Ducky sponge by Doc Johnson - review by connies7388

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Shop the "dollar" store for this one.

I would rate this in the negative star region, but since we must rate from one to five stars, I'll give it a bonus star and rate it with one star. This is several more stars than this duck sponge deserves.
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Pros:
yellow
lightweight
Cons:
useless
rough texture
Rating by reviewer:
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extremely useful review

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Thank you EdenFantasys for saving me money. I received this yellow "ducky sponge" for a review item. It looks so cute on the EF site and I was excited about receiving this. What a let down. All I can give you is a simple, short and sweet (or not so sweet) review.

This is a bright yellow artificial sponge, which measures 5" long X 4" tall and 2" thick. It is rough in texture, not soft and it does absolutely nothing. Since it is not a natural sponge, it does not grow in size when soaked in water--in fact, it does not absorb water very well. After submerging it in water, it barely soaked up enough to squeeze out a good amount. Also, because it does not take on water easily, it does not accept soap so you cannot use it as a washcloth substitute.

What can you do with this ducky sponge? I have no good suggestions--it isn't practical for bathing and quite frankly, it isn't even cute.
    • Bath / shower

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

What can I say? This is rough, not soft but you can squeeze it because it is a very lightweight artificial sponge--it barely weighs one ounce on my kitchen scale. If I saw this in a "dollar store", I would not purchase it for any reason--not for dishes, not for bathing and not even for a cute child's bath toy. They say a sucker is born every minute and this must be manufactured for them. Who else would spend hard earned money on such a low quality and useless item. This sponge is good for nothing.

Taste / Aroma

OK--I tasted this. There is no taste and no aroma to the product. These are probably the products best quality. At least it doesn't have any repulsive factors--you can totally ignore it.
    • No smell
    • No taste

Performance

Performance? It doesn't do anything. I guess you can say it does nothing very well. It is very light and can be held with no problem. Even with weak hands, it is easy to hold. If you drop it, it won't break.

Packaging

Packaging? Bzzzzzzzzzzz--another negative. It comes plain and simple--it isn't even packaged in a plastic bag--it comes simply in a plain brown box--the usual EdenFantasy's packing--brown box and brown paper.
Follow-up commentary
This is just as cheap looking, poor quality and scratchy as it was when I originaly reviewed it. Maybe for a buck I would pick it up for a kid to play with or to use it for washing dishes but as it is, I paid too much. Even for free I could have done better!
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  • PeaceToTheMiddleEast
    PeaceToTheMiddleEast  
    Sorry to hear you did not like it. Thanks for sharing!
  • SiNn
    SiNn  
    tyfor sharing
  • arewehavingfun?
    arewehavingfun?  
    Sounds like a worthless sponge!!
  • deltalima
    deltalima  
    Ha ha thanks for the honesty! Great!
  • Zombirella
    Zombirella  
    Wow, can't believe they actually sell this thing here....lol.
  • griffonc
    griffonc  
    lol its kinda cute
  • Allstars316
    Allstars316  
    Looks great. My mother has a duck collection. I want one now!!
  • oldman
    oldman  
    cute but it sounds useless!!
  • Over here
    Over here  
    What was EF thinking with this one?
  • Undead
    Undead  
    I didn't know they sold something like this here....?!
  • kadytheredpanda
    kadytheredpanda  
    Huh?

    This looks like an odd item for a sex toy manufacturer... Maybe THAT'S why it sucks.
  • SMichelle
    SMichelle  
    Sorry to hear that this was such a disappointment.
  • travelnurse
    travelnurse  
    LOL thanks for the review
  • Do emu
    Do emu  
    Sorry to hear this was so bad! For some reason reviews are more interesting when the product is bad, haha. Thanks for sharing!
  • charmedtomeetyou
    charmedtomeetyou  
    Thanks for the review!
  • dngr1337
    dngr1337  
    I agree
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