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Not what I was promised

This is intended to eliminate odors from your feminine regions. Or at least mask them. I suppose it does that, but it isn't the vanilla scent that I was promised in the product description, nor is it one that I would select for myself in a million years. At least it didn't cause any allergic reactions.
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Pros:
Doesn't cause allergic reactions on me.
Skin is softer
Cons:
Smells weird.
Some may be allergic to ingredients
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review

Use

This is supposed to help manage odors from the intimate areas. It is designed for women, but theoretically men could use it too if they want to smell like old gross potpourri.

Several reviewers stated that this leaves a vanilla and fruity scent, and I suppose that is true, but I expected something that would help eliminate odors, not cover them. This is basically perfume for your genitals. It doesn't help eliminate anything. It just covers them with old potpourri scent. That isn't an improvement in my opinion.

This product has several ingredients that people may be allergic to, so please check the ingredients to make sure there is nothing on there that you are allergic to.

Ingredients:

Witch Hazel,Aloe vera gel,Clary Sage Oil,Patchouli oil,Geranium Oil,Vanilla,Tea Tree,Fragrance,Origanum Vulgare,(Oregano)Leaf Extract,Thymus Vulgaris(Thyme)Extract,Cinnamomum Zeylancum(Cinnamon)Bark Extract, Olea Europaea(Olive) Leaf Extract, Rosemary Leaf Extract,Peppermint Leaf Extract,Lavender Flower Extract,Goldenseal Root Extract,Citrus Medica Limonum,Lemon Peel Extract,Purified Water.

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

This feels like a very thin oil probably because it is made from essential oils. It will drip if you spray a lot. When it drips, it is runny just like water. It dries very quickly and leaves skin very soft when it does. It does not leave any kind of residue that I found.
    • Oily
    • Thin

Taste / Aroma

The taste on this is... odd. It definitely leaves a faint taste on the skin. It isn't bad per say, but it is there. It's like a very faint rosemary.

The odor, on the other hand, is basically repulsive to me. It smells like old, stale potpourri. I know I keep saying that, but it is the only comparable thing I have. I mean, I can see how other reviewers could call this vanilla or fruity, but there are only hints of that. I can also detect all the herbs that they used to create this bizarre concoction.
    • Bad smell
    • Light taste
    • Strong smell

Performance

This lasts about an hour before it is undetectable. Which means that you are right back where you started in an hour. If I liked the smell, this would be pretty disappointing, but it couldn't fade fast enough for me. I have to say that it does make my skin really soft, but I am not sure soft skin is worth smelling like this.
    • Absorbs into skin nicely
    • Allergy concerns
    • Reapply often

Packaging

This came in a plastic bag for shipping to protect my order. The bottle was shrink wrapped after that, so I can't imagine this leaking in shipping unless it is crushed. The bottle has a spray top, so you can easily apply it to whatever location you want people to avoid.

The packaging states in big font "Personal Feminine Spray", so I would not call this discreet at all.
    • Easy to use / dispense
    • Not discreet
    • Very informative packaging
Follow-up commentary
No matter where or how much of this I used, I still smelled weird. the way all of the essential oils that this contained interacted with my own chemistry was not pleasant. I passed it onto a friend who smelled pleasantly of vanilla... too bad for me.
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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Comments
  • Upyourreviews
    Upyourreviews  
    I've been meaning to try this...thanks for the info!
  • ViVix
    ViVix  
    This is the difference between an odor eliminator and a cover up. lol. Good review!
  • Geogeo
    Geogeo  
    Ah not sure if it's for me, thanks
  • unfulfilled
    unfulfilled  
    Thanks for sharing, I think it stinks that it didn't work for its intended use.
  • LostinLife
    LostinLife  
    thanks for sharing i don't think I want this anymore
  • LusciousLollypop
    LusciousLollypop  
    Aw, I ordered this one about a month ago and I love it. I'm sorry that you didn't like it. Very nice review. xoxo
  • roskat
    roskat  
    Sorry this didn't work for you.
  • sweetpea12
    sweetpea12  
    Thanks for the great review!
  • *Camoprincess*
    *Camoprincess*  
    Thanks for the review, I have this and absolutely love it
  • Kenneth Fort
    Kenneth Fort  
    Good review.
  • PassionCpl
    PassionCpl  
    Very interesting, thanks for the review
  • faust
    faust  
    nice review
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