Perfect Nightstand Storage for Oma & I!
The ToiTissue looks so good next to the ToiBox and even by itself. It allows you to hide some of your unmentionables, important, or valuable items without the fear of locking yourself out or losing a key. It is easy to use and care for and will last a lifetime if you do just that.Published: January 4, 2011
Pros:
Gorgeous, real polished cherry wood!, can't lock yourself out of it, discreet
Cons:
Can be loud when sliding the box open
When the Christmas cheer started rolling around, I began to look for some gifts that I could get off of Edenfantasys. I had planned to get the ToiTissue for myself and decided that it would make an excellent gift for my Oma as well. For me, since I have so many toys, it becomes a pain to put them all away every time. We like to keep our favorite lube, condoms, and a few small toys near the bed but have to hide them when most of our guests venture over. For us, the ToiTissue solved this problem. They could sit out, but be hidden in the Toitissue box. For my Oma, so hides her money in an oven mitt...not very stealthy! I thought that this would be perfect for her to place her money and special items such as keys and antique rosaries inside the box. I got two boxes for this holiday season of gift-giving.
DESIGN/DIMENSIONS:
To go along with its larger counter part,the ToiBox, the ToiTissue has a very sleek missionary style to it. It has sleek lines and no curves. It is made of a matching deep cherry wood which is REAL wood, which is unlike the material of the original ToiBox. From the outside, the ToiTissue looks like a regular wooden tissue holder. But there is a small notch on the bottom that pulls out the hidden tray. This shows that the tissue is actually only held on the top half portion of the box. This requires a special type of tissue box to be placed inside-the half size ones. It can be used to house anything that fits-jewelry, money, small toys, condoms, keys etc.
The woos is grainy which I like. It is not completely smooth. The top has the oval shape for the tissue to be easily pulled through. Unless you physically pick up the box, you can't tell it does anything else but house tissue. It comes with both felt circles and rubber ones to place on the bottom so that it does not scratch other surfaces.
The outer dimensions are about 9 1/4" long x 5" wide, and 4" tall. Inside the drawer, it is lined and the storage space is 8" long, 3 1/4" wide, and 1 1/4" tall. This is ideal for thin toys, but won't accommodate girthy ones. The only flaw I really found is that where the sides of the box are glued together, there are some rough edges.
The drawer easily slides in and out, but can be loud.
PACKAGING:
The ToiTissue came in a simple, mostly white, cardboard box with a picture of the product on the outside. The ToiTissue is protected on the inside by an air bubble sleeve and Styrofoam. All of this can be thrown away. There are also instructions for cleaning and the warranty information in a plastic sleeve for safe keeping.
DESIGN/DIMENSIONS:
To go along with its larger counter part,the ToiBox, the ToiTissue has a very sleek missionary style to it. It has sleek lines and no curves. It is made of a matching deep cherry wood which is REAL wood, which is unlike the material of the original ToiBox. From the outside, the ToiTissue looks like a regular wooden tissue holder. But there is a small notch on the bottom that pulls out the hidden tray. This shows that the tissue is actually only held on the top half portion of the box. This requires a special type of tissue box to be placed inside-the half size ones. It can be used to house anything that fits-jewelry, money, small toys, condoms, keys etc.
The woos is grainy which I like. It is not completely smooth. The top has the oval shape for the tissue to be easily pulled through. Unless you physically pick up the box, you can't tell it does anything else but house tissue. It comes with both felt circles and rubber ones to place on the bottom so that it does not scratch other surfaces.
The outer dimensions are about 9 1/4" long x 5" wide, and 4" tall. Inside the drawer, it is lined and the storage space is 8" long, 3 1/4" wide, and 1 1/4" tall. This is ideal for thin toys, but won't accommodate girthy ones. The only flaw I really found is that where the sides of the box are glued together, there are some rough edges.
The drawer easily slides in and out, but can be loud.
PACKAGING:
The ToiTissue came in a simple, mostly white, cardboard box with a picture of the product on the outside. The ToiTissue is protected on the inside by an air bubble sleeve and Styrofoam. All of this can be thrown away. There are also instructions for cleaning and the warranty information in a plastic sleeve for safe keeping.
Experience
I'll talk about my Oma first. She was absolutely surprised and delighted to receive this. It is hard to shop for the woman who has everything! It was a bit hard for her to find the Kleenex insert, but after that, she has been enjoying and using this item. Her money and valuables are safe, and I feel better about her hiding some of it. She has no problem opening it either. That is why I chose the ToiTissue instead of the ToiBox. There is no lock so she can't lock herself out of it. Perfect.
For me, it was a lot easier for me to find the smaller Kleenex inserts (Walmart and/or Target by the way!). I found them in packs of three. They slid in with a bit of maneuvering and then can just as easily be pulled out the top. It looks gorgeous on my night stand and looks even better on a dresser next to my ToiBox. I have a pink dresser and I love the pink and cherry wood color combo!
I use mine to keep some important documents, a few condoms, a cock ring, a small lube tube, and a go-to clitoral vibrator in it. There is still a bit of room, but not much. It is the perfect size for JUST what you need and nothing more. I love both my ToiBocks products!
