Tasty body paint by Cal Exotics - review by KiaMarie

  • Save 15% sitewide — code: THRILL15

Nasty Body Paint

This is absolutely horrible. I wouldn't recommend this to my worst enemy. I might try a different brand, but I will never get these again.
Stays in place
Worst taste ever!
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


It is so much fun doodling pictures and messages on your lover's body and then slowly licking it all off. Definitely a product for couples, this is foreplay fun. Having your lover for dessert? Yes please!
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Foreplay
    • Mood enhancer
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Oral

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

The texture of this was kind of thick. Once it was applied, it doesn't move until licked or wiped off. This stuff is really sticky and makes you want to take a shower afterwards.
    • Sticky
    • Thick

Taste / Aroma

The taste of this was horrible! It was almost like I was chewing on a condom or something. It tasted rubbery/plasticy and made me need to brush my teeth to get the taste out of my mouth. There wasn't any smell to it, but the taste was bad enough.
    • Bad taste
    • No smell


Showers were definitely needed after using this body paint. Trying to lick it off only made it streak across the skin. It was sticky and took using a body scrub to clean off. It was thick and very sticky. If you want something that looks ok for long periods of time, this works.
    • Gets sticky
    • Needs to be washed off with soap and water


These body paints are in little tubes that remind me of professional paint tubes with a longer tip. They are easy to toss into a purse or makeup bag if you're traveling. We got these at an adult Christmas party, so we didn't get instructions with it, although the name of the product is self-explanatory.
    • Discreet looking packaging
    • Travel friendly


Overall, our experience with this body paint was very disappointing. I'm glad we got ours as a gift, because I would have been pissed had I actually spent money on it. Definitely not something I would buy, nor recommend.
Follow-up commentary
Homemade body paint definatly tastes better! Bought another set from the local adult store just to see if it was any better than the stuff we had before. Thank god she refunded my money. It was worse than I remembered. Here's a tip: Go to Google, search homemade body paints. Trust me. It's easier, and tastes better.
This content is the opinion of the submitting contributor and is not endorsed by
Become a Reviewer. Get free toys. Enjoy Special Deals
This review was edited by
  • Femme Mystique Femme Mystique
  • Rank:
  • Edited reviews: 242
Do you like this review?
  • Allstars316
    Always wanted to try them out. But not these I guess
  • hotcherry
    thanks for the review
  • G&L
    Thanks for warning us off of these!
  • BreannaSparks
    Thanks for sacing me the money
  • CadmiumKitty
    thanks for the review!
  • JBee
    Ew! Thanks for the review!
  • Jimenko
    Thanks for the review
  • lovebites
    thanks for the review!
  • BlooJay
    Thx for the review!
  • Feisty
  • PassionCpl
    Thanks for this
No discussions yet.
Thank you for viewing Tasty body paint review page!