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What Do I Do With This?

I think I would call this less a lotion and more like flavored water. It does not perform well as a lubricant or as a lotion and due to its sugar content, the only use I can see this serving is for oral sex on a guy. This is my first flavored lotion or lube so I don't have others to compare it to, but would guess there are better ones out there.
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Pros:
Flavored and fairly easy to clean up
Cons:
Sugar content limits uses with a gritty feeling
Rating by reviewer:
2
extremely useful review

Use

Here is a list of the lubricant's ingredients in order:
Glycerin, DI Water, Fructose, Citric Acid, Artificial Flavor, May contain FD&C Red #40, DC Red #33, Caramel Color

You'll notice the third ingredient on the list is fructose which is a fruit sugar. In my mind this severely limits the number of ways I would want to use this product. There are some uses that I wouldn't recommend at all. For example, any use where the lotion would be used directly inside the vagina should be avoided. There are other uses though that are more questionable. I personally wouldn't use it outside of vagina during oral sex or manual stimulation but some may be ok using it in this way. You could possibly use it for anal sex or stimulation but I wouldn't recommend this as it isn't thick enough in my opinion.

Now that we've covered the ways this can't be used, lets discuss how it can be used. I think this lotions best use is during oral sex on a penis to provide some flavor. This is the only real use I've liked using it. Some other possible uses would be during analingus since the anus isn't nearly as sensitive to sugar content as the vagina. You could possibly use it during a massage, but it's a little to sticky it's consistency isn't what I would want to use during a massage. I've tried using it on my penis while masturbating and you could also use it while giving a hand job but it doesn't provide sufficient lubrication to be enjoyable for me but may for some.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bridal gift
    • Foreplay
    • Gag gift
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Oral

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

This lotion is very watery and will join together if you put several drops next to each other. It may be a little bit thicker than water, but not much. Not surprisingly then putting some on my hand and then turning my hand straight up it immediately started rolling down my arm. One benefit of it being so watery is that is fairly easy to pour. It is pretty easy to get the right amount of lotion by simply adjusting the angle of the bottle and the pressure.

I would describe the texture as a mix between water and a very fine sandpaper, basically a gritty feeling. Rubbing it between your fingers you feel this. It's not like there's chunks or anything like that, but definitely some grittiness to it. I put some on my hand and rubbed it back and forth really fast not using too much pressure and it pretty quickly started to become uncomfortable. This lotion is a little bit sticky but if you lick it off the stickiness goes as well.
    • Sticky
    • Thin

Taste / Aroma

Both my wife and I agree that, although we received the Passion Fruit flavor, it taste more like an imitation bubble gum flavor similar to what you might get at a dentist or something like that. The scent matches the taste. My wife liked the flavor while I did not. This worked out somewhat since the main way we've used it is during oral sex on me. The only problem is the taste was still in her mouth afterward which made kissing less enjoyable.
    • Strong smell
    • Strong taste

Performance

I honestly haven't used too much of this lotion since its uses are pretty limited. You get 2 oz or 59.4 mL of lotion with this product. If you're using it mainly for the flavoring then you don't need to use too much since it's very sweet so it should last a while used in that way.

This lotion is pretty easy to cleanup. While it is sticky, it comes off pretty easily either by licking or washing off with water (no soap necessary).

One other thing to keep in mind is there are two covers on this lotion. an outer cover and then an inner nozzle. I accidentally didn't close the inner nozzle and had some leak out when I put it on its side so make sure to close it before putting the cover back on it.

Here's the outer cover separated from the bottle.

Here's the bottle with the nozzled closed and with the nozzle open
    • Gets sticky
    • Reapply often

Packaging

The packing on mine is different than the pictures on Eden. Here is a picture of the front and the back of mine. The lube came packed in a plastic bag like cover almost like a sandwich bag but with tape instead of a zipper at the end. It was also covered in a hard plastic seal like you'd find on a bottle of mouth wash so you know it's sealed. You barely see it in the photo if you look on the left side of the bottle you'll see a perforated spot where you can open it at.

There were no instructions included on how to use the lube. I did find it easy to open and close the lid with one hand if the outer cover has already been removed which is nice.
    • Can be opened with one hand
    • Easy to use / dispense

Special Features

It says on the packaging "heats when blown on" and "warms to the touch". It may have provided the slightest warming but not much at all. My wife used it on my chest and penis. I didn't feel it but she said it warmed up in her mouth.
    • Warming

Personal comments

I originally thought this was supposed to be used as a lube and rated it as such. Going back and looking it over more as a lotion I still see too many shortcomings on this product to rate it higher than I previously had.
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  • Voldemort
    Voldemort  
    Thanks for the review and insight miss!
  • leilani
    leilani  
    sad face
  • ginnyluvspotter
    ginnyluvspotter  
    Thanks for the review!
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