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Price:
$11.99
Volume: 8.5 fl.oz.
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Probe Thick and rich
Water based
If you do not get a whole bottle of this, at least give it a try with the smaller size. It is slick, fun, and makes anal sex incredible!
Slick
Very Thick
The Sample Size Contains a Lot
No Strange Odor
Got a Little Sticky
Rating:
Published:May 18, 2013
If you really feel you need something this thick then this might be an okay lubricant for you. However you will need several re-applications and lots of patience when dealing with this sticky, slimy mess.
Grapefruit seed extract.
Too sticky; hard to clean off.
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Published:April 28, 2013
Buy this lube if other lubes irritate your rectum or vagina. Also, buy it if you want to minimize friction during vigorous penetrative sex.
High visocisity, non-irritating formula, good for anal.
Dries out quickly when used externally.
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Published:March 17, 2013
I didn't enjoy Probe Thick and Rich at all. It was neither thick or rich in my opinion, just very sticky. If you are looking for an organic lubricant, I would recommend buying Sliquid instead.
Only uses 3 ingredients, natural, animal-friendly
Too sticky, dries very quickly
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Published:March 09, 2013
Perfect size, great feel, smells nice, and doesn't leave you feeling off about what you're putting on and in you (which is more important to us than anything else!)
Absolutely love the packaging, the ingredients, and the size!
Not a thing!
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Published:March 08, 2013
I wouldn't recommend this to anyone, based on my experience. Though, as I mentioned, it may work just fine for women and vaginal use. I felt mislead by the use of the term "Thick and Rich" in the name, but your mileage may vary.
Inexpensive to try
Awesome sensations for the first 30 seconds
Gets sticky/stringy (some have said this is a climate issue, I don't really know)
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Published:March 04, 2013
Again, I do not think that this lube is worth the money. You do get a lot of lube for your buck, but I found myself using more and more. I was not impressed with this product and I would recommend people to try the .99 cent bottle of this lube, just to try it out first, instead of spending $11 without knowing you'll like it.
Thick, Good price, Large Quantity, No smell
Gets dry easy, Have to add your own water, Sticky
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Published:February 03, 2013
Yes, I'm a lube snob, but for all the right reasons. I take the ingredients of what I use on and in my body very seriously, and Probe has nothing nasty, yet it performs well.
Love the packaging, love the ingredients, love the cleanup.
None.
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Published:January 18, 2013
This is a very thick water based lube, very excellent for anal. It's safe for all the toys and condoms you could ever dream of, and doesn't dry up in the middle of sex!
Thick,
Water based (won't damage toys/condoms)
None
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Published:January 06, 2013
I love Probe Silky Light and Probe Thick and Rich is just as good, but in a thicker consistency. It is wonderful for vaginal use and does not affect the natural PH. It works with your natural lubrication, doesn't require lots of reapplication, dries smoothly absorbing into your skin and contains no harmful chemicals or parabens. Primarily marketed as an anal lube that works just as well vaginally. Not ideal for jacking off.
Slick, stringy, no parabens, lasts a long time, mimmicks natural lubrication, absorbs into skin
Dries out if used for handjobs, jacking off or inactivity.
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Published:November 20, 2012
Bottom line, it doesn't hurt to try out the product because of its relatively inexpensive cost. If you hate it, use it as a lube, that's where you get your money's worth. However, keep some water nearby to constantly spit or ad onto yourself or else things get crazy sticky!
-Inexpensive
-Easy to open
-Tacky
-Tacky
-Even more tacky
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Published:November 14, 2012
I love the Probe lube. It is fabulous for all sex positions and simple to apply. It is definitely exciting to use and anal is amazing with it.
Thick.
Slick.
Slippery.
None.
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Published:November 13, 2012
The Probe Thick and Rich is a bang for your buck. The bottle doesn't lie when it says it mimics natural lubrication. This is primarily an anal lubricant, but can be used for penetration elsewhere as well. However, if you are a beginner to anal sex, it doesn't take the initial pain away.
Big bottle for price, virtually tasteless, mimics natural lubrication.
Syrupy texture, dries up if not used for penetration almost instantly after putting it on.
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Published:July 27, 2012
Probe thick is really great for both anal and vaginal penetration. It is well worth it's price, however it can be really sticky at times. I suggest not really using this with toys as it can leave behind a residue.
Works well with anal or vaginal
Leaves you clean after
Really sticky
Long term use not suggested
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Published:April 15, 2012
For anal, this product is absolutely awesome. It is gentle, non-irritating, and has such a simple ingredients list that those with allergies are unlikely to react to it. It suffers from plain packaging and is not attractive for vaginal use.
Very gentle
Great for anal
Plain packaging
Wouldn't recommend for vaginal use
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Published:March 18, 2012
This lube works great for anal play. Although it does dry out a little quicker than some on occasion, it still delivers an excellent experience.
Slick
Thick
No smell
Dries too fast
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Published:March 16, 2012
Great natural lubricant for anal play. Will not perform great for those who want to use it vaginally. Little bit sticky, but, leaves clean feel after using it.
All natural
Could be thicker
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Published:March 06, 2012
If you're looking for a long lasting, super slick, water based lube, then look no further and pick up a bottle of this. If you're having any problems with anal penetration then this is the lube for you. This lube has a silicon based lube quality yet is safe to use on any toy and given it's viscosity it will stay on the surface you apply it to and not pour off the sides like so many other lubes out there.
Very Slick
Water Based
Could be dangerous in the shower
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Published:February 18, 2012
This lube works wonders in a more humid climate, it keeps its thickness, keeps you lubricated, feels so close to your natural wetness, and makes anal all that much more intense with it's slickness. BUT if you live in a drier climate... you get some negative results; tacky, sticky, dries out pretty quick resulting in a not so fun time!!!
Tasteless, ph neutral, odourless, thick
Dries out quickly in drier climates, a little too stringy
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Published:February 17, 2012
Feels like a budget price, without compromising quality and compatibility with a wide range of materials. I don't feel bad about liberally applying lots of this lube because it feels great when I use lots and doesn't cost too much.
-Thick, making it excellent for anal use
-Long-lasting when used anally
-Gets sticky and dries out when used externally
-Stringy when squirting out of the bottle
Rating:
Published:February 03, 2012
Probe Thick is an absolute must buy for individuals looking for the best water based lube available on the market. I try other lubes for the fun of it, but I always come back to Probe Thick as my main go to lube for toying.
Super effective for anal.
Large amount for excellent price.
Friendly on your body and your toys.
For a water based lubed, Probe Thick has no flaws in my opinion.
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Published:January 07, 2012
For the price, the amount, and how long the bottle lasts, this lube is numero uno. It's perfect for pretty much every occasion. After only using it a handful of times, it quickly became my favorite lube. I definitely plan on purchasing more in the future, but who knows when that'll be considering it takes forever to use up an entire bottle!
Takes very little lube to get the job done, tasteless, all-natural ingredients
Cap design could be better, gets sticky too soon
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Published:December 10, 2011
With Probe Thick and Rich you are getting [italic|a lot] of really great lube. It can be used for almost every sexual act you can think of! And the thickness of this product ensures that it will stay in place longer than thinner lubes. If you're looking for an economical choice, this bottle will last you a long time and bring about many happy hours. With only four ingredients, Probe is one of the most body safe lubes out there!
Super gentle ingredients, Very economical, Thick and rich for the slide, Taste free!
Leaves little thread trails, Dries sticky, No pump dispenser for the smaller size
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Published:November 26, 2011
I'm throwing out my old anal lubes. Nobody can compare to this lube! It's an amazing price, it's so gentle and compatible with everything from condoms of all types to toys of all types, and it's so thick and wonderful for anal!
Only 4 mostly natural ingredients, super slick, great for anal, mimics nat. lube
Vegetable glycerin may provide sugary food for vaginal flora to feed on, causing yeast infections
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Published:September 24, 2011
If you are looking for a thick lubricant with safe ingredients, Probe Thick and Rich was made for you. The stringiness can be annoying, but you shouldn't let that stop you from trying it.
Thick, Simple ingredients
Stringy, Gets sticky when dry
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Published:July 25, 2011
Probe Thick and Rich is everything that I hoped for. It excelled at what lubricants do best -- lubricating. It's not a massage oil or a flavored liquid for oral sex. It's just a great way to keep all the moving bits moving. My only gripes are that the product dries tacky and that the bottle cap lends itself to messy dispensing. Overall, I am very pleased with the product.
Slick, smooth and natural feeling
Hypoallergenic
Amazing friction and drag reduction
Dries tacky
Messy cap
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Published:March 16, 2011
Like a little slice of a cloud from heaven. This is the comforter, minus the down, you get to enjoy inside of you. It's thick, soft, creamy, mild, and my new go to lube. It's not perfect but deserving of 5 stars.
Minimal harmful ingredients, thick, lubey, comes in a pump, just good all around
Not organic, Stringy like hot cheese on a pizza, contains Polyethylene Oxide
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Published:March 08, 2011
I've tried a few different lubes and this is the thickest longest lasting one that I have used. It works great for anal and vaginal applications as well as for toys.
long lasting, thick, versatile,
stinginess can stick to cap
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Published:September 28, 2010
Probe Thick & Rich is a fine all-purpose lube-- just be aware that there are some aspects which might not work for you. Water based, safe for toys & condoms, it's also really economical for the amount you get, but I could see someone being disappointed in their investment if they didn't like it.
Paraben-free, comes in a pump bottle, affordable for the quantity you get.
Maybe too much if you don't like it, it's stringy, contains glycerin.
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Published:June 15, 2010
The best and probably the purest lube I have ever used, and by far the thickest and longest lasting of the water based variety. Has a wonderful, natural feel without getting sticky. Non irritating. Has been around since 1981.
Pure, clean feeling, safe, natural, proper pH for the vagina. Really lasts and lasts.
A little stringy - like cervical mucous.
