Miracle massager by Cal Exotics - review by LadyM12

Miracle massager Miracle massager by Cal Exotics
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Miracle massager

Massager by Cal Exotics

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Still waiting for my miracle

While it does what it's supposed to, I wouldn't buy this massager again. That's because of it's smell, awkward size, volume, and short running time.
Published: January 31, 2012
Pros:
powerful, electric
Cons:
smells, loud, difficult to clean, awkward to use
Rating by reviewer:
2
useful review

Use

The Miracle Massager is a fairly powerful toy with a large head. While not suitable for insertion, it does provide strong vibrations against the clitoris. This toy is not for someone with an overly-sensitive clitoris, unless you're looking for discomfort, or someone who prefers penetrative stimulation.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • On a bed only
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris

Material / Texture

It does have a rather strong, rubbery smell that, despite multiple washings, has not dissipated much. This toy is more suitable for advanced users.
    • Rigid
    • Sticky
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

Despite having a curved handle, the shape is awkward for use by yourself and gives me hand cramps. It's very large, so it isn't easy to hide. I would never choose to take it through airport security.
    • Partner play

Functions / Performance / Controls

There are two levels of vibration available, one rather powerful and the other quite powerful. This toy is very noisy and is not waterproof. It heats up rather quickly so it isn't ideal for extended use.
    • Not discreet at all
    • Powerful
    • Strong patterns

Care and Maintenance

I keep it in my night stand, wrapped up in a towel so that it doesn't get dirty. Because it isn't waterproof, thorough washing can be tedious but is necessary because lint and hairs cling to the massaging head.
    • Hard to clean

Packaging

The packaging was simple. I don't think it's suitable to give as an unwrapped gift. The instructions were informative, concise and correct! The instructions warn you not to run it for more than 20 minutes, because it heats up quickly.
    • Not discreet
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LadyM12
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Pixel (verified)

Nice review, but I would have liked some more details, though! Are the vibrations buzzy or rumbly? Do they numb your hand or vulva when you use the toy for a while? What exactly are the dimensions?

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Jan 31, 2:48 am
SMichelle (verified)

Thanks for the review.

Jan 31, 9:43 am
LadyM12 (verified)

@Pixel: I would describe it as more "buzzy," and while it could numb your hand/vulva, I don't recommend using it that long because of how hot it gets. It's about a foot long and 6 3/4" around at its thickest point. It weighs a good pound-an-a-half.

Thanks for the tip! I'll check it out.

Jan 31, 12:32 pm
sexydelphia (verified)

thanks for the review!

Feb 5, 12:06 am
Handur (verified)

Nive review!

Mar 5, 6:35 pm
bballard3 (verified)

Sad that it isn't waterproof, but it's a lint magnet!

Apr 7, 11:36 am
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