Nice nuggets male comfort lotion by Doc Johnson - review by PropertyOfPotter

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Oh My, What Nice Nuggets You Have!

Nice Nuggets male comfort lotion is a great product if you're looking for something to help freshen up 'the boys'. This lotion leaves your skin feeling fresh, smelling nice, and helps prevent sweat and the odors associated with it. It does need to be reapplied depending on your activity level, but that's a minor con considering how well this product works!
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Pros:
- Great Scent
- Absorbs Well
- Fresh Feeling
- Helps Prevent Sweating
Cons:
- Contains Parabens
- Might Need Reapplication
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Use

Nice Nuggets by Doc Johnson is a male comfort lotion designed to help eliminate sweat from around your man parts, and replace any type of odor that is commonly accompanied with sweating.

From the name of the product, it's probably pretty obvious that this lotion is designed to be rubbed under, on, and around the testicles of a male bodied individual. While that is the primary purpose of this lotion, it can also be rubbed into other areas of the body where you commonly have sweat troubles; the lower back/butt crack, the creases at the top of your legs, under your belly, etc.

You don't have to be an athlete to appreciate the qualities of this lotion. No matter what your activity level is, if you have some sweat problems, this is a great product to try. Safe enough to be used daily, it's easy to include this as a part of your regular hygiene routine. For best results, apply a quarter-sized amount to your problem areas after you've taken a shower and have fully dried off; it's easier to keep a clean area smelling fresh, than to refresh a stinky one. The bottle says to reapply as needed, so how often you feel the need to reapply will depend on your activity level, how much you've sweat, etc.

This is not designed to be a sexual aid of any type, unless you count the possibility of your partner being a little more interested in intimacy because you're no longer smelling bad 'down there'. This would not make a good lotion to use for jacking off, and is not an oral enhancer. Also please keep in mind that this in general should not replace regular showering and regular clean up, though it works okay in a pinch.

As always, with any body care item, make sure to check the ingredients list to make sure it doesn't contain anything that you would have a reaction to:

Water (Aqua), Tapioca Starch, Isopropyl Palmitate, Tocopheryl Acetate, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf juice, Acrylates/C10-30 Alkyl Acrylate Crosspolymer, Disodium EDTA, Fragrance (Parfum), Sodium Hydroxide, Propylene Glycol, Diazolidinyl Urea, Methylparabel, Propylparaben.

If you're a female and are interested in a similar product for your sweat trouble, Doc Johnson's got you covered! Be sure to check out my review of the female comfort lotion.

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    • Mood enhancer
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • After shower

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

Nice Nuggets looks like regular lotion in appearance, but isn't creamy and doesn't feel heavy on the skin like a lot of lotions do. This one comes out of the bottle with a simple squeeze and feels very wet and slick on your skin. This thin lotion will run if you hold it in your hand for a little while before you rub it in; not like a lubricant, but it's wet enough that it doesn't stay in a glob once you've squeezed it from the bottle.

Once you've started to rub the lotion in, it's amazing how quickly it absorbs into the skin! You don't have to spend an extended period of time trying to rub it in since it's not greasy or sticky and there's no need to wash it off your hands once you've applied it. The thin lotion leaves behind a slightly powdery dry feeling that doesn't irritate or cause any type of discomfort.


Should you feel the need to wash this off for whatever reason, cleaning with regular soap and water is great for your hands, and using a wipe is suitable until you've had a chance to fully clean yourself. The scent will still linger until you've been able to shower, but it's not overpowering.
    • Slick
    • Thin

Taste / Aroma

The scent of this lotion is very masculine but not overpowering. It reminds me of some of the Axe body washes that my husband uses in the shower; a great clean smell. It's like a light cologne that would be nearly impossible for you to overpower someone with. It's obvious when your face is near that area, but isn't likely someone would smell it when they're standing right next to you. It's hard to pick up on any specific scent that it contains since it reminds me so much of a common men's cologne, but there is a very small background of an Irish Spring soap scent to it.

Straight from the bottle is tastes exactly the way it smells, only a little more soapy. When it's on the skin it isn't nearly as noticeable, but if you're hoping to get a little oral attention from your lover, you might want to use a wipe first to make sure there isn't any on your penis or other area where their tongue might travel. The taste is light, but it might be slightly annoying to them; like going down on someone that's just washed but didn't rinse well.
    • Smells good

Performance

Nice Nuggets works wonders if you have issues with sweat. It makes you feel dry and prevents chaffing on your most sensitive areas. How long the lotion lasts will depend on your activity level, how much you sweat, and how much you applied. As I stated before, using just after a shower will help the lotion work better than applying it when you're dirty.

No matter what's going on in your day, even as the lotion is 'fading', it remains feeling natural. It doesn't feel sticky and doesn't cause your pubic hair to get matted. It also doesn't cause 'dingle berries' (my husband's term) like some products do. As time goes on, it simply fades away.