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Published:November 24, 2009
This is probably the thickest water-based lube you can buy. It's worth the money if the stringiness doesn't scare you. It's even worth it despite the cap. It doesn't have flashy packaging or obscene pictures on the bottle. This is an ideal lube for those who find thinner lubes difficult to apply neatly.
Feel, thickness, best for penetration, vegetable based.
Stringy, difficult bottle cap.
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Published:October 05, 2009
After using Probe Thick and Rich a couple of times, it soon became our favorite lubricant. Other lubes were either too runny, too irritating, or too synthetic. Probe satisfied both our demands for a thick and highly slippery product, and for a lube that contained quality, non-harmful ingredients. Probe brought us the best of both worlds.
Thick
Stays where it's put
Can get tacky during anal
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Published:July 29, 2009
I squirted a big dollop into my palm and rubbed my hands together, preparing to do a little massage. When I pulled my hands apart, the lube stretched in hundreds of tiny strings between my palms. Yuck! It was like spider webs. No way in hell was I was putting THAT on my pink parts.
Tasteless.
Stringy -- in a creepy, gross way.
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Published:April 28, 2009
Probe is a marvelous all-around lube. It is easy to use, feels great, and does not froth. I have a great time playing around with it.
Versatile, long-lasting lube with natural texture.
A little messy. Not thick enough for anal toy play.
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Published:March 11, 2009
This is a fine water-based lubricant. Less is definitely more with this product and it will last as long as you do when you use it.
Long-lasting, thick, water-based, condom-safe
Contains glycerin
Rating:
Published:February 15, 2009
Price:
$12.99
Sassy booty formula
Anal lubes
I have nothing bad to say about any of Sliquid's lubricants, and Sassy is no different. It's thick, natural, vegan, and versatile. There's no reason not to try it out!
Glycerin & paraben free
Thick
Vegan
None
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Published:May 17, 2013
I shouldn't have doubted Sliquid, but when I first tested this out on my hand I did. It seemed to dry out quickly and leave a weird residue. In use, only one of these was true. Sassy is a work horse that will out last you every time. Unfortunately, you will be left with an icky residue that needs to be cleaned up with soap and water.
Thick
Long lasting
Compatible with all materials
Leaves a weird residue
Requires soap and water to clean
Bad taste
Rating:
Published:May 16, 2013
This lube is totally worth it if you like something a little thicker than normal, that you can use everywhere, not just for anal play. Sliquid did an amazing job, yet again, of formulating a perfect, slippery-smooth lube.
Vegan, Water-based, body-friendly, doesn't need to be washed off.
Absolutely none!
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Published:May 09, 2013
This was a very satisfying lube that gave me confidence when playing anally. I am a natural product junkie, and this is a must for anyone who loves products that will not harm them. Please give this a try!
Natural
Awesome feel
lasted during anal
can dry out
Rating:
Published:April 13, 2013
So far, I love Sassy booty. It is a fantastic water-based anal lube that is great for sensitive skin. It can be used for a variety of sexual activities as well. This may be my new favorite lube and definitely is making my top 3. It is vegan, paraben-free, glycerine-free and reasonably priced. What's not to like?
I have to say, Sassy Booty has definitely lived up to the ratings, hype and expectations I had for it.
Paraben/glycerine-free, vegan, natural feeling, thick consistency, dries smoothly, never sticky.
Sometimes out of stock
Rating:
Published:April 11, 2013
Overall, a great option for someone looking for a vegan lube, or someone with a sensitivity to other lubes. It won't last quite as long as some thicker lubes, but for a vegan lube it is an excellent option.
Good consistency, Vegan, good for anal & vaginal use, Paraben-free
Needs reapplication under heavy play
Rating:
Published:February 16, 2013
This is a great lube for all kinds of anal play. It is water-based and can be used with most toys. It has no scent, and is easy to clean up afterwards. The thicker, but not too thick, consistency keeps the lube long-lasting. Overall, it's a great product and I am definitely going to buy another bottle when I'm done with this one!
Thick, long lasting consistency
Scent-free
Water-based, good to use with most toys
It would be more convenient to use if it were a pump dispenser.
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Published:February 14, 2013
You never have a second chance to make a first impression. This lube will make sure that your partner sings, "Whoa, baby, I'm a back door (wo)man."
Water-based so great for silicone toys, good viscosity for anal use, doesn't just disappear.
None.
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Published:January 19, 2013
This product is worth every penny. If you're looking for something that will last, feels natural, and is a great companion during anal play, look no further!
Smooth, good for sensitive skin, long-lasting.
None yet!
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Published:January 08, 2013
Overall, the product is worth it. Though it's good for anal play, we were most surprised with how well it performs vaginally with minimal application. There's also no need for cleanup with this lube and it won't stain sheets.
Great for anal play/great as a vaginal lubricant, no problems with oral sex afterwards
Dries out quickly on your penis if you break from penetration.
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Published:January 07, 2013
My favorite lube for absolutely anything - a must-have for anal play! The bottle lasts for a while, the price is great, it doesn't taste or smell funky... what's not to love?
Thick, "re-activates" with water or saliva, no strong taste
Can I have a bigger bottle?
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Published:December 26, 2012
If you are looking for a long lasting, thick, gel like lube this is the lube for you! Great for all types of play (anal, oral, vaginal, toys). A little can go a long way. It’s water based, without any parabens or glycerin, and hypoallergenic. This is a great brand!
consistency
texture
performance
long lasting
cap can be hard
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Published:December 20, 2012
This lube is now my favorite. I typically used the common drug store variety and decided one day to try this and we love it. This has become a must have in our bedroom.
Long lasting
Not sticky
Bottle design makes it hard to get out when it runs below 1/3 of the bottle.
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Published:December 08, 2012
If you are looking for a healthy, water-based lubricant for anal sex, I would recommend Sliquid Sassy Booty Formula. While it isn't the thickest or longest-lasting lubricant out there, it keeps my vagina happy.
Thick for a water-based lube.
Glycerin- and paraben-free.
Need to reapply.
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Published:November 27, 2012
Sliquid's Sassy Booty is a great all around lubricant to use with toys, without toys, during masturbation, and during sex. It's definitely worth trying.
Great texture, thick, safe to use with silicone toys, not messy
The cap
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Published:November 08, 2012
Overall, this lube does exactly what is says it is going to do. It is thick, long lasting, odorless, and slick!
Thick, long lasting, odor free
Bottle design
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Published:October 25, 2012
A great, vegan-friendly, no-nonsense, water-based lube that is unscented and glycerin, sulfates, and paraben-free! It's thick and doesn't run. It's also not sticky or tacky. Intended for use with toys, alone, or with a partner--both vaginally and anally.
Vegan-friendly, water-based, unscented, lasting, mild.
None.
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Published:September 05, 2012
Sassy is a great, natural water-based anal lubricant. The gel consistency stays put, and although reapplication is needed, Sassy is super slick.
Vegan, Chemical & Paraben-Free
Can be used with any type of toy
Water based, easy cleanup
Absorbs quickly
Reapplication needed
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Published:September 04, 2012
The sassy booty is a neat water based lube that is perfect for vaginal use as well as anal use. You can use it alone or with your partner. I'd recommend this lube with just a few cautions. I personally didn't have a fully pleasant experience, but don't let this deter you from trying this lube out. It's water based so it can be used with your favorite toys, and even though it's in a pink bottle it's perfect for men and women.
Anal, Vaginal, Masturbation, Water based, Travel Friendly, Easy to clean,
Reapply when using anally, My own personal experience
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Published:August 25, 2012
When you need a thicker water based lube, This is my new go to. It is odorless and Tasteless. Made from 100% Vegan ingredients and non of the nasty stuff. Most important to me, NOT STICKY. No residue after use.
Thick formula
Clear bottle
Glycerin and Paraben free
Won't stain your sheets
NOT STICKY!!!
None
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Published:August 21, 2012
This product dries out so fast that, even if it is only used as an anal lubricant, you would be going back to the store for more in a week. In order to work for any length of time, this lubricant would require applying large amounts, and very frequently, per session.
All natural, water based, vegan friendly.
Dries out almost instantly.
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Published:August 09, 2012
This lube worked great for small toys - not so well for my bigger toys. I'll keep it around for vaginal use and for my small plug and anal beads, but I will be seeking another lubricant to make my bigger plug more enjoyable.
Odorless, Vegan, Water-based
Dries out
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Published:August 07, 2012
If you're looking for a thick but smooth multi-purpose lubricant, especially if you're prone to yeast infections, Sliquid Sassy is a great choice. For both anal and vaginal play, I don't believe you can find a better all-natural option!
All natural, glycerin- and paraben-free, long-lasting
Not certified organic
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Published:July 29, 2012
Sassy Booty Formula is a Fabulous addition to my toy bag, offering a variety of uses. Sure she's designed for behind, but I know I'll be using her for much more, because she can last all night with any one of my play things. A water based lube that acts like it's silicone based is a great asset for anal and everything else.
works as well as silicone based, non-staining, vegan
slightly sticky as it dries
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Published:July 27, 2012
Sliquid has done it again. The Sassy Booty formula is a lubricant for your favorite silicone anal toys or anal sex. It cleans up and dries wonderfully and is low maintenance to boot!
Great with Silicone
Thick
Good Ingredients
None
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Published:June 29, 2012
Sliquid's Sassy Booty formula is touted as a lube specially formulated for cheeky backdoor shenanigans. I would gladly give it that distinctive honor. I don't like using just any lube for anal. Sassy Booty goes on thick (but not too thick), stays slick and slippery, is easy to reactivate and isn't a hassle to clean up at the end. I would gladly use it again, and again.
Vegan friendly, very body safe ingredients, super slick, compatible with most materials
May cause reactions in those with sensitivities, sometimes needs to be reapplied/reactivated
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Published:June 17, 2012
Sliquid promises a 100% vegan friendly product with their sassy booty formula that still manages to attract even the most hardcore lubricant critics. You can reactivate it, use it for a variety of different sex styles, it's water-based and toy safe, and a little goes a long way. Everything that I've looked for can be found in this 4.2 oz jar, and the rest of my lubricants have been gathering dust. By the way, is your lube funny because the sassy booty formula is!
