Crazy Girl holiday gift - massage kit discontinued by Classic Erotica - review by surreptitious

I bought this as a gift to give to a good friend of mine, so my review will be largely based on her opinions and my own limited exploration of the product when I first got it. I've never actually used it on myself, but I made sure to pump her for lots of information. In the interest of brevity, I have left out the product sizes and ingredients, but all of this information can be found in the description review section on the product page (as I know it's important!). It's especially nice that all of the contents of this gift set are full-size and can be used multiple times.

This kit is composed of 5 pieces and a plastic gift bag with black detailing that can easily be used for storage. I'll start with the product that I actually own, the Crazy Girl Kissable Lip Balm. It honestly doesn't seem to fit in with the rest of the kit, and I really wish that they'd come up with a more suitable flavor than the tropical banana that's the standard for this balm. It's not that it's not a nice flavor, simply that it doesn't go with the pink cupcake and strawberry theme of the rest of the bag, and that's a darn shame. The balm is of good quality, and my friend compared it to Carmax or Blistex in terms of lasting power. It's a softer consistency, and very easy to apply.

The Sexy Flirty Body Mist is by far my favorite component, as well as my friend's. It's scented like a cupcake, though the scent definitely doesn't last long at all. There's unfortunately a bitter taste left behind on the skin after application as well, so make sure not to spray it anywhere that might be kissed or licked. The bottle is very well-built and leak-proof, which makes it safe for travel, and the translucent pink liquid inside keeps with the uber-girly theme quite well. This does not look like something overly sex-related, so it should be safe to leave on your bathroom counter or visible within your bedroom without getting you into any trouble. The bottle does read "wanna be sexy," but in today's society, that's a pretty standard thing for a body mist to say.

The Intimate Shave Cream has not proven to my friend to be any better than a regular shave cream, which is a shame as Classic Erotica - the makers of the Crazy Girl product line - is also responsible for Coochy products, which are an absolute life-saver in my books. The one thing that she noted as an upside was that this shave cream has great staying power once it's applied and doesn't wind up running away before you can use it. The applicator itself is very easy-to-use, however, as it's a pump lid, and the bottle is also very sturdy. It may also come in handy if you are traveling and don't want to risk bringing an aerosol can along with you.

The Aroused Oral Sex Gel is something that you may want to keep tucked away from prying eyes, because anyone who can take the time to read the label is definitely certain to divine the purpose of this product. It tastes of strawberry (though most definitely artificial strawberry), has a decently thick consistency which lends to easy application and is a translucent pink color, in keeping with the theme. As with most edible body products, this contains Glycerin, which can lead to yeast infections if you are particularly sensitive. It also leaves one feeling a little bit sticky afterwards, so I would recommend washing up with soap and water after use. This is not a lubricant and should not be used as such - beyond the usual possible allergens, it's not particularly harmful, however it is not formulated for use as one.

The Wild Seductive Soy Massage Candle left the skin feeling waxy, so it was definitely not used more than once. It took about twenty minutes to melt down enough for use, but it left both the massager and the massagee feeling like they'd used a regular candle.

I actually may even like this more than I used to. I'm nearly through the bottle of shaving cream, and it really treats me pretty well. I never found myself reaching for the body mist because the smell lasts a grand total of twenty seconds and you wind up tasting kinda funny, but the shave cream is delish.