Roll me over and wrap me up!!! Not me--the throe!!
I have slept on beds that have waterproof mattress pads that won't move around on you. Once done, remove the top sheet and pad and toss in the hamper. Your sheets under will be clean and fresh. If you are in another area having sex, you can also place the mattress pad under you. It is larger and cheaper than the Liberator throe.Published: December 6, 2011
Pros:
washes nicely
feels soft
pretty
feels soft
pretty
Cons:
too slippery
expensive for what you get
expensive for what you get
The 54" X "60 "fascinator posh throe" by Liberator arrived at our home. We had ordered the black color and it is a very rich, deep and dark black. One side is a soft and velvety microfiber material and the other side is a smooth, satiny fabric. Between the 2 sides is a thin, yet sturdy, waterproof plastic layer. It is marketed to people who masturbate or have sex and want to protect the area under them from body fluids. It is beautiful, and it does absorb body fluids without staining. If I stopped here, I would have to give it 5/5 stars. But I can't.
My husband and I were ready to test out the blanket. I placed it, microfiber side up, on the bed. We laid on top of the blanket, side by side, with my husband holding me in his arms. We began kissing and as we kissed, our bodies naturally moved around. Wait!! What's this? OMG--the throe was also sliding around the bed, and not in a good way. OK. It was a slow start so I turned the throe so that the satin side was now face up. We assumed the position. We were kissing and really enjoying ourselves when my husband started to...wait..what's going on here? OMG--this time we were sliding off the throe.
My husband took the throe and tossed it on the bedroom floor (carpeted). Once again, the microfiber was face up. My husband (being the gentleman that he is) scooped me in his arms and lay me on top of the throe. We were side by side and kissing--it was getting very hot about now--when we stopped. OMG--the throe was sliding again. OK. Never give up in the science of sex we say, so I flipped the throe over and the satin side was face up. Back in position (yada yada yada for all you Seinfeld fans) and we went back to what we had started. OMG--and this time my husband was not too happy--we were sliding on the throe. It seemed that the throe just wasn't cooperating. I had one last idea.
We took the throe into the living room to do one last test on hardwood floors. Once again I placed the blanket on the floor with the microfiber side face up. Once again, we began to complete the task at hand. The throe slid around the hardwood floors like children slide on ice. This time, it was not OMG, but, being the lady that I am, I am not allowed to use the language that spewed from my husband's mouth. I was shocked, but in my mind I was agreeing with him. Ok, we had agreed to share this assignment, so we pushed on. This time the throe was turned so that the satin was face up. Again, we were lying side by side with my husband holding me in his arms and we were kissing. And, guess what happened next? That's right--we were sliding on the throe
At this point we were more in the mood than ever and I was out of testing ideas. By the way, this throe is not very thick and did nothing to make lying on a wooden floor very comfortable. However, we did complete what we had set out to do. I'm just not telling you where we were!
NOTE TO SELF: When having sex in the living room, stick to the sofa or chairs.
My husband and I were ready to test out the blanket. I placed it, microfiber side up, on the bed. We laid on top of the blanket, side by side, with my husband holding me in his arms. We began kissing and as we kissed, our bodies naturally moved around. Wait!! What's this? OMG--the throe was also sliding around the bed, and not in a good way. OK. It was a slow start so I turned the throe so that the satin side was now face up. We assumed the position. We were kissing and really enjoying ourselves when my husband started to...wait..what's going on here? OMG--this time we were sliding off the throe.
My husband took the throe and tossed it on the bedroom floor (carpeted). Once again, the microfiber was face up. My husband (being the gentleman that he is) scooped me in his arms and lay me on top of the throe. We were side by side and kissing--it was getting very hot about now--when we stopped. OMG--the throe was sliding again. OK. Never give up in the science of sex we say, so I flipped the throe over and the satin side was face up. Back in position (yada yada yada for all you Seinfeld fans) and we went back to what we had started. OMG--and this time my husband was not too happy--we were sliding on the throe. It seemed that the throe just wasn't cooperating. I had one last idea.
We took the throe into the living room to do one last test on hardwood floors. Once again I placed the blanket on the floor with the microfiber side face up. Once again, we began to complete the task at hand. The throe slid around the hardwood floors like children slide on ice. This time, it was not OMG, but, being the lady that I am, I am not allowed to use the language that spewed from my husband's mouth. I was shocked, but in my mind I was agreeing with him. Ok, we had agreed to share this assignment, so we pushed on. This time the throe was turned so that the satin was face up. Again, we were lying side by side with my husband holding me in his arms and we were kissing. And, guess what happened next? That's right--we were sliding on the throe
At this point we were more in the mood than ever and I was out of testing ideas. By the way, this throe is not very thick and did nothing to make lying on a wooden floor very comfortable. However, we did complete what we had set out to do. I'm just not telling you where we were!
NOTE TO SELF: When having sex in the living room, stick to the sofa or chairs.