Can be reactivated.
100% vegan friendly.
Glycerin free.
Funny.
NONE!
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Published:June 11, 2012
This is by far the most amazing lubricant I've ever purchased. Made anal penetration painless, even for the first timer. I will never buy another brand of lubricant again. MUST HAVE.
Thick
Silky
Stays put
Long lasting
None
Rating:
Published:May 28, 2012
Sliquid Sassy Booty Formula is thick enough for anal, comfortable enough for vaginal sex, scentless and is produced ethically. Don't let the gendered bottle fool you, this is great for anyone who loves anal, but especially those with hoo-haa's. I've been converted to Sliquid, and I highly recommend it.
vagina friendly
good for anal
no smell
vegan
may need reapplication
gendered bottle
very slight taste
Rating:
Published:May 22, 2012
Don't shrug it off! This is a product that you will not regret trying! Add it to your cart and take it home today. It's good for your body and is so natural feeling, all while giving you the glide you need to get the job done without harming your body. So glad I found this stuff.
Good glide, Feels natural, Hypoallergenic, Safe with all toys and condoms
Wish it came by the truckload
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Published:May 02, 2012
I love Sliquid products, so I had to try this lube and I must say I was impressed like always. This is a nice thick, water based lubricant that will go the distance for whatever you want to use it for.
Thick, long-lasting, absorbs beautifully
Nothing
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Published:April 29, 2012
Sliquid Sassy Booty Gel is an amazing lube that I cannot promote enough. It is my favorite lubes for anal. I was first off put by the price, but I now feel it is totally worth it!
Long lasting, thick, smooth, soothing, no smell
N/A
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Published:February 23, 2012
Sassy Booty is safe for most people, has minimal ingredients, is 100% vegan friendly and is tested on humans, not animals. As a lube it leaves a bit to be desired and tended to fry me out as well as absorb immediately. This is a great product for chemical conscious people who do not mind frequent reapplication.
Minimal ingredients.
Vegan friendly
Paraben and glycerine free
Citric acid.
Drys immediately
Tacky residue.
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Published:December 25, 2011
The bottom line (or top line, in this instance): If you're searching for a thicker lubricant that's free of harmful ingredients and added frills, you'd be remiss not to give Sliquid Sassy a try.
body-safe and hypoallergenic; thick formula stays in place and provides a cushion
gets a little stringy after a while; label design is obnoxious
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Published:December 07, 2011
I like sticking things in my butt, but I certainly don't get along with the chemicals that you'll find in the ingredient lists of other lubes. This wonderful lube is an amazing all-natural vegan lube that's friendly with just about anything or anyone. It's certainly worth the price and has made the impossible very possible and pleasurable. If you're a body conscious anal enthusiast, this needs to be on your list of required materials.
all-natural, vegan, slick, thick, nice packaging
Not the longest lasting lube out there
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Published:November 20, 2011
This is the best lube I've ever used. Can you say "It didn't hurt?" and it still doesn't the next day? At least not past the barely sore "Hurt so good" feeling after stuffing eight inches of a two and a half inch thick dildo up your ass? For over an hour. Maybe two hours. Without resorting to silicone or glycerin based lubes? I didn't think so. Give this one a try.
Smooth traveling, FANTASTIC for the sensitive many. Works with MONGO Fucking Dongs.
No giant gallon pump bottle. Semi-crappy lid. A bit longer lasting would be even nicer.
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Published:November 04, 2011
If you need something for anal, masturbation, or just something a little thicker for use during sex, Sliquid has got you covered. It's thick, lasts long, doesn't dry up quickly, and has no scent or taste. It's also free of harmful chemicals! What more could you want?! GO BUY THIS STUFF NOW!
Paraben Free, 100% Vegan Friendly, Lasts long, Thick, Slick
NONE
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Published:September 19, 2011
If you want a great anal lube that feels smooth, lasts as long as you do, and does its job, buy Sliquid Sassy Booty. It has yet to leave me regretting the decision to use it for my anal needs.
Sliquid Sassy Booty is long lasting, smooth, and feels very natural
The mild taste and smell
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Published:August 29, 2011
This lubricant is worth it for a few reasons, one being that it can be used as a regular lube for toys and just play, while also being able to be used for anal play. This product has blown my mind and for 4 oz. of it for only 13 bucks who can go wrong. I will always have this stuff around the bedroom.
Holds together well, lasts a long time, and will outlast you.
Nothing so far
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Published:August 15, 2011
Sassy Booty is another great product in the Sliquid family of lubes. Great for any type to play, solo to anal, and safe to boot! This is a nightstand must.
A safe, everyday lube that can include any type of activity!
Can dry out a little quicker than others.
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Published:August 15, 2011
I used to use a very popular ID lubricant and always wished for something better. When I found Sliquid's line of products, I never looked back. This is really a great formula for all manner of play. I especially love this formula while using my TPR toys.
Vegan Formula, Slick, No Odor or Fragrance
Bottle Isn't Nearly Big Enough!
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Published:August 07, 2011
Sliquid sassy booty formula is a great choice if you need something thicker, chemical free, and want to feel a bit sassy. If none of the above apply to you then grab the quickest lube and get that quicky girl..OR GUY.. I think I purchased this because I was feeling sassy..NONE THE LESS.. I give it 3 thumbs up and hey I know where I want those thumbs to go..Go get my Sliquid..
It does it's job and even tells you WHERE it wants to do it's job.
Goes quickly, and no one likes a person that goes quick.
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Published:May 24, 2011
A good, thick, vegan, gluten-free lube. Also free from all the chemical nasties. Great for use with silicone toys. A bit pricey compared to basic lubes, but worth it.
long lasting, thick, water based, vegan, gluten-free, no nasty chemicals, odorless, tasteless
wish it came in larger size, somewhat expensive
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Published:May 24, 2011
Here it is, my favorite lube. There is no end-all be-all of lubricants but this has certainly improved my opinion of water based lubes, especially water based lubes which can also be used for anal play. Sliquid Booty is fairly eco-friendly and good for people with sensitive bodies. Honestly, I find no tragic flaws in this product. Five starts because the only think I could possibly improve would be adding a pump bottle but I am not reviewing a container.
Flavorless, decent lasting power, paraben free
I would prefer a pump bottle
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Published:April 04, 2011
If you have any concerns about using lubricants with a bunch of potentially harmful chemicals in them, it's hard to go wrong with Sliquid Sassy Booty Gel. It functions great as an anal lube and just fine as a vaginal lubricant. Even if this was a lube with a bunch of difficult-to-pronounce ingredients, it would be a fine lube, but being natural and vegan truly makes it a winner.
Lubricates great, Natural, vegan ingredients, Decent price, Essentially taste and odor-free
Gets the tiniest bit tacky if used for prolonged periods
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Published:March 14, 2011
Sliquid Sassy Booty Formula is an excellent anal lube in my opinion. It is natural, vegan and water based so it will work for all people and all toys & condoms. It is body safe, doesn't have any odor or taste, and can also be used for vaginal penetration. The only downside to being water based is you cannot use it during tub or shower play. However, this is really a minor setback and doesn't even matter if you don't participate in water play often.
water-based, thick but not overly so, natural
cannot be used in the shower/tub
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Published:March 14, 2011
Whether you're an anal veteran or a complete newb, you need a reliable lube. Not only is Sassy compatible with all toy materials, but it's versatile! Plus, you don't have to worry about your lube reacting with what's naturally there because Sassy is glycerin and paraben free!
Versatile, Natural, Thick, and rarely needs to be reapplied.
Non-flip top can get a little clogged
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Published:February 25, 2011
Sliquid Sassy Booty is a thicker water-based lubricant that works great for exactly what it is designed for, anal sex. But don't underestimate this slippery stuff, it's great for vaginal use too! Whether you're using it alone or with a partner, this could be your new go-to lube. Just remember, a little goes a long way!
Thick, Scent and Flavor free, no parabens or glycerin, small bottle (travel friendly)
Small bottle (because I want more)
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Published:February 03, 2011
The Sliquid Sassy is a beautiful, thick, water-based lube that is great for vaginal or anal play. It's also extremely body friendly, as it's made of only four ingredients, which are not only hypoallergenic, but also 100% vegan, so it's a great choice for anyone concerned about ingredients in their lubes.
Thick, body-safe, no glycerin/parabens, no taste.
Can get a little 'soapy' with too much friction.
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Published:June 27, 2010
A water based, thick anal lubricant allows for more in anal play than a silicone lube. Your toys will be compatible, and it dries into the skin rather than sticking around for a long period of time. Sassy has staying power for a great anal lubricant and because it is glycerin and paraben free it makes a great vaginal lubricant as well.
Thick, water based, no taste, no smell, glycerin free, paraben free.
I don't care for the dispenser, but that could be just me, bottle is too large to travel with.
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Published:April 15, 2010
I definitely recommend Sliquid Sassy Booty Formula to anyone. It's great for so many different things, is tasteless and odorless, and is completely free of glycerin and parabens which is a must as far as we are concerned. It might not last as long as other lubes but it is definitely our favorite to date.
Nice and thick, stays where you put it, very slippery.
Not very long lasting, overly feminine bottle.
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Published:March 02, 2010
If you need a good long-lasting lube for anal, or for vaginal play, I highly suggest you give Sassy a try. Being void of nasty ingredients, and made by a great company, this lube has it all!
Long-lasting, glycerin and paraben free, vegan.
Should come in larger bottles.
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Published:September 19, 2009
Sliquid Sassy Booty Formula is a wonderful lube for those that are looking for an anal, or vaginal lubricant with staying power.
Works well both anally and vaginally. Stays where you put it.
None!
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Published:May 22, 2009
Price:
$17.99
Maximus
Water based
If you have a lot of toys and are looking for a good anal lube, this will be a pretty good option for you. If you are looking for more of a multipurpose lubricant, I'd probably direct you towards something a little thinner and more versatile.
