Tears of Orgasmic Joy
A pretty and useful item for your home to hide anything personal or private while blending in perfectly to your decor.Published: January 23, 2011
Pros:
pretty, genius idea, discreet, dual purpose
Cons:
small, pricey
I am a victim of the recession. After college, like so many others in my age group, I had to move back in with my parents. I found myself in the position of striking a balance between having to still be their little girl while still being my own as well. After a few months of hiding my unmentionables under the bed or in the pillowcase and generally feeling like a teenager again, the ToiTissue box came to my rescue. It is a great solution and something that will transition well into my future homes and circumstances. It can sit anywhere and those I live with will be none the wiser. This product would work well in many locations from the bedroom, to the bathroom, to the livingroom or wherever the mood might strike.
The box is lovely looking. It is dark wood and just a touch bigger than a traditional tissue box. It has a drawer that easily slides out and is lined with red pool-table like material. The tissue paper part holds a small stack of tissues, making this box multi purposed.
The drawer is small, I'd say about 3 inches wide. It will hold a couple of toys if they are small/thin but does not fit a 2.5 oz bottle, nor is it very deep, maybe a little over an inch deep. This is not the product for someone looking to house a large collection. Its only other drawback is that because it is real wood, when you pick it up, boy can you hear that something other than tissues is inside....but that is to be expected. Mine also has some minor chipping on the edges.
This product is genius and a great way to hide your personal life without the hassle of a lock. It is a touch pricy at over 60$, but it seems to be a product that will last, fit into any decor and can be used for many, many years. It can store other things as well, money, checks, pictures, whatever you may need.
The box is lovely looking. It is dark wood and just a touch bigger than a traditional tissue box. It has a drawer that easily slides out and is lined with red pool-table like material. The tissue paper part holds a small stack of tissues, making this box multi purposed.
The drawer is small, I'd say about 3 inches wide. It will hold a couple of toys if they are small/thin but does not fit a 2.5 oz bottle, nor is it very deep, maybe a little over an inch deep. This is not the product for someone looking to house a large collection. Its only other drawback is that because it is real wood, when you pick it up, boy can you hear that something other than tissues is inside....but that is to be expected. Mine also has some minor chipping on the edges.
This product is genius and a great way to hide your personal life without the hassle of a lock. It is a touch pricy at over 60$, but it seems to be a product that will last, fit into any decor and can be used for many, many years. It can store other things as well, money, checks, pictures, whatever you may need.
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This big enough for fleshlight
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Can it hold a fleshlight or 2 in here?
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No. The compartment is very small and you won't even be able to fit one in there.
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Quote: No. The compartment is very small and you won't even be able to fit one in there.that is unfortunate
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lock
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All this needs is a discrete lock.
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I totally agree!
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Quote: All this needs is a discrete lock.Agreed!
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Do you ever worry someone will look at your sex toy storage container and think I bet there's sex toys in there??
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I wonder if I have a fancy wooden box for kleenex someone will wonder why I need that for tissues and will open the drawer because their curious..especially after I get a bunch of locking storage..I want to have some things just in reach I don't have to unlock to get to like condoms lube and a toy or 2 would be nice...I want the condom cube but I also want the storage box that looks just like it so someone could see the condoms in there and look at the matching box and think OH I bet theres sex toys in there...but the locking condom case isn't convenient like I would always remember when I'm in my bedroom waiting for my boyfriend to show up to unlock the condom cases so I don't have to when I need one.
I know I've gotten paranoid after I had my used sex toys stolen...I really like that this holds kleenex I prefer it over the toibox -
Nope not worried at all.
I'm at my mom's house with my G-ki and wrist restraints out, not really concerned. -
No, I'm not worried either. Just me and hubby and the cat. And her lips are sealed! ;) If anyone goes in my bedroom, which is highly unlikely, they'll be distracted by the canopy around my bed before their eyes ever wander to what's on the bed side table! :)
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Can it hold..?
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so when I can afford to get myself a few things I want this..also do u think it can hold the high roller,small bottle of lube,condoms,toy cleaner and maybe another toy like turbe glider blueberry or maybe a ring or something skinny like the prickler?
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Quote: so when I can afford to get myself a few things I want this..also do u think it can hold the high roller,small bottle of lube,condoms,toy cleaner and maybe another toy like turbe glider blueberry or maybe a ring or something skinny like the prickler?Looks like it might just hold condoms, small 2.5 oz bottles of lube maybe, and bullet vibes. I don't have one but it doesn't look like it holds much since some of the space is removed to hold the tissues.
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Quote: Looks like it might just hold condoms, small 2.5 oz bottles of lube maybe, and bullet vibes. I don't have one but it doesn't look like it holds much since some of the space is removed to hold the tissues.ok so how about just 2.5 lube,3 condoms,and the prickler and turbo glider?
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I've never seen this before but now I have to have it! Glad it's working well for you.
thnx
Thanks for the review.
This looks like a good idea
Yes! I have one of these and I love it!
Thanks for reviewing.
nice review ty!
Thanks for the review. I'm glad you like it
Thanks for the review.