Though it doesn't state on the bottle, I've found that if you don't shake the bottle before squeezing out the lotion, the texture isn't as even. It's best to shake it before dispensing any into your hand to prevent the lotion from feeling too watery or chunky.

For those with mild activity levels and minimal sweat issues, you might find that applying it in the morning will last through the day without the need to reapply. You won't smell as fresh as you did when you first applied it, but no bad odors should have presented themselves.

For those with moderate activity levels and some sweat issues, you might find that halfway through your day it's starting to wear off and should be reapplied. If you don't reapply, by the end of the day the scent can slightly be picked up on, but you'll notice that you've sweat a lot more.

For those with high activity levels and severe sweat issues, you'll probably find you need to reapply this product every 4-5 hours. If you don't, by the end of the day the scent cannot be detected and you'll notice you're sweating like you normally would.

These are based on my husband's experiences with this lotion, and it will vary depending on many different reasons. Overall, I say that this product works very well for its intended purpose.
    • Absorbs into skin nicely
    • Feels natural
    • Performance

Packaging

This lotion arrives at your house in a clear plastic bag to prevent anything else from getting damaged should the bottle leak. The bottle itself is all that's contained within this bag. When you remove the bottle from the bag, you have to untwist the cap and remove the seal on the opening. Once that's removed, you're ready to pop open the top and feel the comfort!

The bottle is fairly simple in design, and wouldn't stand out among your other personal hygiene product. However, if someone were to pick up the bottle and read it, it would be pretty obvious what it's for. The whole bottle is a flat black that scuffs really easily; only the cap is a shiny black. The front of the bottle shows the company name at the top, and has two N's next to each other; one in silver, one in blue. Underneath that it says, "Nice Nuggets" and "Male Comfort Lotion". The back of the bottle has the direction, ingredients, and expiration date. Based on the date my bottle has, this lotion has a great shelf life.


The 4 fl oz. bottle is compact enough that it could easily be tossed into a backpack, gym bag, briefcase, etc. to take with you on the go. It's travel friendly in that manner, but doesn't fit into the TSA's liquid rules. So if you plan on flying, you'll need to transport some of this into another container.

There's no concerned about this bottle leaking as long as the cap is screwed on properly. It can stand on its own because the top of the cap is flat, by laying it down isn't a concern either. The top of the cap flips up easily and it doesn't take a lot of effort to squeeze some of the lotion out. It can easily be dispensed using one hand, making it easy for you to squirt the lotion into your hand for application.


Since there's nothing obscene about this bottle, it would make a great comedic gift for someone, only it would be something they could actually use!
    • Can be opened with one hand
    • Does not leak
    • Easy to use / dispense

Experience

I purchased this bottle of lotion for my husband after falling in love with Happy Hooters. He looked at me a little funny when I handed him the bottle, but I told him to just give it a shot. Both of us appreciate how this product worked. He noticed a difference in how much he was sweating, and I noticed a difference with how clean he smelled, even after a long day at work.

While he sometimes is forgetful about applying this after he showers, we both love the great qualities it has. It's a wonderful product that should be a staple item for anyone that has sweat issues or insecurities about how fresh they smell.
Follow-up commentary
This stuff is wonderful and preforms really well! It keeps my husband smelling fresh while helping relieve him of 'sweaty balls'. The only issue I have with this product, is my husband remembering to apply it after showering!
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Comments
  • Zandrock
    Zandrock  
    Excellent review
  • MrWill
    MrWill  
    I've looked at this a few times, and you answered all my questions! Great review I may have to grab a bottle with my next order!
  • raffi
    raffi  
    ah - you had me at parabens - thank you !
  • edeneve
    edeneve  
    great review. wow, didn't know there was a product like this. great idea.
  • PassionCpl
    PassionCpl  
    Great review! Hubby has been using this since EF first introduced it and definitely finds that it works well. As a quick aside, he wears kilts sometimes and this has become a must-have for that
  • XxFallenAngelxX
    XxFallenAngelxX  
    We love ours! Great review, as always!
  • Lavendar
    Lavendar  
    thank you
  • Allstars316
    Allstars316  
    Thanks for the review!
  • Zombirella
    Zombirella  
    My guy didn't care for this stuff. But after seeing you mention the Happy Hooters, it is in my cart ready to go with my next order. I hope it works for me, would be nice for the gym!
  • melissa1973
    melissa1973  
    Yes, you could do the sweatiest thing you can think of, and wherever you put the lotion there will be no sweat. Just every place where the lotion isn't.
  • PeaceToTheMiddleEast
    PeaceToTheMiddleEast  
    My friend got this for her hubby too and enjoys it. I may have to pick up some for the bf. Great review, thanks for sharing!
  • BlooJay
    BlooJay  
    Awesome review! Thx!
  • KinkyKatieJames
    KinkyKatieJames  
    Another great review from you! Thanks!
  • Leather & Lace
    Leather & Lace  
    TY
  • PizzaSlut
    PizzaSlut  
    Haha thanks for the review!
  • angel42539
    angel42539  
    thanks for the review
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