Odorless, colorless, not sticky or tacky, easy clean up
Too thick for some purposes, hard to spread
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Published:May 17, 2013
To sum it up, this product is great for all kinds of fun whether it's toy play, anal play, or good old fashioned hand jobs and intercourse. You will not be disappointed. Stay away from that sticky overpriced wannabe and go for an excellent quality lube to heighten all your pleasures and desires.
Water-based which works well with most toys. Not sticky and is great for anal play.
It is extremely thick and hard to squeeze out, so purchase it in a pump dispenser.
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Published:May 14, 2013
I strongly recommend this lube for all the anal lovers. It's smooth, it's thick, it has no smell and it will not irritate you.
One of the best anal lubricants on the market!
It's just perfect, nothing needs to be improved. Maybe they could make it edible?
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Published:April 12, 2013
This is one of the best lubes I've tried. The girlfriend agrees that it enhances pleasure for those times where we just want to get it on and need a quick fix without foreplay. Absolutely incredible lifetime during teasing sessions, masturbation, insertion of large objects, or "vigorous" play.
great lifetime, never irritating, remains clear over time while stored, no permanent stains
the ideal lube would have no residue, but none that are good do, so no con here, really
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Published:April 02, 2013
GREAT lube! Will definitely buy again - it is my all time go-to product from now on! Great for vaginal, anal, masturbation, toys & condoms. No smell to speak of, thick without being sticky and a bottle will last you FOREVER! Only down side is a somewhat unpleasant taste, so no oral after use.
Thick, no smell, great bottle, good for my sensitive skin, a little goes a long way
Unpleasant taste
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Published:April 01, 2013
This is a fabulous go to lube for any situation. However, the residue and burning issues should be thought of before purchase. If you tend to have reactions to some toys or products, this may not be for you. If not, then this may be perfect.
Long lasting
All in one lube
Some residue
May cause a burning sensation on sensitive skin
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Published:March 25, 2013
This lube is great and well worth the money. It is a reasonable price and contains a large amount of lube. A great bedroom addition for any couple. Smooth and thick a great lube for any number of uses.
Thick
Pump Handle
Large Container
Paraben concerns for some.
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Published:March 20, 2013
This lube is amazing and feels totally natural! Is is a total bargain since it's not expensive and you get quite a bit in the bottle. However, this product does contain parabens, so if you are concerned about them, this product may not be for you!
smooth, long-lasting, good for toys, not sticky
none
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Published:March 13, 2013
While I was initially attracted to this product because of its great reviews, the ingredients have made using it impossible and I highly discourage anyone from purchasing or using this product, even if you aren't experiencing discomfort.
Stays Slick, Pump Dispenser
Burns, Awful Ingredients
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Published:February 27, 2013
It's an awesome buy at less than $20. It really is the best lube for pegging, in my opinion, since it's thick, lasts a long time, and it stays on the toy nicely. It works equally well for vaginal penetration (and I would imagine anal, although I have yet to try it with that). Since it's odorless and tasteless, it's not a tragedy if it ends up in your mouth. It washes off nicely, and it doesn't stain. It also comes in a convenient pump bottle.
Thick and easy to apply, odorless and tasteless, long lasting
Sometimes the bottle pump gives you too much if you're not careful
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Published:February 06, 2013
There's not much more that can be said about Maximus lubricant that hasn't already been said before in previous reviews. It's a great, multipurpose lube. It seems to work best in combination with a little natural moisture, but holds up perfectly well when used for anal due to its thicker consistency. Maximus is long lasting and most importantly, leaves no sticky residue behind!
Thick consistency
No sticky residue leftover
Easy to dispense
Lasts long
Little goes a long way
Can be unpleasant to the taste
Not travel friendly
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Published:January 07, 2013
For the price, this product is a great buy--definitely better than some other water-based lubes with a natural feel. It's easy use and provides easy glide.
Natural feel and water-based.
Single pump of the container is too much product.
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Published:December 19, 2012
I would definitely recommend this lube for anal play if the allergens in it don't affect you. I can honestly say I think it would make a great vaginal lube as well although I haven't used it in this manner yet.
No smell
Non Greasy
Washable
Safe for silicone
Glycol
Parabens
Glycerin
Not sold in an extra large size
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Published:December 14, 2012
In a sum up of this product - over priced for the pain you have to endure for the activity in which you bought it for.
Slippery
Stays where you put it
Painful burning
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Published:December 11, 2012
This is a fantastic lube for all kinds of uses. It made possible some of my best experiences ever. This is likely the last lube I'll ever need to use.
Long lasting. Discreetly packaged. A little goes a very long way. Glycerin free.
May cause very minor burning for those with super sensitive skin.
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Published:December 09, 2012
This is probably one of the lubricants on the market with an incredibly easy dispenser to make your life easier. It takes away from the pain of having to use a lubricant so you can get back to your fun faster.
Easy-to-use dispenser
No scent
Smooth and silky
Hard to travel with or store quickly
Need to re-apply after 25-30 mins
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Published:December 05, 2012
While the Maximus lubricant has proved wonderful for many users, it just didn't work out for me. I found that the lubricant was thick almost to a level of grossness and dried up just a little too quickly for my tastes. I would still say it's worth a try for most, but in the end, this was not the lube for me.
Thick, Natural Feeling, Safe & Water-Based, Easy Container
Not Travel Friendly, Thick (to a fault), Dries Quickly
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Published:November 21, 2012
I can't find anything to complain about Maximus. It delivers everything it has promised and comes in a great bottle with pump dispenser to boot, which gives it bonus points, so I am giving it a 5. It is a thicker lube that is ideal for anal, vaginal penetration, masturbation or toys.
Long lasting, pump dispenser, thick, non sticky.
Nothing
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Published:October 05, 2012
Having worked our way through many of the water-based lubes offered here on EF, we were excited to finally buy a bottle of Maximus. If it suits your body then it could well be the last of this type of lube you'll ever need. But keep a cold washcloth ready just in case you and it don't agree with each other...
Thick; Long-lasting; Large bottle; Great for Silicone Toys; Very good for anal
Burned/aggravated both myself and hubby! Contains Parabens; No trial size; Not recommended for oral
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Published:October 01, 2012
Maximus is an incredible water based lube that is a bang for your buck (pun intended). It lasts a long time, and also blends into the skin nicely afterwards. This lube is the greatest water based lubricant on the market in my opinion. And it will work well for everyone who is looking for a lube that covers all the bases, if you know what I mean. I would recommend this lubricant to everyone!
No Smell, Lasts a Long Time, Price, Amount in Bottle, Blends into Skin Extremely Well
Slightly off putting taste, otherwise a great product
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Published:September 21, 2012
After many attempts trying to find the "perfect" lube, this one is the closest it has come for me. Water-based and long-lasting, I'm able to use it with all toys and for any sexy session we're in the mood for. It has such an amazingly smooth and silky texture, as well as being non-sticky. This has become a favourite in the bedroom (and repurchased).
Long lasting, smooth, velvety, water-based.
Burns when in contact with sores/cuts/etc.
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Published:September 15, 2012
Anyone looking for a water based lube, this is the gold standard. It works wonders for most applications, and has a fantastic texture and viscosity. This will likely be the only water based lube I purchase from now on!
Smooth, velvety, viscous, natural feeling, and very long lasting
It is not effective for anal sex.
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Published:September 07, 2012
Maximus is my newest lube experiment. I want to keep trying new water based lubes and see which ones I will end u liking the best. This one is definitely on the list!! I love its ability to stay in place, add to your natural lube and lack of stickiness. Reapplying is minimal and the effects are long lasting--this is going to be a hard one to beat....
Large amount in bottle.
Not tacky/sticky.
Long lasting, versatile.
Leaves a coating, or heavy feeling on your skin after a few reapplications.
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Published:September 01, 2012
If you are looking for a good lubricant that does the job, you've found it. Maximus is quite a bit thicker than other basic lubes. Therefore, it is a great option for someone looking into a heavier all purpose lube.
An all purpose ubricant, doesn't dry quickly, glycerin free, thick, easy clean up, and no smell.
Contains Parabens
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Published:August 28, 2012
I recently just ran out of this lubricant and in the short period I've been out of it, I've realized how much I preferred it over every other lube I have. I love Maximus for so many reasons. It doesn't irritate my skin (although it does have parabens which can cause allergic reactions so be wary), it's water-based, it isn't sticky but it still has a nice thick consistency, and it's the one thing that made anal bearable and then enjoyable.
Glides easily, AMAZING for anal, lasts long, thick, water-based, easy clean up.
Possible allergies for some people.
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Published:August 15, 2012
Maximus is definitely a top-notch water-based lube! It's long-lasting, silky, smooth, and won't leave you greasy, oily, sticky, or "dried out." It's great for both men and women, and can be used during PIV sex, anal sex, masturbation, and with most toys.
Water-based, long lasting, no scent/flavor, good for anal, PIV, masturbation, and toy safe.
Parabens may be a con for some, but not for me. PLEASE read "Personal Comment's" for the facts.
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Published:July 29, 2012
For this product I am able to look past the parabens. It literally never dries out on me, and I find myself having to wipe it all off when I'm done because it's still wet! Ready for more! It's Bio-static to prevent infections and spreading of bacteria. What more could you want? If only it came in gallons... But, hey! It's still a pretty big bottle!
Bio-static, Non-stringy, Thick, Doesn't dry out, Great for anal, Big bottle (8.25 oz)
Parabens
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Published:July 25, 2012
As someone who benefits from a little lube whether engaging in couples or solo play, this is my go-to product. It's a little thicker and sticks where you put it and it lasts longer without needing another application. A useful water based lubricant that's worth trying.
-Long lasting
-Non-irritating
-Good for different *activities*
-Huge bottle! Why not offer different sizes?
-Thicker texture than some may want
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Published:July 24, 2012
From my first experimentations with anal play to the present, I have always preferred Maximus. While the up front cost initially seemed high, I have found it to be well worth it. While exploring such a sensitive area, you want your/your partner's mind to be at ease, and with Maximus, it can be. Not having to frequently reapply it allows you to stay in the moment, which is exactly where you want to be.
