamaDivine
    Thanks for the review
  • Contributor: iwantyouwantingme
    Great review, thanks!
  • Contributor: Secret Pleasure
    Good Job
  • Contributor: SubmissiveFeminist
    Thanks for reviewing, I think I'll pass on this. =P
  • Contributor: Alyxx
    Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: FruityCloud
    Latex string? Odd. Yeah, these do sound like a hassle, but I'll probably try ti eventually once, at least for the gag-gift-ness of it.
  • Contributor: beccawalton
    thanks for review
  • Contributor: CadmiumKitty
    thanks!
  • Contributor: ryse
    thanks for this review
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