Tasty body paint by Cal Exotics - review by Mwar

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Tasty? Bleh.

I'm ambivalent about Tasty Body Paint. Personally, I wouldn't use it again. I wouldn't buy it for myself. For what it is, you can have a fun, memorable experience with your partner.
Published:
Pros:
-Novel
-Fun
Cons:
-Bad Taste
-Potential Mess
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review
I got the Tasty Body Paint as a gift for my 18th birthday (my friends wanted to start me off right, I suppose.) The Tasty Body Paint sat alone in my room for about half a year before it got its first real use. So it gets a point for having a decent shelf life. I assume the high sugar content would keep it from rotting as long as it is sealed.

Eventually the time came that I could use my gift. (Yay!) Before using it in the bedroom, I opened the blueberry paint just to give it a taste. I don't know what I was expecting, but I was hoping from something along the lines of a lollipop flavor. The flavor isn't bad, just really, really fake. I mean, I knew it was artificial, but it is REALLY artificial. That might ruin the fun for some, if not, you can still enjoy the Body Paint.

We had an old sheet under us just in case the paint decided to stain. It didn't, which is definitely a plus. Clean up from the paint isn't a hassle. We didn't eat much of the paint and we used it more for "living art." Tasty Body Paint makes intimacy more fun and whimsical than anything and it was nice having that quality with our fun. Because of our giggling and mischief with the body paint, my boyfriend and I didn't have sex after. For us, drawing flowers and smiley faces quickly devolved into drawing penises on each other. Immature? Maybe. Fun? Yes!

So yeah, Tasty Body Paint doesn't make things sexy, but fun. Cleaning our bodies required a wet wipe to get the large amounts off. We didn't want to drip anything while walking to the shower (It is more gel like, so it doesn't go EVERYWHERE.) The body paint washes off without leaving any filmy residue or displeasing scent. I agree with other reviews on here about the dye aspect. The paint can leave a slight shade of color on your skin. It's nothing extreme, but you'll have to apply a washcloth or loofah to take care of it. Other than that, it's low maintenance for what it is.

WARNING: I would NOT recommend putting Tasty Body paint on or near your vagina, if you have a disposition towards yeast infections or don't want to increase your risk of them. The glycerin, along with other ingredients are tasty things for yeast and other bad microbes that live in your vagina. The package says "for external use only," but it doesn't get into specifics as to why. I just wanted to let that be known.

So, where does Tasty Body Paint leave me? It was cute and fun. It tastes like crap. But if you want to try something new, it could be worth it.
Follow-up commentary
The tasty body paint was a one time thing really. I have no interest to pursue sexy times with body paint.

If you want to be cute or add some hilarity to naked time, by all means, but this is more of a gag than anything else.
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My Tasty body paint tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
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Comments
  • The Mother of a SiNner
    The Mother of a SiNner  
    great review
  • SparklyGlitter
    SparklyGlitter  
    thanks for the review!
  • married with children
    married with children  
    good review, thanks for sharing.
  • Secret Pleasure
    Secret Pleasure  
    Good Job
  • woofcub
    woofcub  
    good review, good to know the taste wasn't that good,
  • RavenWings
    RavenWings  
    I wonder who gave that to you for your birthday? (I'm probably going to post all over your stuff today, so sorry in advance.)

    And I didn't think the taste was that bad. You're just picky, Mwar.
  • Mwar
    Mwar  
    Yes, yes. You, RavenWings, were the friend who gifted me with the Tasty Body Paint.
  • Zombirella
    Zombirella  
    Thanks for the review.
  • D'Amore
    D'Amore  
    Was never into that stuff
  • Michele
    Michele  
    Great review! Thank you for sharing.
  • Peaches2000
    Peaches2000  
    I think this would be a fun one time thing, but I can see how this would become a mess and I'm not thrilled with an icky taste...thanks for the heads up!
  • xOhxSoxScandalousx
    xOhxSoxScandalousx  
    Sucks that it tastes bad! Thanks for the review.
  • damnbul12
    damnbul12  
    Thank you for the review.
  • booboo111926
    booboo111926  
    thankss
  • shortstoke1980
    shortstoke1980  
    ty
  • Jimenko
    Jimenko  
    Thanks for the review
  • BlooJay
    BlooJay  
    Thx for the review!
  • Feisty
    Feisty  
    thanks for sharing!
  • PassionCpl
    PassionCpl  
    Nice review, thanks
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