Thick, stays in place, can be used with silicone toys.
A bit sticky.
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Published:July 02, 2012
Although the Maximus lube is on the pricier side this lube is well worth every dime. Maximus lube is thick, rich and luxurious. This lube is perfect for everyone and everything. It doesn't matter if you’re using it for vaginal play, or serious anal play. You don't have to worry about reapplying this lube. You'll only need to try this lube once and you will fall in love with it too.
Large bottle, Thick, Perfect anal Lube, Glycerin free, Smooth, Silky,
Price
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Published:June 24, 2012
I love this lube! I recommend it to anyone looking for a new lube. It has a short ingredient list, a great pump for easy dispensing. And it's thick enough for long hours of use without having to reapply every ten to twenty minutes.
+Thick
+Long lasting
+No glycerin
+Minimal ingredients
+Easy to use pump
+Water based
-Not discreet?
-Doesn't come with a lifetime supply
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Published:June 23, 2012
Great lube. I would recommend this to anyone, especially those with toys that require water-based lubes. The only con I'd consider is the bad taste, which can sometimes be a real dealbreaker!
Long lasting
Thick
Does not stain
Strong, bitter taste
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Published:June 13, 2012
That Maximus guy must have been a go-getter! This lube has more substance than most of the guys I've dated, and more staying power too.
Safe for all toys, no funky smell, long lasting.
A little goopy, gross in your mouth.
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Published:June 01, 2012
We have recommended this lube to several friends. We cannot sing its praises enough. We use this often and one bottle has lasted us a long time so far. It is definitely worth the money for this one. We will be sure to buy again once we start running low just to be sure we don't run out!
very wet, smooth, not oily or greasy, not sticky, long lasting
none that I can think of
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Published:May 28, 2012
This item is totally worth the money if this is what you are looking for. Make sure your only requirements are a water-based, not sticky or tacky lube that will last for a while. If you are looking for something with a great smell, this product isn't for you because it has very little smell. If you want a great tasting or even palatable lube, then this product is not what you are looking for.
Very slick, not tacky, rubs into skin well after use.
Requires reapplication during use, and tastes horrible!
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Published:May 08, 2012
We really enjoyed this lube, especially for anal play. Not having to stop anal sex and reapply lube was a huge win for us, and the fact that the lube didn't get sticky or dry out was a plus. We didn't use the lube for vaginal sex, but have used it with toy play and anal play. Love the pump bottle, and the only con we found was that it doesn't taste as "good" as some other lubes we've tried.
Thick, easy to apply, lotion-like, not stringy, doesn't dry out, doesn't get sticky, pump bottle
"Funny" taste
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Published:April 22, 2012
Maximus is really the best all around lube you can get your hands on. It has no annoying smells or tastes and it wont dry up prematurely. It also does not get sticky after usage. It also a Bio-Static lube that helps prevent spreading of Bacteria, Fungi spores & Yeast infections. If could only be a better product if it was slightly cheaper and easier on people with sensitive skin. We highly recommend Maximus lube!
No smell, doesn't dry up until the job is done, no stickiness and no irritation. A Bio-Static lube.
Does contain parabens could irritate some people with sensitive skin
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Published:April 05, 2012
Maximus is one of the best water-based lubricants when it comes to anal, penile masturbation, and other dry sexual activities. It's thick, long-lasting, and it stays in place. It doesn't have any glycerin in it but it is loaded with parabens so people who are allergic to them should steer clear of this lubricant. For those of you who aren't, though, this is a lubricant worth buying. It's great for most anything, even if it does feel a little weird when used vaginally. I definitely recommend it.
- Thick
- Safe for all toy material types
- Pump top, see-through bottle
- Paraben paradise
- Feels strange when used vaginally
- Pump top doesn't lock easily
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Published:March 28, 2012
This lube is totally worth it for vaginal and/or anal sex, look for something else if you want lube for oral.
Long lasting, thick, safe with silicone toys and condoms, good for vaginal and anal.
Taste is not my favorite.
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Published:March 21, 2012
Maximus has earned a reputation as one of the best lubes out there - and for good reason. As a water-based lube it won't degrade silicone products but it is as thick and long lasting as most silicone based lubes. The pump top nozzle still works great for getting it out of the bottle. Although it's not flavored or scented, it doesn't have a bad smell. However, some people may find that they have an adverse reaction to the paraben chemicals.
Water-based, thick, long lasting, pump bottle top
Chemicals may cause sensitivity
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Published:March 10, 2012
A very nice choice for those who want to see the quality and experience in one unit! Great pleasure and no negative feelings!
very nice texture
only positive experience, may be just the price
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Published:March 07, 2012
This is a great lube, well worth the price and something you can really trust your skin to. Once you try it, you'll probably never go back to a cheaper drugstore brand.
Long lasting, Great Feeling, No residue
Parabens are bad?, It's kind of pricey
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Published:March 04, 2012
Maximus is the go-to lube for anal play! It's thick, slick, and dispensed quick! A little pricey, but worth every single cent.
Slick, thick, odorless, perfect for anal play, pump bottle.
The cost is a bit stiff.
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Published:March 02, 2012
This is the premium lube and well worth the price. Ounce for ounce it goes further than cheaper lubes, doesn't have any unpleasant residues and improves use of toys and intercourse. While the price is higher than other lubes, the cost of not owning Maximus is greater.
Long lasting
No odor
Easy cleanup
Price
Allergy concerns
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Published:February 25, 2012
My hubby and I only use this lube in the bedroom and have now for two years. Its safe for our bodies and our toys. Safety first, then mind blowing orgasms after!
Great for use with any toy. Amazing for anal.
Not a preferred taste.
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Published:February 22, 2012
Aside from parabens, this is the "good stuff" that people talk about. This is the lubricant that makes you stop and say "wow". This is the key to comfortable, pleasurable, and painless anal sex. Go get it! We love it!
Lasts long, a little goes a long way, thick, good for anal, moisturizing
Parabens
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Published:February 16, 2012
A nice versatile all purpose lube in my experience. For use with toys and sexual desires alike, this bottle will last a while with its easy to dispense pump system. This is my favorite go to lube!
Good size bottle that lasts a long time, Works great for all my uses.
Best before date, Can get sticky/tacky.
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Published:February 13, 2012
If you are searching for a lube that works for a variety of situations, Maximus should be your go-to bottle.
Easy to use, easy to clean, doesn't stain, lasts a while, doesn't dry out quickly
Not many natural ingredients
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Published:February 09, 2012
I love, love, love this item. Personally, it's in my top three lubes. They are all tied for the top spot for different reasons. I love its lack of smell, and the way it feels. I mean, for a water based, I love this more than my toys sometimes. Seriously, this lube makes manual stimulation as awesome as it was when I just figured out what masturbation was. If you're alone or with your partner it is a good choice. However, just for everyone to know. It does have parabens.
Super long lasting.
Thick but not gooey.
Pump bottle.
Clear bottle, so amount is easy to see.
Tastes terrible. Has parabens (Might bother some people)
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Published:February 02, 2012
Maximus is one of the best lubricants that I have tried so far. It is long lasting and stays where you place it, without leaving a sticky residue behind. Bodywise Limited created an amazing lubricant I would highly recommend to anyone looking for a great water based lube!
Long lasting, Feels natural
Only one size bottle
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Published:January 31, 2012
The notorious Maximus lubricant packs quite a surprise for being a water-based lubricant. It's best used for special occasions than everyday sexual activities.
Thickness, water-based, pump top.
Dries quickly, expensive.
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Published:January 29, 2012
If you want to train up to larger toys or larger body parts, a lube with a lot of cushion will be of great value to you. It's worth paying a little higher price for the comfort. Additionally, if plug retention is part of your pleasure seeking, the staying power of Maximus is an excellent choice.
-Thickest lube I have encountered
-Best lube I found for anal play
-Long-lasting (overnight!)
-Not cheap
-Only good for anal in my experience
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Published:January 25, 2012
The last lube you'll ever want to buy. Throw all the rest of them out, because now you have found the one you will use from now on. With 8.25 oz, it will last for quite a while too.
Lasts very long without reapplication.
Not for the mouth, not good tasting.
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Published:January 22, 2012
I think the product functions well, however I would not purchase this item again. The burning sensation really takes away from the whole experience. It should be pleasurable, not painful.
Water Based, Long-Lasting and doesn't require frequent reapplication
Burning sensation caused by the lube, Locking mechanism could have been designed better
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Published:January 07, 2012
This thick water-based lubricant isn't my favorite, but if you're allergic to glycerin like me, it's one compromise that might work.
Thick
Great pump
Glycerin free!
parabens
gets sticky when it dries
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Published:December 26, 2011
After hearing everyone rave about Maximus I had to order a bottle. After trying it for myself, I'm confused about all the fuss. I prefer thick lubes, but I'm just not a fan of the texture of Maximus. It performs pretty well for a water based lube, but doesn't last as long as my hybrids.
Won't drip, fairly long lasting, pump top bottle, for some: no glycerin.
Arrived gritty, feels goopy, for some: parabens.
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Published:December 22, 2011
We use this on a variety of toys, from glass, silicone to plastic. With each product we have not had any issues with the consistency, unlike we've had with a few other brands of lube that we've used.
smooth, easy to dispense
having a variety of sizes would be great.
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Published:December 05, 2011
I really like this lube - it's thick but easy to spread, and works well for pretty much everything except oral - the taste is...unfortunate. Only reason to avoid it is if you've had issues with parabens before.
thick, water-based, dries well, lasts long, push top bottle
contains parabens, bad taste
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Published:October 22, 2011
Maximus is a high quality lube with unique features that make it especially suited for anal sex. Plus a pump top! It can out-perform many other water based lubes on the market, but the paraben content can be a dealbreaker.
