What Do I Do With This?I think I would call this less a lotion and more like flavored water. It does not perform well as a lubricant or as a lotion and due to its sugar content, the only use I can see this serving is for oral sex on a guy. This is my first flavored lotion or lube so I don't have others to compare it to, but would guess there are better ones out there.
Glycerin, DI Water, Fructose, Citric Acid, Artificial Flavor, May contain FD&C Red #40, DC Red #33, Caramel Color
You'll notice the third ingredient on the list is fructose which is a fruit sugar. In my mind this severely limits the number of ways I would want to use this product. There are some uses that I wouldn't recommend at all. For example, any use where the lotion would be used directly inside the vagina should be avoided. There are other uses though that are more questionable. I personally wouldn't use it outside of vagina during oral sex or manual stimulation but some may be ok using it in this way. You could possibly use it for anal sex or stimulation but I wouldn't recommend this as it isn't thick enough in my opinion.
Now that we've covered the ways this can't be used, lets discuss how it can be used. I think this lotions best use is during oral sex on a penis to provide some flavor. This is the only real use I've liked using it. Some other possible uses would be during analingus since the anus isn't nearly as sensitive to sugar content as the vagina. You could possibly use it during a massage, but it's a little to sticky it's consistency isn't what I would want to use during a massage. I've tried using it on my penis while masturbating and you could also use it while giving a hand job but it doesn't provide sufficient lubrication to be enjoyable for me but may for some.
I would describe the texture as a mix between water and a very fine sandpaper, basically a gritty feeling. Rubbing it between your fingers you feel this. It's not like there's chunks or anything like that, but definitely some grittiness to it. I put some on my hand and rubbed it back and forth really fast not using too much pressure and it pretty quickly started to become uncomfortable. This lotion is a little bit sticky but if you lick it off the stickiness goes as well.
This lotion is pretty easy to cleanup. While it is sticky, it comes off pretty easily either by licking or washing off with water (no soap necessary).
One other thing to keep in mind is there are two covers on this lotion. an outer cover and then an inner nozzle. I accidentally didn't close the inner nozzle and had some leak out when I put it on its side so make sure to close it before putting the cover back on it.
Here's the outer cover separated from the bottle.
Here's the bottle with the nozzled closed and with the nozzle open
There were no instructions included on how to use the lube. I did find it easy to open and close the lid with one hand if the outer cover has already been removed which is nice.