CARE/CLEANING
It is easy to clean also. The instructions inside tell you everything you need to do to keep it safe. For one, make sure the wood is not in a dry place. It can split! Don't place it in a bathroom either. The moisture could ruin the wood that way too. You can wipe it down with a cloth towel and or use a wood polish without alcohol.
For me, it was a lot easier for me to find the smaller Kleenex inserts (Walmart and/or Target by the way!). I found them in packs of three. They slid in with a bit of maneuvering and then can just as easily be pulled out the top. It looks gorgeous on my night stand and looks even better on a dresser next to my ToiBox. I have a pink dresser and I love the pink and cherry wood color combo!
I use mine to keep some important documents, a few condoms, a cock ring, a small lube tube, and a go-to clitoral vibrator in it. There is still a bit of room, but not much. It is the perfect size for JUST what you need and nothing more. I love both my ToiBocks products!
CARE/CLEANING
It is easy to clean also. The instructions inside tell you everything you need to do to keep it safe. For one, make sure the wood is not in a dry place. It can split! Don't place it in a bathroom either. The moisture could ruin the wood that way too. You can wipe it down with a cloth towel and or use a wood polish without alcohol.
Follow-up commentary
3 months after original review
We both still very much enjoy the ToiTissue box. I am pleased that my Oma uses this in the way that I wanted her to. My box has actually made its way into the living room and holds a cock ring, vibrator, lube, and a lot of condoms. Lately, we have been having sex in that room the most.
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This big enough for fleshlight
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Can it hold a fleshlight or 2 in here?
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No. The compartment is very small and you won't even be able to fit one in there.
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Quote: No. The compartment is very small and you won't even be able to fit one in there.that is unfortunate
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lock
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All this needs is a discrete lock.
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I totally agree!
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Quote: All this needs is a discrete lock.Agreed!
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Do you ever worry someone will look at your sex toy storage container and think I bet there's sex toys in there??
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I wonder if I have a fancy wooden box for kleenex someone will wonder why I need that for tissues and will open the drawer because their curious..especially after I get a bunch of locking storage..I want to have some things just in reach I don't have to unlock to get to like condoms lube and a toy or 2 would be nice...I want the condom cube but I also want the storage box that looks just like it so someone could see the condoms in there and look at the matching box and think OH I bet theres sex toys in there...but the locking condom case isn't convenient like I would always remember when I'm in my bedroom waiting for my boyfriend to show up to unlock the condom cases so I don't have to when I need one.
I know I've gotten paranoid after I had my used sex toys stolen...I really like that this holds kleenex I prefer it over the toibox -
Nope not worried at all.
I'm at my mom's house with my G-ki and wrist restraints out, not really concerned. -
No, I'm not worried either. Just me and hubby and the cat. And her lips are sealed! ;) If anyone goes in my bedroom, which is highly unlikely, they'll be distracted by the canopy around my bed before their eyes ever wander to what's on the bed side table! :)
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Can it hold..?
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so when I can afford to get myself a few things I want this..also do u think it can hold the high roller,small bottle of lube,condoms,toy cleaner and maybe another toy like turbe glider blueberry or maybe a ring or something skinny like the prickler?
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Quote: so when I can afford to get myself a few things I want this..also do u think it can hold the high roller,small bottle of lube,condoms,toy cleaner and maybe another toy like turbe glider blueberry or maybe a ring or something skinny like the prickler?Looks like it might just hold condoms, small 2.5 oz bottles of lube maybe, and bullet vibes. I don't have one but it doesn't look like it holds much since some of the space is removed to hold the tissues.
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Quote: Looks like it might just hold condoms, small 2.5 oz bottles of lube maybe, and bullet vibes. I don't have one but it doesn't look like it holds much since some of the space is removed to hold the tissues.ok so how about just 2.5 lube,3 condoms,and the prickler and turbo glider?
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I'm glad I used my valentines coupon on this...it is still in my closet in the box I still have alot of work to do in my bedroom before I can even set this out as all surfaces are so full,lol. Gona take money to organize I need a locking dvd storage until my taxes are done I can't afford anything for a while.
I'm glad you got it!
This has been on my wishlist for a while. Glad you're both enjoying it!
Awesome review! It's on my list!
this product looks so cool - very descreet too
Sweet! I am getting this. That is what I am focusing on next. Storage items...love this. Great review
Thanks everyone!
Thanks for great review as always!
Welcome!
Thanks for the excellent review! I am definitely going to get this!
This seems kind of pricey and limited--got a negative review from someone else. Wouldn't a tool kit or something be just as easy and if you put it someplace with tools, it would be safe. Even of your live along partner found it, chances are he/she would already be in on the game!!
Yes, but then you'd have to get up to go get the tools. Do you keep tools right next to your bed or in your living room or where you choose to have sex? LOL... this is a lot better.
I love it... I don't think it is pricey for the quality and REAL wood.
I'm wanting the toibocks and this one for sure now
Great review! Thanks! I love cherry wood, so I'll be saving up for this one, lol!
Thanks
Thanks for the review.
welcome
Such a nice product!
thanks
Great review!