System JO H2O flavored lubricant by System JO - review by Sam (aka Jul!a)

System JO H2O flavored lubricant System JO H2O flavored lubricant by System JO
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System JO H2O flavored lubricant

Lubricant by System JO

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A Chocolate Flavored Penis *Can* Exist!

Feeling almost more like a silicone lube than a water based, these lubes provide not only long lasting slickness but also a great scent and flavor. They're perfect for going from hand jobs to blow jobs, having sex, or giving each other a yummy rub down to facilitate yummy licking. A great product all around.
Published: June 29, 2011
Pros:
Great scents, Great flavors, Long lasting
Cons:
Parabens and glycerin
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

Flavored lubes are so fantastic for a number of reasons. They can add a more pleasant smell if one of you is smelling less than perfect, and they can change up the taste for the same reason. They're also a great idea if you're into rimming to change up the flavor by the back door, and they can also be used as a yummy flavored massage aid if you want something that won't last long.

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

Between the fingers this lube feels very nice. Smooth, silky, and just wonderful. It can leave behind a slightly greasy feeling until the lube either dries or gets washed away. The consistency is thicker than water, but far from being a gel. If you tip it over it'll drip out a drop at a time without any real help, so you'll want to be careful when dispensing.

Taste / Aroma

This lube from System JO comes in a whole bunch of different scents/flavors: tropical fruit, pineapple, tangerine, chocolate, banana, pomegranate, lemon, cherry, raspberry, strawberry, watermelon, and peach. I have the chocolate and the tropical fruit scents. The tropical fruit version smells more like a fruit flavored cough syrup to me, but tastes much better. I have a very hard time pinpointing any specific fruit flavor, but it is definitely fruit flavored. The chocolate I'm much more fond of, and to me smells like chocolate liquor. It tastes about the same, only without the alcoholic afterbite. Both flavors do have a diet-like aftertaste to them. The scent strength also varies with both, with the chocolate being easily smelled from a few feet away just with the bottle open. The tropical fruit is a little less potent, having to be close to you to really be smelled.

Performance

For a water based lube I was very impressed with this. It lasted a good amount of time for a hand job, and the flavor lasted a good amount of time for a blow job. After a few minutes I reapplied to his penis, but more to add flavor than lubrication. During sex or masturbation it hadn't needed to be reapplied by us yet, staying smooth and slippery the whole time. It lasts long enough that you could use it for massages, so long as you don't want massages that go on forever.

Neither of us really felt the need to clean it off after sex, although I could tell it had been there. Our normal quick wipe with a Kleenex took care of any irritation we might have had with anything that was left, although you can also wash it off with a damp washcloth if you want.

Packaging

The bottles these come in are fantastic. There's a big red button on the front that you push and it pops the lid up. To close, just push back down and it locks into place. While traveling it is possible that the button can be accidentally pressed so keep that in mind.

The fronts of the bottles have the flavor and all of the fun advertisement lines and then on the back you have directions and warnings about discontinuing use if irritation occurs on 4 different languages. There's also a list of ingredients: propyl paraben, methyl paraben, sodium carboxy methyl cellulose, glycerin, purified water, and the flavor/aroma. Each bottle also has an expiration date and what looks like a batch number printed somewhere.

*a note of caution, these lubes contain just about every bad thing you could expose yourself to if you're prone to yeast infections or UTI's. If that's the case, you should probably avoid these lubes.

Experience

My husband often makes jokes about how much head he would get if his penis tasted like chocolate, or ice cream, or whatever tasty treat I'm in the mood for at that moment. Well with this lube, his penis really does end up tasting like chocolate, or at least enough like chocolate that I've got no problem being all over that. I also enjoy flavored lubes because I like changing things up and having different scents and all that. I have nothing wrong with how sex smells on its own, I just like the fun scents better. These lubes gave me everything I was looking for in a flavored lube and more. I'm not so fond of the tropical fruit scent or flavor, but the couple that was over when I was playing with these right after I got them liked it, so in all likeliness I'll pass that flavor on to them. Otherwise, I'm smitten!
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Sam (aka Jul!a)
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Sam (aka Jul!a) (verified)

Lol, thanks

08/22/2011
AriBoi (verified)

Great review, thanks!

08/23/2011
Sam (aka Jul!a) (verified)

You're quite welcome!

08/23/2011
zeb (verified)

Thank you for the review It was a fun read

10/21/2011
Sam (aka Jul!a) (verified)

Glad you enjoyed it

10/21/2011
Review It (verified)

AWESOME! SOunds like a great product.

10/27/2011
Sam (aka Jul!a) (verified)

I enjoy it

10/27/2011
badk1tty (verified)

I'm going to try the chocolate, Raspberry, and I think lemon or tangerine next purchase. Yay!

10/29/2011
Sam (aka Jul!a) (verified)

Yay! I hope you love them!

10/29/2011
Owl Identified (verified)

I really have a bad history with flavored lubes, but I love this stuff. I use it a lot when I'm not fully in the mood yet, but I know my partner would greatly appreciate some oral attentions On such occasions, having something chocolatey to taste helps get me into it. And it DOES feel like silicone! If not for the glycerine, I'd use it for PIV all the time!

10/29/2011
meitman (verified)

Thanks for the review. I may have to try this one!

10/29/2011
Sam (aka Jul!a) (verified)

Yay! I'm glad you like it, Owl!

And meitman, you should!

10/29/2011
terry62 (verified)

nice review

Mar 27, 4:36 pm
Sam (aka Jul!a) (verified)

Thank you

Mar 27, 5:12 pm
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  • How do you feel about glycerin/parabens in this lube?
    • Would you try it anyway without any concerns or do you feel a little hesitant to try this?

      I found this really interesting website that explains a lot but I'm not sure about the accuracy of the information. Comments?

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    • I don't know about the accuracy of the information, but it jives with everything else I've heard. As for that lube, yes. I have tried it and didn't hesitate to do so. I don't really pay much attention to the ingredients, other than to see if there's something that my body might react with. Up to this point, I haven't personally had a problem with glycerin or parabens causing any reaction in my body anywhere, so I'll continue to buy lube that happens to have those ingredients in them. I prefer things without parabens because of all the cancer related talk, but I won't throw it out if it shows up and has that in it. Might not re-purchase, but will at least use.
    • I use that lube all the time, as well as others that contain glycerine and parabens. I have never had any reactions from those ingredients.
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    • I might be blind and not able to see it... but does anyone know how long the BOGO free sale is on for???

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    • Quote: I might be blind and not able to see it... but does anyone know how long the BOGO free sale is on for???

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      According to the promotions page, it will be going on until April 8th. Thanks for bringing my attention to it, my wife wanted us to give this stuff a try.
    • I really like this lube, I find it lasts a long long time. The only thing I am not keen on is- well two things. It is very sweet, and the scent lasts and lasts and lasts.
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