Miracle massager by Cal Exotics - review by jedent

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The Corvette Of The AC Current Vibrators

Hoping to switch from my need for intense pinpoint stimulation, I tried out the Miracle Massager and found that all over rumbly vibes are a whole different experience. This toy is a cost effective alternative to the Hitachi and certainly praiseworthy.
Published:
Pros:
Rumbly vibrations, long cord, 30 day warranty, cost effective, plugs into wall
Cons:
feels kind of cheaply made, thumb may slip and turn off toy, material safety level of 2
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review
Miracle Massager

The miracle massager is my first ever plug in toy. Normally, looking at these toys 10 years ago I thought "man, how hard do you people need it?" But being a bit of a vroom-whore now, I know exactly why more power is needed.

Over the years of using vibrators, my taste has gone to direct, intense, pinpoint high power stimulation. But I wondered in my heart of hearts if a big roundy massager-vibe could ever work for me. I'd heard amazing things about the Hitachi, I mean who hasn't? But it was still just a tad out of my price range for something that may not work for me. The Miracle Massager by Cal Exotics was a great alternative choice for me due to its price and comparable design.

The box says that the toy features high intensity and ultra power with both a high and a low setting. It also boasts an "EZ Grip handle with Ergonomic Curve." The biggest possible selling point is that it has a wide, supple head that is actually flexible.

Miracle Massager

With just a bit of pressure, the neck actually bends in any direction.

Interestingly enough, it also says on the box the words "MAXIMUM TORQUE MOTOR." If you're like me and wondering what this means, Wikipedia says "Torque, moment or moment of force is the tendency of a force to rotate an object about an axis." So nearest I can deduce, the motor works just like any other motor put in a vibrator, where there is a slight offset of weight to throw the rotation ever so off balance to create the vibrations it gives off.

Yadda yadda yadda, "BIG STRONG VIBRATOR" is all this means.

So the reason I call this the "Corvette" is because it's a great product, very awesome to have, but it's no Ferrari, know what I mean? The feel of the plastic handle is kinda cheap, and it's fairly light--which is a great thing but also it kind of feels a little too light for its size, like maybe it's missing something. It isn't, but you know what I mean.

And the power? Oh you've got power. Fantastic amounts of power. Just be careful because if your thumb slips, you're likely to hit the switch and accidentally change the speed, or worse, turn it off completely.

The vibrations are hard and rumbly. They're certainly the biggest vibrations I've ever experienced, though I wouldn't classify them as "intense." Intense to me seems to be a word that goes hand in hand with "concentrated." This is more of an overwhelming vibration in that it rattles your insides, as applying this thing to your clit pretty much vibrates your entire pubic bone. It's a good kind of overwhelming, don't get me wrong, but its nothing I'd call "intense." Intense is a pinpoint, this is a big grumbly thing for ALL of your nether-parts. Enjoy.

PS, this is made from PVC. While not a super safe material if you're going to be sharing, you can clean it with antibacterial soap and pat dry. UNPLUG IT FIRST! I cannot stress that enough. Also, do not submerge this thing in water. The box tells you to use "rubber compatible lubricant," but the only safe lubes for this toy are water and silicone based as PVC is plastic, not rubber.
Experience
When I first put this thing on my clit, it almost seemed like it would be too much, but I settled in and let the massive rumbles sooth and pleasure me. It still took some concentration to try to guide it right to where I needed it, as it's hard to get the pinpoint action from such a huge head, but I am slowly learning to just take all of the feeling all over and not having to pinpoint the stimulation, which is actually something I wanted to start getting away from anyway.

When used in conjunction with my boyfriend's cock, usually from a side-laying L shaped position where I hook my legs up and over his ass, this thing is even better for him! He says all he feels is intense vibrations in his head when I have it pressed hard on my clit. Interesting that he feels almost nothing on his shaft, but all of it concentrated right on his head. He says the feeling is amazing.

I've also used it as a massager for non sexy parts, such as back and neck. The vibrations penetrate deep and sooth knotted muscles. If the vibrations end up being too much for you for pleasure, this still makes a good backup body massager.
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My Miracle massager tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Massage
    • Masturbation
    • Sensory play
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Back
    • Clitoris
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Comments
  • Beck
    Beck  
    Sadly I killed mine. Great review.
  • Review It
    Review It  
    Thanks for sharing this review with us!
  • kendra30752
    kendra30752  
    Great review and oooh I love the pics! I've been about to beat my head against the wall trying to decide on one of these! LOL.

    Now I was pretty sure I wanted the infrared one, but now it's between this and the infrared one. Lol Very nice job! I'm so glad the vibrations are so great in this.
  • jedent
    jedent  
    yes, i had also considered the infrared one. i don't recall why i didn't go for it. possibly it was a few bucks more.
  • mandaj
    mandaj  
    this was a great review!!! thanks for sharing
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    sexydelphia  
    thanks for the review!
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    faust  
    nice review
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    woodsdragon  
    Really cool review
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    Thanks for the review!
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    ty
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    sweetpea12  
    Thanks for the great review, and the awesome pics!!
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    Good review.
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    thanks for taking the time to review!!
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