Tastie pasties

Edible treats by Kingman

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Yuck!

Unless you are only a couple dollars away from shipping or just want to use up your points, I do not suggest these. They tastes awful and stain your skin. They do smell good, but it's not worth it to me. Go buy some Fruit Roll-Up stickers instead, they will taste so much better.
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Pros:
Cheap and fun.
Cons:
Tastes bad and stains your skin.
Rating by reviewer:
1
extremely useful review

Use

Just simple lick and stick to add fun to any sex party or play. I may just save the rest of these for my friends bachelorette party since I feel they would get more use there. They're not for bath or shower use due to dissolving when wet.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bridal gift
    • Foreplay
    • Gag gift
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Oral

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

They feel like plastic and are easy to apply — just wet the area and they stick very well and stay on. They do not leave you sticky or greasy, however they do stain.
    • Stain

Taste / Aroma

They have a slight appealing smell to them, however they taste awful. At first lick they have a potentially good plastic taste, then you lick the second time and it's just not appealing.
    • Bad smell
    • Light smell
    • Smells good

Performance

They start dissolving and wrinkling after only two licks, so they do not last very long. Still fun if you get past the awful taste and are willing to accept the stains.

The product specifically states it's dissolves with water, so it's not logical to use them in the shower. They do clean up easily in the peeling-off or eating sense, however they do stain your skin.
    • Needs to be washed off with soap and water
    • Not compatible with all materials

Packaging

The pasties were all securely packaged in a single plastic bag and placed in a box. Water-wise, they were protected by the plastic. However, the different flavors (which all have their own shape and color) were just piled together, causing the colors and flavors to blend. I was kind of disappointed in that since it makes them not look as nice. You need a knife or scissors to cut open a plastic bag; it does not have an easy rip tag.
    • Messy dispenser
    • Travel friendly
    • Would make a nice gift
Follow-up commentary
We tried them at my friends Batchelorett party. They were a little bit of fun, but they still weren't worth it due to the horrible taste and staining.
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Comments
  • sunkissedJess
    sunkissedJess  
    Too bad these taste awful. The fruit roll up sticks is a great idea though. They are delish!
  • deltalima
    deltalima  
    I think if these taste bad, there's no point in getting them. Thanks.
  • Ms. Peaches
    Ms. Peaches  
    Thanks for the review
  • Faust
    Faust  
    nice review
  • tortilla
    tortilla  
    thanks for the info
  • reysgirl83
    reysgirl83  
    TY!
  • sexytileena / absolutely love sex
    sexytileena / absolutely love sex  
    ty
  • ff876
    ff876  
  • misscrystal23
    misscrystal23  
    Thank you for the review
  • ginnyluvspotter
    ginnyluvspotter  
    Great review!
  • Violet October
    Violet October  
    Thanks! I was wondering how these tasted.
  • leilani
    leilani  
    sadness good thing it isnt my thing
  • natashaanime
    natashaanime  
    Thanks for the great review
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