Thick, viscous, longer lasting than other water based, bio-static, pump top bottle
Parabens, leaves residue, bitter taste
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Published:September 29, 2011
Maximus is the best of the water-based lubricants, in my opinion. It is quite great for penetrative use, anal or vaginal.
Extremely durable and gets rid of the bad kind of friction
Still not as strong/long-lasting as a silicone-based lubricant
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Published:September 26, 2011
Maximus remains my favourite lubricant for anal, and though it isn't my favourite vaginal lube - that distinction goes to Liquid Silk - I have no aversion to using it if it's the first one that I grab out of the drawer, despite it's messiness. Just keep it away from your taste buds!
Thick
Long lasting
Water based
Glycerine free
Good for anal
Tastes horrible
Contains parabens
Extra work to clean up
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Published:September 19, 2011
Like sticking things inside you? Like sticking your thing in other things? Grab some of this Maximus and you'll be sticking things everywhere. This lube raises the bar for a water-based formula and puts the others out there to shame. It's thick, slippery, and makes for an amazing anal lube. I'm tempted to throw out every other lube I own and only use this from now on. I didn't know a lube could be this awesome.
Thick, rich, pump bottle, super slippery, lasts quite a while, not sticky/greasy
Contains parabens
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Published:September 18, 2011
With over 1000 votes, this can easily be the most popular lube on EF. It has an excellent price/value/quantity ratio and will last for some time (the bottle that is, and the lube on you). Aside from its bad taste and some allergy concerns, it's still recommended to give it a try. It can become your go-to lube for regular sex!
Great pump - easy to dispense, good consistency, lasts for a while, considered UTI safe.
Can cause side effects during anal.
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Published:September 12, 2011
All in all, when I first started using this lube I was really pleased with the texture and feel. Unfortunately, the fast drying time took away from those great qualities.
great packaging, no scent, silky, smooth, non-greasy
dries too fast
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Published:July 13, 2011
Maximus is awesome! I love this lube and own several bottles myself. I recommend this lube to anyone. Just don't lick it, yuck.
Long lasting, convenient pump, thick.
Taste, parabens
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Published:July 12, 2011
If you've felt a slight burning sensation upon insertion, don't even think about choosing Maximus. If you've never felt discomfort using lube, why risk it? If you've never used lube, don't make a bad start with something that could irritate you. Beginner excitement shouldn't be dampened in any way by a risky purchase.
Good for anal
Good size for price
Pump top
Doesn't stain
Paraben burn! Take them out!
Gets very sticky when dry
Leaves lots of residue
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Published:June 30, 2011
If you want anal sex to be more comfortable and enjoyable with less interruptions for reapplying lube, then get some Maximus right away!
Great for anal sex. Lasts a long long time!
Works so well that it can be hard to get it off your hands during sex. But well worth it!
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Published:June 28, 2011
This is an awesome lubricant. I have seriously purchased 3 more bottles just to keep them around, but I doubt I will run out any time soon. I will probably end up giving one or two bottles away as a gift. This is great for women prone to yeast infections or UTI's and I wish I had known about this stuff sooner! Perfect for everyone!
Bio-Static, Thick, Lasts long, Absorbs well
Moderately bitter taste
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Published:June 25, 2011
Maximus is a great, long-lasting, glycerine free, water based lube that I highly recommend to everyone. It has parabens so I would avoid this if you think it might be a problem. It is nice and thick and doesn't need to be reapplied which makes this a great alternative to silicone lubes. It has a nice smooth glide to it and doesn't become sticky, tacky, or stringy.
Long-Lasting, No oder, Not Sticky
Bad Taste, May Leak, Contains parabens
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Published:June 07, 2011
You want the best in which less is more? Then the Max is what you need. Given that the taste ain't the greatest, trust that it won't let you down in any play you got. Play and it'll play even harder, so who's up for a little game play??!?
Water based, pump top, lasts long and yet thick an quite silky feel..
Has a bitter taste to it
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Published:May 14, 2011
Don't let the bad taste of the Maximus deter you from purchasing this product. It is so easy to dispense the lube and it is so effective at doing what it must do. If I had to choose one waterbased lube for the rest of my life it would have to be the maximus. It is good all around for both anal and vaginal and it is safe with all toys. Again, I don't know why I waited so long to try it!
Thick, lasts a longer time compared to similar products, stays put
bizarre taste
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Published:May 13, 2011
Use this product and you may not look at another. Have fun with whatever you intend to use this product for.
Easy to clean up
It lubes
Don't know any
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Published:April 20, 2011
If you're looking for an anal lube that will work in a lot of different situations, buy Maximus. I haven't found anything better for it. If you're looking for a general purpose lube, or for something for a more specific kind of experience, you might shop around, but Maximus is a great place to start.
Safe with most materials, doesn't smell, doesn't turn sticky, lasts a long, long time
Does contain parabens. Doesn't taste awesome.
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Published:April 16, 2011
Maximus is, hands down, the best lube I have ever tried (out of about a dozen!). It satisfies everything I want from a lube, especially the complete lack of stickiness! It's also long lasting, perfectly thick, exceptionally slippery, and never stains.
Long lasting, doesn't get sticky, smooth, slippery, thick, odorless, doesn't stain, easy-pump bottle
No locking mechanism for travel, very slight bitter taste
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Published:April 14, 2011
I love this water based lubricant. It's thick, slippery, and smooth, and all without ever being greasy or sticky. Leave it on and let it soak into your skin or wash it off with a quick rinse; either way your clean up is fast and easy. The pump top makes for easy use!
Water based. Smooth. Slippery. Thick. Needs very little. Pump top bottle.
Parabens.
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Published:March 18, 2011
Maximus is versatile and can be used with all toy materials. It's also perfect for vaginal and anal sex. It feels very natural and is a breeze to clean up. All in all, it is the perfect lube, as far as I'm concerned. If you're allergic to parabens though, you might want to avoid this one.
Smooth, natural feeling, easy cleanup
Bitter taste
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Published:March 06, 2011
A pleasure to play with, easy to get just the right amount with the pump nozzle, and safe for use with any toys.
Very similar in feel to a silicone lube, no taste, sensually slick
Mildly obnoxious to close the pump nozzle
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Published:March 03, 2011
Most certainly worth the money! If you're looking for a lube that you don't have to reapply constantly and doesn't burn, this is the lube for you!
Doesn't dry up quickly.
Natural feeling.
Wish it came in flavors.
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Published:February 28, 2011
Give it a try and see if it is for you. Find out if you can tolerate the taste. (I could) The feeling of the lube was natural and did not leave a feeling of sticky residue. It did not leave me running for the bathroom right after to wash it off.
Pump bottle. All purpose. Tolerable for oral after the fact.
No taste would be better, but that's asking a lot.
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Published:February 25, 2011
Maximus is a top-notch lube for everything. It is smooth, not sticky, long lasting, and easy to clean up. If you are a beginner to anal, try this lube out. Maximus is one of the best lubes.
Not sticky, long lasting, great for anal
Doesn't taste great
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Published:February 19, 2011
Maximus by itself is too slippery for masturbation. You can't get a good grip! However, mixing Maximus with Cetaphil moisturizing lotion changes the experience entirely, luxurious sensation! Works well in the shower.
clear, thick lube without smell, very slippery
too slick to work well by itself
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Published:February 11, 2011
I love this lube, and will be buying some more. I will buy something else for hard anal play but this is a perfect, well-rounded, everyday lube.
- stays wet
- nice and thick
- not oily
- simple packaging
- safe for all toys
- can get watery
- gets sticky after extended use
- not thick enough for anal
- not for oral use
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Published:February 04, 2011
I think this is item is definitely worth investing in. It's a great multi-purpose lube and can be used for any activity.
Long lasting
Water-based
Glycerin free
Excellent lubricant
Great for vaginal, anal, or solo play
Can be too slippery
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Published:January 26, 2011
Maximus is a great, glycerin free, water based lube that I recommend to everyone, except those who have reactions to parabens. It makes things nice and slick, is easy to apply to toys and genitals and does not need to be reapplied often. It is great for vaginal and anal use and provides a nice amount of glide.
Lasts long; Glycerin free; Good sized bottle; Easy to dispense
Contains parabens
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Published:January 21, 2011
This item is 100% worth it. A great product and although it may not hold its water content, it's the best water-based lube out there. Take your sex to the MAX. Maximus lube is the way to do it.
Thick, Easy Pump, Lasts FOREVER.
Can lose its water content/have to add more water.
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Published:January 16, 2011
This lube is flippin amazing, period. I would be happy if it simply didn't cause my skin to break out left and right! Not only does it pass that test with flying colors, but it provides as much long-lasting lubrication as I need AND is the perfect slippery texture for all kinds of fun. It gets super bonus points and cookies for not needing to be washed off.
Does not irritate sensitive skin, Fantastic lubrication, Long-lasting
Slight bitter taste
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Published:January 03, 2011
This is the best lube I've ever bought. It's comfortable, body- and toy-safe, and doesn't cost a whole lot to purchase. In summary, you get a whole lot of bang for your buck here.
Thick, long lasting, comfortable.
Can't think of any honestly.
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Published:December 16, 2010
This is the greatest lube I've owned. The dispenser isn't messy or leaky, and the lube goes a long way and doesn't need to be reapplied. I will be buying more when I run out!
Great all around lube, no need to reapply!
None!
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Published:December 12, 2010
Maximus has truly won me over. Like anyone, he has his downfalls- parabens, and a bitter taste- but since they don't affect me I can see past them. If you're looking for something sweet to lick off of your partner's body, you'll want to find another lube. But, if you want a lube that truly exceeds at any task aside from oral, look no further than Maximus.
Extremely long lasting. Thick but silky. Pump-top bottle. Water-based.
Contains parabens. Bitter taste.
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Published:December 07, 2010
This is a great versatile lube. I would recommend it for any kind of play that doesn't involve using your mouth.
Very clean, doesn't run, and is very long lasting.
Tastes awful.
