Edible undies female

Edible treats by Kingman

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  • Chocolate / Strawberry $9.99 In stock
  • Pina colada $3.50 Out of stock  
  • Champagne $3.50 Out of stock  
  • Passion fruit $3.50 Out of stock  
  • Forbidden fruit $3.50 Out of stock  
  • Chocolate $3.50 Out of stock  
  • Champagne / Strawberry $3.50 Out of stock  
  • Cherry $3.50 Out of stock  

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My Husband Said "MRE's Taste Better Than These!"

These panties stained my husbands face, and my vulva red. The panties didn't make me feel sexy with red sticky goop running all over the place. If you are interested in adding some flavor to your oral sex adventures, I would recommend trying a flavored lube instead. These panties are disappointing, and can only be used once.
Published:
Pros:
Interesting concept, fun novelty.
Cons:
Taste, sticky mess, difficult to clean up.
Rating by reviewer:
1
extremely useful review

Use

Edible panties are something I've always been curious about. My husband loves oral sex, so we thought that this would only enhance an already pleasurable experience. The panties are one size fits most. I'm a size 14 and these fit me with room to tie the ends on the sides as well.

Putting the panties on did require some effort, and they have a loose feel to them. These panties are not made for walking around in, and would probably melt if you tried. The panties are delicate and paper like. They don't take much to tear or cause a hole so tie them on gingerly!

I would recommend giving these panties as a gift for a bridal shower, birthday, divorce party, or some other gag gift occasion.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bridal gift
    • Foreplay
    • Gag gift
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Oral

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

The texture is pretty thin and smooth compared to your standard fruit leather. When removing the panties from the packaging, be careful not to tear the panties.

Once tied on, the panties will stay in place on the hips. The panties are not form fitting and leave gaps in covering the intended areas. Because of their loose fit and one size fits most styling these panties didn't make me feel very sexy. They certainly didn't look that sexy either with my vulva poking out like it was hiding behind a curtain.

Initially, the panties do not feel sticky, but as moisture is added, the panties become a sticky, gooey, mess. When the panties start to melt, they no longer stay in place as a matter of fact, they get everywhere. My thighs, ass, belly, and yes, my husbands face were all covered in a syrupy red goo.
    • Sticky
    • Thin

Taste / Aroma

The panties smell pretty good right out of the box, but the taste is truly awful. We opted for the champagne and strawberries flavor which tasted nothing like champagne and strawberries. I would say the panties have a medicinal taste to them. The closest thing I can compare it to is the way cough syrup tastes. Based on the other reviews here, I don't seem to be alone in my feelings on the taste of this product. It looks like every flavor has the same icky medicinal taste to it. The taste lingers in your mouth for quite a while. My husband had to brush his teeth a few times to get the taste to go away completely.

After the panties start to disintegrate, the smell seems to intensify. I wouldn't say that it's over powering, but it definitely gets more noticeable as time goes on. The smell isn't bad, but has that fake candy red smell to it, which can be off putting to some people. Thankfully, the smell goes away with a shower!
    • Bad taste
    • Light smell
    • Smells good

Performance

The panties melted pretty quickly after starting oral sex. The aftermath looked pretty bad and felt disgusting, being covered in a sticky red slime isn't a turn on for me.

Clean up required a shower for both of us. My thighs, vulva, and his face were temporarily stained red! Luckily, the stains dissipated after some scrubbing in the shower. The stickiness went away pretty quickly with some mild soap.
    • Gets sticky
    • Needs to be washed off with soap and water
    • Performance

Packaging

The panties come in a simple cardboard box. I would recommend that you keep your panties in the box until you are ready to use them. The box protects the panties from any dust, and from water accidentally getting on them before you are ready to use them.

There are no instructions included, but the panties are really self explanatory. The packaging on the outside is not subtle, anyone can read exactly what is inside. Placing the panties into a plastic baggie is a safe alternative to keeping them in the original box.
    • Does not leak
    • Minimal
    • Recyclable

Personal comments

These panties are horrible and are an example of something that is better in idea than in actual practice. I didn't enjoy having them on, my husband said the taste was pretty bad, and the sticky, red staining mess was enough for us to say never again.
Follow-up commentary
We were gifted a second pair of these. I'm not sure what possessed me to give these another go, but I tied these on and settled in. My husband nibbled on the side where it ties together at your hip and he asked me to take them off because they tasted worse than he remembered. He said the cherry flavor reminded him of cough syrup.
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  • Kush
    Kush  
    Thank you!
  • ksparkles16
    ksparkles16  
    Great!
  • Cwhitten006
    Cwhitten006  
    I've thought about trying edible panties, but if the other brands are anything like this one..I think I'll pass. I don't think I would be missing out on much...except a mess..which I my kids make big enough messes around the house, by themselves. I clean during the day, don't care about doing it, in the heat of the moment. Great review, full of information and extremely helpful. Thanks
  • Faust
    Faust  
    nice review
  • MGDavicnigirl
    MGDavicnigirl  
    Thanks everyone!
    Cwhitten006, yes I have two young kids and these were messier then most things they create.
  • Stinkytofu10
    Stinkytofu10  
    Thank you for the review!
  • Wolfi
    Wolfi  
    Nice review
  • shortstoke1980
    shortstoke1980  
    ty
  • MistressDandelion
    MistressDandelion  
    great review, sorry the taste was so bad.
  • brevado
    brevado  
    Great review! Thanks.
  • MK434
    MK434  
    Thanks for the review!
  • KrissyNovacaine
    KrissyNovacaine  
    Thanks for the review!
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