Cooling masturbator lube - lubricant by Evolved Novelties - review by Lucifer the Cat

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A Cool Ride!

Zero Tolerance Cool Masturbator Lube is a water-based, glycerin-free lubricant that can be applied to a masturbator sleeve, toy, or directly to genitals for a cool, tingly sensation. Those who enjoy extra wetness and extra pleasure will love this lube!
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Pros:
Smooth and silky, long-lasting
Cons:
None
Rating by reviewer:
5
useful review

Use

Zero Tolerance Cooling Masturbator Lube is a water-based lubricant that is specially designed for masturbation sleeves. However, it's useful for any sexual experiences where you might need a little extra moisture! Since I don't own a masturbation sleeve and don't have a partner who uses them, I applied the cooling lube to my genitalia before sex. It worked about the same as other lubes but with an added tingly feeling. I will elaborate more on my experiences with it below.
    • Foreplay
    • Masturbation
    • Sex

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

This lube is clear and runny. It feels a bit more oily than other water-based lubes I have used before, but it feels silky rather than greasy. It is INCREDIBLY smooth, and a little goes a long way.
    • Smooth
    • Velvety

Taste / Aroma

Because Zero Tolerance Cooling Maturbator Lube contains real menthol, it tastes and smells quite minty. However, I would not recommend eating it because it does not taste good. It's more of a chemical-flavored minty than a sweet minty. The scent is not very strong--you have to have it near your nose in order to smell it.
    • Light smell

Performance

As I said before, I used this product directly on my vulva instead of with a masturbator sleeve. I only needed to use a very small amount in order to feel the cool tingle on, and around, my clit. I enjoyed the sensation, but it may resemble a burning feeling for some. I didn't feel the effects of the lube right away--it took about a minute or so before I felt the tingles.

One thing I really liked about this lube is that it does not dry sticky on hands and fingers. I spilled a couple drops of it on my comforter and it did not stain. It is long-lasting; I think most people will find that they only have to reapply once, if at all.

I tried this lube with a partner who said that it felt pretty nice on her nipples, but she would not recommend using it anally.
    • Absorbs into skin nicely
    • Feels natural
    • Long lasting

Packaging

The bottle contains a description of the product, list of ingredients, suggested directions for use, safety instructions, and an expiration date (mine, which I received in December of '12, says it will be good for another 3 years). The lid has a screw-off cap with a squeeze tip. There is also a QR barcode on the bottle that can be scanned with a QR reader on a smart phone. I could not get this feature to work, but that is most likely because of my QR reader and not the code on the bottle.

Special Features

While the cooling sensation is definitely the most notable feature of this lubricant, it is also special in that it does not contain glycerin or L-arginine. Because it is water-based, this lube can be used with any type of toy material.
    • Cooling
    • Tingling

Personal comments

I love this lube! While it won't be my new go-to lube for all occasions (because sometimes I just don't desire cool tingles), I'm glad to have added it to my collection. I look forward to using it again, with and without partners.
Follow-up commentary
Over time, this lube developed a weird taste and became stickier. Then, the entire bottle spilled in my toybox and got everything all sticky! I was not amused. I would honestly rather invest in a higher quality lube with better packaging.
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  • RedKyuubi
    RedKyuubi  
    Ty
  • MrWill
    MrWill  
    Thanks for your time! Great review!
  • Geogeo
    Geogeo  
    sounds great, thanks
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    Funnyhunny!  
    Thank you!
  • Lucifer the Cat
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  • ryse
    ryse  
    Great review, thank you
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    Becky Lee  
    awsome job on the review
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    CountryPrincess  
    Thank you so much for your review!!
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    MK434  
    Nice review!
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