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Published:December 05, 2010
Maximus is a wonderful deal and a fantastic lubricant. It is not sticky. It lasts forever and is perfect for anal intercourse (as well as vaginal and masturbation). It's basic: clear, unscented and unflavored. And that is exactly why it is the most used item in my sex toy collection and lube collection as well. It was 100% worth the buy!
Slick, thick, easy pump top, great for all penetration, NOT STICKY or greasy feeling
Not great for oral
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Published:November 28, 2010
It's worth it because it lasts and doesn't make a huge mess while doing so. There isn't any weird after stickiness or greasiness. It makes the whole experience better when you don't have to worry about what the lube is going to do.
no smell, no aftertaste, no staining, easy clean up, easy to dispense, lasts a nice long time.
If you like to mask with flavor you won't find that with this lube.
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Published:November 28, 2010
THE anal lube. An amazing product that will help you like no other during a booty call. The consistency is perfect and will last you for as long as you go.
Long lasting, water-based, pump bottle, doesn't run.
Parabens may be problematic. Will eventually run out.
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Published:October 30, 2010
This lube has become a favorite for anal sex. I am pleased it is water-based and my body has not had a negative reaction to this product. The thickness and durability is a must for butt play and the non-stickiness afterwards is much appreciated.
Water-based, thick, compatible for use with any toy/latex condoms and excellent for anal play.
This product does contain parabens which may not be suitable for everyone. Slight bitter taste.
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Published:October 17, 2010
Frustrations regarding sticky, dried-up lube and the need to reapply go out the window, and there is literally no need for clean-up. Extremely pleasant to the touch, smooth and comfortable: for a natural anal experience, one need look no further then Maximus.
Long-lasting, excellent applicator, disappears after use, no mess, anal-friendly, smooth texture.
Unpleasant taste.
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Published:August 29, 2010
Thick, long-lasting lube that's great for anal play. My wife doesn't care for the consistency for vaginal use, but you might not be so squeamish about "gloopy" lube.
Super slick, no reapplication, no mess
My wife finds the consistency to be "off-putting" for vaginal sex
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Published:August 13, 2010
Buy this, buy it now. Your naughty bits - and those of your playmates - will thank you. It's the best all-around lube I've found.
Thick, slippery without feeling weird, and comes in a great package.
I'm almost out!
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Published:August 11, 2010
This lubricant will be at my bedside for a while to come. The pump handle makes for awesomely easy dispensing. The water-based lube feels smooth, feels amazingly natural, and never left me feeling sticky or greasy. It's great for both vaginal and anal play and lasted me the whole session without reapplication!
Pump handle, Feels natural, Non-sticky, Easy to clean, Large Container
Contains Paraben
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Published:August 03, 2010
Slippery goodness that kept me coming back - or rather, just coming! It has great stamina, is not sticky, and feels very comfortable.
Maximus is extremely long-lasting, comfortable, and sticky-free.
It has a horrible taste. And I do mean HORRIBLE.
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Published:August 02, 2010
Maximus, a little dab will do ya! This is a thick, slick and easy to dispense lube. It has a locking top and does not leak. It does not have a scent, but does leave a bitter aftertaste. Maximus works great for vaginal & anal sex use. It's also easy to clean off. Maximus is water-based which means that it is safe to use with all your toys and it's condom friendly. At an affordable price, this is now my go to lube!
Little goes a long way, thick, stays slick, locking pump, affordable, no scent or residue
one size, bitter aftertaste, being water-based it's not good use for the shower
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Published:July 14, 2010
Maximus is a sensual water based lubricant by Bodywise. It has a natural feel and is very similar to saliva. Maximus is a thicker, slick lubricant. A small amount works well for sex. It does dry and become sticky and flaky and should be washed off after use. Maximus is Glycerin free, but does contain Parabens.
feels natural, slick, locking pump, discreet, affordable
becomes flaky as it's drying, becomes sticky after drying
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Published:July 10, 2010
Maximus has very quickly become my go-to lube. Because it is water based, I don't have to be careful as to what toys to use it with and can be washed off of skin, clothes, and most fabrics easily. It provides a great thick layer of slipperiness that I've never found in another lube without a runny consistency. Amazing for anal and great for any other kind of play you're into.
Thick, consistent, long lasting for water-based, no taste/odor.
Does eventually dry up and need re-application.
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Published:June 11, 2010
Maximus looks like a sweet deal because it is made of highly purified water and helps cut down on infections. But reapplication is needed as it dries fast and becomes flaky. Maximus is not a great lubricant for use with sex toys, but may be alright for someone wanting slickness during intercourse.
L Arginine and Glycerin free, bio static, made of highly purified water.
Contains parabens, dries fast, becomes flaky, reapplication needed.
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Published:May 12, 2010
If you're looking for a basic, glycerin-free, water-based lube, Maximus will serve you well. It's excellent for vaginal sex and compatible with all toys. Plus you can make lots of silly jokes about the name.
Perfect consistency for vaginal intercourse, light scent, can be used with all toys.
Useless in water, tastes horrible.
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Published:May 01, 2010
Maximus is by far the best lube that I have ever used, and I would recommend it to everyone, especially if they were interested in anal play.
Great thickness, water-based, non-glycerin, no scent or taste, long-lasting.
None.
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Published:March 21, 2010
The main selling point for me was the antibacterial properties of this product, this is a huge incentive. I'm not personally aware of any other product that has this feature. The con that I listed, although it might turn some people off it REALLY isn't that big of a deal. I felt that I needed to be critical though being that this is a review and it is tough to come up with a negative for this product.
Anti-bacteria, long lasting, clean appearance, convenient pump top.
Turns into a white foam.
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Published:March 20, 2010
I'll make it simple, buy this over any other water based lube. Great price, great product. Silky smooth with no "not so clean" feeling.
Silky smooth, long lasting, definitely NOT sticky.
Not silicone.
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Published:February 13, 2010
After spending over a year looking for a good water based lube, I've found Maximus. I'm not going anywhere unless they come out with a Maximus II. There is a reason this lube has so many reviews, it rocks!
LONG LASTING!
None (if you're not worried about Parabens)
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Published:January 19, 2010
This is a great lube for those occasions where lube is needed. It's a clear, water-based liquid that isn't to watery or too thick, and it's always ready when you are.
Large bottle, easy to disperse, no irritation.
Only that I didn't find it sooner.
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Published:January 17, 2010
Maximus is a super slick, long-lasting, body, toy and condom friendly lubricant perfect for vaginal and anal penetration as well as masturbation.
Slick; long-lasting; body, toy and condom friendly.
Tastes not so great.
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Published:November 27, 2009
It's a high quality lube that makes anal more comfortable. Plus the presentation (the bottle) is kind of nice and elegant looking.
Perfect for anal, stays in place, condom safe.
Little thick for vaginal, dries quick for masturbation.
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Published:November 17, 2009
I can easily say after trying various brands of lubricant, ranging from KY to Astroglide, that this is the best you can get. Thick enough for versatility and comes off very easy and clean. Good for vaginal sex, anal sex and playing with some toys. Great with a fleshlight. There is no smell to be weary of. Pump is a great addition, no more mess when reapplying. You will not be disappointed, and it will last you very long (8.5 oz is a good amount of lube for fun times to come). Try it!
Lasts long, thick enough for versatility, no smell, no stickiness.
None
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Published:November 17, 2009
Maximus is a very good lubricant but I feel it is a bit too thick for vaginal sex and playtime with toys, and my husband doesn't like it for masturbation. But it is perfect for anal. And for that reason alone, I will replace it when it runs out.
Large size, pump top, great for anal, decent price, water-based, glycerin free.
Too thick for most other types of sex play, bad taste, parabens.
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Published:November 06, 2009
Maximus is a thick water-based lubricant that stays slick during use. It is scentless and tasteless, although it does have a slightly bitter aftertaste. Maximus works great for both vaginal and anal sex, and is easy to clean off.
Water-based, thick, stays slick, lasts a long time.
Slightly bitter aftertaste, only available in one size.
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Published:October 26, 2009
A great, all purpose water based lube that makes use with toys and sex that much sweeter. Just don't try putting the stuff anywhere near your mouth!
Thick, stays put, long lasting.
Tastes horrible.
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Published:September 16, 2009
Excellent Lube that is a definite good buy. My new favorite lube for any occasion, that certainly does a great job of keeping everything slick.
Thick enough for anal play, but works great for just an afternoon alone, My new favorite lube.
The only drawback is that it is water based, the lube washes off really quickly in the shower.
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Published:August 12, 2009
You don't have to use much, so this can last you a long time. It is well worth the money! It works WONDERS trust me!
It feels very natural, and lasts a long time.
It can get messy, and it's thicker than I had imagined.
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Published:July 20, 2009
It works just like a great lube should! No nasty smell, a little goes a long way, and it's convenient.
No smell, lasts a long time, quick clean-up, simply WORKS.
None!
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Published:July 20, 2009
Maximus is a very good water based lubricant. It is ideal for anal or vaginal sex and have a long lasting and a good glide. But it's taste is not very good.
Very good glide, anal or vaginal used, compatible with condom.
Taste is not good.
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Published:July 19, 2009
I'm a real person that is into real sex. I like things that are logical and realistic in the bedroom! I want things to feel great and not become complicated. So strait to the point, this product gets the job done! It adds moisture wherever you think you need it and allows things to go smoothly. I would recommend this produce for both vaginal and anal sex.
easy to use pump, no smell, long lasting, cleans off with ease.
I think this product is great the way it is.
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Published:June 23, 2009
Good lube, although some people might have some minor side effects due to the composition. A small (1 ounce) sample pack would be nice, to see if it is right for you.
Seems to last forever, and nice pump applicator.
It might cause a slight burning sensation initially on some people.
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Published:May 31, 2009
Maximus is a thick lubricant, and as far as my body is concerned, it is great for anal play but not so great for vaginal play. Nothing will ever beat natural lubricant of course, but this is a decent substitute. Maximus is not a wise choice for small storage spaces, since it's a pump top. There is no obnoxious scent, but there is a bitter taste. So be sure to wash any area coated in Maximus, before sticking a tongue there. Maximus is also rather pricey.
