Pleasureless Wipe-out!

If you do pick these up (and they are still moist when you receive them), I'd suggest immediately transferring them to a Ziploc bag as soon as you open them. In my case, one box was completely dry and the other was semi-moist, but dried out quickly due to the box not closing tightly. Although no more effective at freshening up than regular baby wipes, "flushables", or a washcloth, these leave a pleasant scent which is also palate friendly.
Published:
Pros
Pleasant scents, flavor, non-irritating, value priced.
Cons
Dries out easily, hence won't be a good value! Not bio-degradable.
Rating by reviewer:
2
extremely useful review
I've tried everything from baby wipes, flushables, to feminine hygiene wipes, so I was excited to give Pleasure Wipes by GS Wipes a try. They are intended to be used externally on both men and women's genitalia, either before and/or after sex and leave a light fresh scent on the skin, which is especially appealing for oral sex.

These over-sized 8x9 inch, white disposable cloths come in a box of 25 and are made of very soft fibers that were very gentle on my skin. I tried to get more information off the company website, www.pleasurewipes.com, but as of this review (7/5/2011), the site is down and I'm not sure if that is just a temporary issue. I actually found this brand elsewhere available in individual, one-time-use packages, but these are not available on EdenFantasys (see alternative products below). One site even suggested using them to wipe your toys down with, although that won't do anything to kill germs, but it will remove any fluids or lubricants and leave them smelling nice.

I initially purchased two tubs of vanilla, but ended up with one of each scent, so at least I had both to compare. Other than the different scents (a strawberry exists too, but not available here), the basic ingredients are alcohol-free (so you don't get your bits stung) and the list contains: water, vitamin E, aloe vera, body safe cleansers, and fragrance. Even though the box comes shrink wrapped, upon opening the mango one, my wipes were completely dried out, so I could barely detect that scent or attest to how well it stayed on the skin. On the other hand, the vanilla ones were a bit more damp (but not as wet as those which some other reviews attest to) and more heavily scented, so I was able to test those out. I'd have to describe the scent as a warm vanilla that reminded me of ice cream on apple pie, or in this case, on my "pie". One or two wipes was sufficient enough to take care of things and even clean up after sex. The taste on the skin is every so slightly bitter, but that was not enough of a deterrent to stay away during oral sex.

The white plastic box's lid is a pop top, but it does not seal tightly, allowing air to get in and subsequently dry out the wipes. I was not pleased that within a couple weeks of receiving them, the vanilla ones lost most of what little moisture they did have. So here I was left with a box of wipes that weren't very useful unless I dampened them with warm water. I think the company would have been better off using the plastic bag type/refill type packaging (see similar products) as opposed to a box, which I can't even recycle in my area (#5). So if you are eco-conscious, you may just want to stick to soap and water. Although not exactly convenient for a purse or pocket, the box is still small enough for an overnight bag or to keep in a nightstand drawer with some of your other "sex-essories".
Follow-up commentary
I thought these were pretty worthless overall and I wouldn't use them again. It's just easier to shower or use baby wipes.
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  • Contributor: Antipova
    What a shame these were already dried out! I had always wondered why you'd need special wipes other than baby wipes, but I suppose for oral it would be nice to have a flavor other than that aloey-soapy baby wipe scent.

    If, of course, they were wet.
  • Contributor: ZenaidaMacroura
    Now I'm glad I didn't get these and got the Afterglow wipes instead. These sound pretty sucky.
  • Contributor: Ms. Spice
    wow, i'm going to have to pass these up. thanks for the helpful review
  • Contributor: sarki
    I'll drop these from my wishlist. No point if they are dry
    Thankyou for a good review
  • Contributor: Honey Girl
    thanks for the review
  • Contributor: Lady Neshamah
    thanks for the review
  • Contributor: JRabbits
    Ah, that sucks that the wipes arrived like that. I shall have to pass on these. Good review though, very helpful.
  • Contributor: ~LaUr3n~
    Idk if Eden's stock is old or what, but I swear each pack I get is worse and worse. Drier and drier when they arrive and they last less and less. I had to throw out nearly a full one yesterday. Dry as a bone! I suggest trying the singles. That is what they should be like,...and used to be
  • Contributor: Pink Jewel
    Thanks for the review
  • Contributor: Jon S
    ty for the review
  • Contributor: oldman
    Baby wipes sound better, less expensive and more readily availble.
  • Contributor: Nora
    I have had the same drying out issue with "regular" wipes that come in plastic boxes as well. It seems they spend a lot of time and money developing the wipe itself and then forget that the packaging is almost more important as it is what protects those little wet pieces of cloth/paper!

    Thanks for the review, I'll stick to the individually wrapped ones!
  • Contributor: joeycute
    tnx
  • Contributor: KC Kitten
    Wow, too bad for the cost of this product it isn't all that great :/
  • Contributor: Bignuf
    Thanks for that honest review. Nothing worse then dry wipes of any kind!
  • Contributor: butts
    Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: Nirelan
    Thank you for your review
  • Contributor: Raizer911
    Dry wipes are no good. thx for the review tho.
  • Contributor: SexyRayne
    Good review
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