Experience
All was not lost with the throe. The next day my brother and sister-in-law brought the cutest, most adorable twin boys over for a visit (did I mention they are my nephews?). Chandler and Chase are in the pre-crawling stage. I had an idea. I pulled out the fascinator posh throe and put it on the floor (hardwood) with the satin side face down. Chandler was the first to volunteer so off came his diaper. I placed him in the middle of the throw and by the huge smile on his face, by golly, I think he liked it! His bum was up in the air and he looked like he was trying to swim. Since he can't yet crawl and he isn't tall enough to reach the edges of the blanket, he pretty much stayed in place.
Chase was happy to be getting the bulk of attention as we waited for Chandler to complete the mission on his own. After a few minutes "IT" happened. Chandler peed on the pad for us. Chandler was happy. I was happy. However, he was unavailable for comment as his Mommy was putting on a clean diaper.
The pee both pooled on top of the microfiber and absorbed into the microfiber. I folded the blanket so that the urine was absorbed entirely and tossed it in the hamper to wait for laundry time. When laundry time arrived, I placed the throe in the washing machine with other very dark colors. When the wash was ready, into the dryer it went. The throe came out soft and pretty as ever--no stains and no residual urine odor.
SO, from our experience, the throe is not so much fun when we are having sex but we both agree, as do my brother and sister-in-law, that it makes a great baby changing blanket.
Chase was happy to be getting the bulk of attention as we waited for Chandler to complete the mission on his own. After a few minutes "IT" happened. Chandler peed on the pad for us. Chandler was happy. I was happy. However, he was unavailable for comment as his Mommy was putting on a clean diaper.
The pee both pooled on top of the microfiber and absorbed into the microfiber. I folded the blanket so that the urine was absorbed entirely and tossed it in the hamper to wait for laundry time. When laundry time arrived, I placed the throe in the washing machine with other very dark colors. When the wash was ready, into the dryer it went. The throe came out soft and pretty as ever--no stains and no residual urine odor.
SO, from our experience, the throe is not so much fun when we are having sex but we both agree, as do my brother and sister-in-law, that it makes a great baby changing blanket.
Follow-up commentary
2 days after original review
To qualify my "I still don't like it", I must add the phrase "for sex". Everyone loves it as a diaper changing pad. An expensive diaper changing pad, but they like this.
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If you don't have a throe...
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If you're ever on vacation and don't pack your Liberator throe (aka throw), Dan Savage has great advice for what to do with the hotel linens when you're done: Bleach Party
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Wow, that's really good advice! I'm glad you posted that, because that is something I have wondered about myself! :)
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Quote: Wow, that's really good advice! I'm glad you posted that, because that is something I have wondered about myself! :)It's a great article, had to share. :D I'm cracking up though because I've always balled up the sheets and left them on the floor when I leave the room, even when there was no sex, i.e. I was sharing a room with a family member other than my husband. I can only imagine what the cleaning staff thought. (scared)
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Throes how do these work?
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Okay I have read the review and information given but I'm still confused about these whats the big deal exactly?
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An easy to transport waterproof blanket is always a nice thing. For some it's not a necessity and is overrated, but it can change the lives of others.
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If you aren't a female ejaculator, it might not be such a big deal for you. But for those of us who occasionally (or regularly) soak through blankets, comforters, etc... this thing is a life saver, just as Sam said. I don't know that everyone would need it, but I think it's fantastic! :)
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Sex Throws-Difference?
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Ok, So I have seen three different throws on EF. One is the Fascinator, The Liberator and the Safari throw. What is the difference between them? Other than the patterns obviously. The differences between the purple ones (liberator and fascinator) is what Im really wondering. They look the same to me?
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Quote: Ok, So I have seen three different throws on EF. One is the Fascinator, The Liberator and the Safari throw. What is the difference between them? Other than the patterns obviously. The differences between the purple ones (liberator and fascinator) is what Im really wondering. They look the same to me?Exactly what I was wondering... help please?
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Do you think the price of the Fascinator throe is worth it?
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I really love the red one but it's expensive... Just wondering if the size you get is worth the price?
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We just got ours and I'd have to say yes. Alan & I have paid almost that much for "normal" comforters for our bed, and they've not been as warm as the Fascinator, nor water resistant.
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For me it's not worth it yet... But that's because I don't really get messy with sex. Maybe when I have a place and can have sex anywhere, or when I live with my guy and we have more time to experiment...
I think for it's features it's definitely worth the price. And I've heard good things about the size I think, or at least never BAD things.
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Can the Liberator throe withstand oils?
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I want the throe, but mainly so we can play with oils (oiled sex anyone?) and not have to worry about staining the bed. But will it stain the throe? I want to keep it pretty!
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I'd love to know, too!
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I emailed Liberator customer service. We'll see what they say!
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Thanks for the nice review.
Thank so much I need one of these!
Thanks for the review!
At least you found something to use it for! Maybe donate it to a daycare when the nephews are older. Haha.