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Octo-pleaser pleased me!

I was 100% satisfied with the Octo-pleaser. I would recommend this to everyone! It's cheap, non-suggestive, and simple to use. No buttons, no plugs, no batteries - just a night of relaxation and an amazing massage! You can even use it by yourself!
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Pros:
Non-suggestive, Cute design, Easy to use, Compatible with all oils/lubes/lotions
Cons:
Only comes in one color... Otherwise, no cons!
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review
Whether it's your head, your shoulders, your back or your bum that needs pleasing - this octopus is here is get the job done! It is made of a food-grade plastic that is free of pthalates and is also hypoallergenic; Making this toy perfect for anyone and everyone who likes a good rub down.
Obviously this isn't a sex toy, but it makes a good "leading-up-to" sexual aid. I personally find that this octopus feels amazing when used over clothing. However, you can get the same amazing sensations when used with a nice massage oil on naked skin. To spice things up a bit you can soak this octopus in a bowl of ice water for extra chilling sensations. I have found that this plastic holds cold temperatures very well.

There are no smells, tastes, etc. to this octopus. It is non-porous so you don't really have to worry about it gaining smells or tastes, and it can be washed without any worry. I would avoid dishwashing or boiling this massager, as some plastics melt under heat. Hand soap and warm water will do just fine if it gets dirty.

There aren't really any cracks or crevasses that can get dirty except for underneath the head. There is a small "dip" that lotion/oils could potentially get into. So you'll want to rinse this massager off good, or even soak it for a while if it gets dirty.

I actually expected this massager to be a bit smaller from the looks in the pictures, but it is actually about as large as my spread apart hand which is really awesome. This way, the massager covers more skin at one time. With 8 legs, you're bound to hit all the right spots and get your lover relaxed and in the mood!

If you are going to scrub this massager, be sure to use a hand towel or a soft sponge. You don't want to scratch plastic, as over time it can get worn down. I had to learn this the hard way with an old Bath & Body Works massager.

This massager only comes in the color purple, which bummed me out a little bit. Purple is a favorite color of mine, but I feel like my entire collection of toys leans near purple. A blue, yellow, pink, red, etc. would have been really nice. Either way, I absolutely loved this massager.

It feels especially good (according to my fiance) for a scalp massage. My fiance has an almost bald hair cut for the military, so he can really feel the tentacles massaging him. I think that this massager feels best on the back and the buttocks, however I would have no problem at all getting a full body with this one.

I honestly didn't expect too much of a good massage out of this one. It didn't look like it had a lot of potential, and seemed more like something you buy for your kids... but this can definitely please anyone! It's my new favorite non-vibrating massager! I love it and recommend it to everyone!
Experience
I would also like to add that this massager is just a great way to give a good massage to your partner without spending too much money. My fiance and I felt 18 again just spending the night massaging each other. We started out using the Octo-pleaser over our clothes, and eventually got so horny that it was time to strip down, grab the oils, and have sensual massage time! We've been using it every night since it has arrived in the mail and we can't seem to put it down. It even makes a wonderful bathtime massager for couples who want to spice things up.

It's non-suggestive, so you can use this in front of the kids. I mean, what could possibly be better? The 8 legs are so much better than your usual 3-legged massager.

I do want to suggest that you try using this little guy in the shower... Works wonders under some hot water!
Follow-up commentary
It's been a month and this little octopus has held on and lived up to it's name. I use it every night with my hunny (or should I say, my hunny rubs my back with it every night?). Anyway, it's a great buy! Affordable, and believe me... everyone needs one!
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My Octo-pleaser tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Couples
    • Gift-giving
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Bath / shower
    • Bedroom / on a bed
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • 8 legs
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Back
    • Head
  • General
    [ ? ]
    Other tags that are useful and descriptive for this product.
    • Massage
    • Sensual massage
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  • Jenny Smith
    Jenny Smith  
    Thanks for the review
  • kawaii-princess
    kawaii-princess  
    thank you !
  • Rod Ronald
    Rod Ronald  
    Thanks for the review
  • GingerSpice
    GingerSpice  
    love your followup Thanks!!
  • minxx
    minxx  
    awesome, thanks!
  • never shy
    never shy  
    Thanks for reviewing
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