Black rose spank and soothe - body moisturizer discontinued by Doc Johnson - review by FLIPxMODE

My girlfriend loves being spanked-- The harder the better. I enjoy pleasing my girlfriend and doing anything she wants me to. I saw this cream and figured we'd try it. However, this just didn't work for her. It definitely didn't make her butt tingle.

The Black Rose Spank & Soothe Erotic Creams are two 2oz plastic jars with twist off lids. On the box containing these 2 jars, it reads "Experience the softer side of submission with the sophisticated Black Rose collection. The Spank & Soothe Kit contains two luxury creams: one tingles while being spanked, & the other gently soothes the skin afterward. Explore the sensation of erotic spanking & sumptuous aftercare." My girlfriend was pretty excited about trying this, thinking it would feel more amazing being spanked. Sadly, it just didn't do what it was supposed to. The spank cream is pink in color. It also is kind of thick and gooey. I had to rub it for a while for it to absorb into her skin. Because of how gooey it feels, I had to wash my hand off after I rubbed it on her butt cheek. After 5 minutes, she didn't feel any tingle. I then spanked her, still no tingle. After 20 minutes, no tingle. She was pretty bummed out. This cream left her butt having a thick, greasy feeling to it. The ingredients for the Spank Cream are:

::Propylene Glycol ::Glycerin ::Zea mays ::Sorbitan Oleate ::Polyacrylamide ::Isopropyl Palmitate ::Polysorbate 20 ::Zinginer Officinale ::Piper Nigrum (Pepper) Resin ::Cinnamonum Cassia Resin:: Capsicum Frutescens Resin ::Capsicum Annuum Resin ::C13-14 Isoparaffin ::Laureth-7 ::Butylene Glycol ::Sodium Benzoate ::Potassium Sorbate

The soothe cream is white in color. Right when I opened the top and pulled the plastic lid off, some cream spilled out. This cream is very thin and runny. I rubbed this on my girlfriend where it was red and sore. I also had to wash my hands after applying this to her. This didn't soothe her at all. She didn't notice a difference in feeling. The ingredients for the Sooth Cream are:

Propanediol ::Sodium hyaluronate ::Glycerin ::Polyacrylamide ::Pentylene glycol ::Sodium polyacrylate ::Panthenol ::Aloe leaf juice ::Chamomilla ::c13-14 isoparaffin ::Pvm/ma copolymer ::Laureth-7 ::Diazolidinyl urea ::Sodium benzoate

After applying both lotions together, my girlfriend had to wash them off her skin. It left her skin feeling very oily/greasy. Both of these creams are passion fruit scented. I loved the idea of the Spank & Soothe. I'm bummed it didn't work too well. I'm sure it works for other people, but my girlfriend is just immune to the tingle.

This product still doesn't have any tingling or soothing effects on my girlfriend. We wont be trying to get this to work anymore. The only thing it does is get my hands, and her butt, sticky and greasy.