Eden toy and body wipes - wipes discontinued by EdenFantasys - review by PervyPixie

Due to my profession, cam girl, I find myself needing to clean toys in a hurry during a show and could not stand baby wipes anymore. Discovering these wipes was a godsend from the sex deities. You can only smell theeir discreet fragrance if you're looking for it, and then it has a house-cleaning product sort of scent to them, nothing disagreeable. (And yay for not smelling anything like baby wipes!)


They leave the skin smooth and not sticky or oily. The texture is pleasant, though I think they could stand to be a little thicker. They stretch a lot without tearing and they don't lose fibers on you or your toys no matter how roughly you go on them. Overall, they ar very practical and address all quick cleaning needs. Of course it's still good to clean your toys as directed after use, but for those lazy/in a hurry moments? Perfect.


The ingredient list is in the back, note that if you're prone to UTI's from glycerin, it's on the list: water, chlorhexidine, glycerin, aloe extract, vitamin E, tea tree oil. I do appreciate the moisturizers, they seem to leave my skin feeling rather smooth. I would have given these little lifesavers five stars if the packaging hadn't become such a pet peeve. The wrapping is a sort of foil, rather than plastic - think of an ice-cream bar wrapper - so it wrinkles a bit. The problem here is, close the sticky lid in a hurry, and the wrinkles won't smoothen out, so the wipes won't be truly sealed. And speaking of the lid... it's as sticky on the foil as it is on all the lint it can find, so mine has been losing closing strength. Since they only contain 10 wipes, the packaging should survive long enough to keep them all moist, especially if you're very gentle with opening the lid the first time around, so as not to rip the package.


Now, this will probably sound quite fussy of me, but I would like to leave the package in the bathroom sometimes and not worry about them seeing the slogan "the sex shop you can trust" and ads on the back. I can see the publicity in the free package options, but when buying it, I guess I'd prefer something a tad more discreet. My plumber has enough gossip fodder as it is.


My verdict? Don't skip them when choosing a free gift during checkout, and do buy them if you're only going to need a small supply for a while (I can see it being great for vacation romps!). If not, another brand with a sturdier container and more wipes might be a better choice. I can definitely see myself buying the Eden Fantasys' brand a lot if only they make a bigger pack with a plastic dispensers. Pretty please?