Worked great for anal play, doesn't stain or damage condoms or toys, easier to wash off.
Pricey, pump is bad for small storage, gummy when I used vaginally.
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Published:May 31, 2009
The only unflavored lube for me, a perfect 10 if there where lube Olympics. I have purchased this product for friends.
Compatible with everything, non irritating.
Pump bottle makes it hard to travel with.
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Published:May 28, 2009
This lube will not disappoint! It is a very slick, very smooth, very pleasing water-based lube, meant for use with toys and partners and is appropriate for vaginal and anal play. It is definitely a high quality lube that cannot be beat by any pharmacy brand lube available out there.
Super slick, non-greasy, non-sticky, non-burning, no smell, large bottle for the price.
Not ideal for water play (showers, hot tubs) since it dissolves super fast in water.
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Published:May 12, 2009
Maximus is on the top of my list for lube choices! Long lasting, non runny, and offers a smooth glide. Less messy than most lubes, great pump bottle design.
Thick consistency, doesn't dry out quickly, no odors.
No flavor choices.
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Published:March 15, 2009
Greatest Lube ever, Discovering this is what the crusaders would have felt like if they had actually returned with the Holy Grail.
If you don't know, then you need to find out.
pump is great.
None for me.
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Published:January 11, 2009
This is an excellent choice for water-based lubes. Use it on multiple places wherever you need that smooth touch either by yourself or with your partner.
Excellent consistency. Pump action handle. Easy cleaning.
No complaints.
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Published:November 14, 2008
Maximus is an absolutely wonderful lubricant. It is water-based which means that it is safe to use with all your toys, condoms, whatever. It is nice and thick which makes it great for anal sex. It lasts a long time and doesn’t get gummy. It just works for whatever you want it to do. The only drawback for me is it isn’t great to use in the shower. Now, put down that bottle of Astroglide and go get yourself some real lube – Maximus.
Water based, thick, long lasting.
Not good in the shower, not flavored.
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Published:October 03, 2008
This is a great lube for anyone wanting to do solo toys, or with other people. I recommand this for anal, with it's thick, gooey slow moving and long lasting. Clean up is a breeze and just a great buy.
Slick, easy to use, gooey and slow moving. Long lasting Easy to clean up.
Can't use in showers. Little pricey
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Published:July 20, 2008
The best anal lube on the market; great for long penetration sessions of any kind and body-friendly. A fantastic product well worth the money.
Thick, slippery, glycerin-free
A little more expensive
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Published:July 07, 2008
A thick gel lubricant that does exactly what it's suppose to do: reduce friction. And it does it for a such a long time that re-application will probably not be necessary.
Nice bottle, one hand operation, calibrated pump that's non-leaking, thick gel that goes a long way.
I didn't notice any negatives to associate with Maximus.
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Published:June 23, 2008
I use Maximus everyday, every time I have sex, I love it that much! This is my favorite lube by far, try it and you'll see why.
Thick, great for anal play, long lasting, lasted through a 2 hour session
Bitter
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Published:June 22, 2008
Maximus is definitely a winner--thick, yet clean-feeling and good for your body! It is water-based and therefore latex and silicone compatible, and provides enough lasting lubrication for more vigorous play!
Water-based, thick and slippery, non-sticky, absorbs nicely into skin after use, long-lasting
Slightly pricier than some water-based lubes
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Published:June 04, 2008
This lube is long lasting, smooth, and makes for great play out of the water. -And when done is very easy to clean up. This is the best anal lubricant, hands down. We won't ever use another.
long lasting, smooth, easy clean-up
can't use in water play
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Published:May 17, 2008
Price:
$9.99
Volume: 2.5 fl.oz.
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This lube may work for some people, and may be good with toys, but it just didn't work for me. It wasn't as slick as I needed it to be, and it needed constant reapplication.
easy to clean, thicker consistency
not slick enough, needs to be reapplied constantly
Rating:
Published:May 16, 2013
System JO lubes are just the right consistency and texture for all your sexual endeavors. Perfect for a night of anal play or just a "romp in the hay." It is 100% latex-free and safe for use with all silicone toys.
Consistency - not too thick, not too thin
Price - won't break the bank
Latex-free
No complaints here!
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Published:February 21, 2013
This water-based lube is wildly slick, slippery, and silky. If you're ok with parabens and glycerin, be prepared for a wild ride!
Long-lasting.
Light smell.
Extremely effective.
Contains parabens and glycerin.
Unpleasant taste.
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Published:January 18, 2013
This is a great lubricant for anal or vaginal use. It lasts for a long time and is very easy to clean off.
Long-lasting
Natural feel
None
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Published:January 15, 2013
It's not the holy grail of lubes and I'm yet to find the perfect one, but it's a top runner. Not to mention the at $10 the 2.5oz will not break the bank and is enough to let you really take a go at it. Give it a test drive, lube up your favorite toy or person and go to town.
Smooth, velvety feel
Easy clean up
Not too runny
Contains preservatives
Somewhat sticky even though claims not to be
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Published:December 18, 2012
System JO H2O Anal Personal Lubricant does not dry quickly. Its consistency is perfect for any sex play time. It also makes any anal and vaginal entry smoother. You only need a small amount which will go a long way. And it has the smooth and silky slippery feel of silicone. I like that the most out of all the lube's qualities.
long lasting; not sticky; multiple uses; compatible with all toys
none
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Published:November 19, 2012
System JO H2O Anal Lubricant is a light, slippery, water based anal lubricant which retains its viscosity and is ideal for those of us who are into long term anal plug wear.
Light, slippery and long lasting. Water based
Stimulates bowel activity.
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Published:November 01, 2012
Long lasting, not sticky, smooth lubricant. Who would turn this down? I wouldn't. I'm glad I tried it, because I really love this product. Not only for anal, it's great for both females and males. A great product overall. There are different kinds: Warming, Cooling, Edible, Water Based, and Silicone Based.
Doesn't leak
Isn't sticky
Long lasting
Cute little bottle
A little hard to pour out
Sheet stainer
Very pricey
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Published:September 25, 2012
This is an excellent lube that wavers in between H20 based and silicone based. It clings to your skin and doesn't drip. As for the feel, it's just like a water that's thick enough to stay on your body. It's good for any part on your body, whether it be sex, masturbation, or toy play.
-Water-based that feels like silicone.
-Has a pleasant enough smell.
-Skin feels soft.
-glycerin
-Unpleasant taste
-Smell lingers on your body after use for a while after.
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Vroom:
Bee:
Published:July 27, 2012
Over all my girlfriend and I found this lube to be better than any other we have used, and we will definitely use this product in the future.
Very slick, doesn't dry up as fast or get as sticky as other water based lubes.
It was a little bit more expensive.
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Published:June 15, 2012
A great lube for first timers and pros alike. A smooth texture and versatility makes it a top choice in the anal lube category. Don't be deterred from its simple packaging. It is very luxurious on the skin. It is definitely messy, so use it wisely and for every lube, check the ingredients to see if you may have an allergy before using. And make sure to store it upright. It may have just been my bottle, but it did leak all over my toys. Thank goodness it is toy safe and water-based!
Smooth, Effective, Water Based, Versatile, Good Price
Messy, Not Discreet, Leaks
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Published:May 25, 2012
Very slick lube that works great for all kinds of sex and play but could be easier to get out of the bottle.
Great lube, it is very slick.
larger pump top bottle would be great
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Published:March 07, 2012
I used this amazing lube for my first anal play. Although I probably used too much my first time it worked extremely well. There was no tension or drag at all! Nothing, so slipping the beads in was extremely easy. It stays thick and doesn't absorb into the skin fast. It also doesn't get gummy, I loved that. Overall an amazing basic anal lube for anyone who's thinking about experimenting with their backdoor.
Thickish, great for anal play, long lasting
Thick if you were using it vaginally, but it's not intended for that
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Published:February 13, 2012
This does exactly what it was made for - makes anal play enjoyable. It does not cost a lot, lasts a long time, extremely slippery. It is a winner.
Easy clean up, long lasting
Taste, Easy to apply too much lube
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Published:November 19, 2011
Definitely feels great and works great at its job, despite relative thinness, works great for both anal and genital stimulation. Very comfortable on the skin.
Great texture
Probably could be thicker
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Published:September 17, 2011
This is a surprising little lube for me. The initial disappointment in regards to the consistency were quickly replaced by the pleasant surprise of the slickness and lasting power.
Slippery, long lasting, moisturizing
Parabens (for some), Runny, Bottle hard to use during use
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Published:August 26, 2011
System JO H2O is one of the best water-based anal lubes on the market. With its smooth feel, it makes for easy application and a little goes a long long way.
Easy application, little to no reapplication, silky smooth feel, great for toys, moisturizes skin.
Top dispenser
Rating:
Published:July 29, 2011
For a super silky smooth ride System Jo measures up beautifully. Non-irritating, non staining, and thick enough to last for quite some time when playing anally this lube is a good contender for #1 in the toy box!
Silky smooth feel, long lasting, washes away easily
Not recommended for shower or tub play
Rating:
Published:April 21, 2011
This is one of the best water-based lubes I have used. It can be used for anything, with anything. You can't ask for much more then that. Add in the long lasting and lack of stickiness, and you have a clear winner.
Long lasting, Non-sticky, Non-greasy, Non-staining.
Other then a pump top, nothing
Rating:
Published:April 20, 2011
This lubricant is water based and designed for anal sex but feels a lot like silicone. It is long lasting and makes anal sex or play easier and discomfort free. It does have a taste and contains parabens, but did not irritate my partner or I in any way.
Great for anal toys and sex, long lasting, feels slick/smooth, leaves skin soft
May need to be reapplied for longer sex sessions, has a bitter taste, contains parabens and glycerin
Rating:
Published:March 19, 2011
This product is absolutely worth the money! It surpassed our past experiences with water based lubricants. The lubricant made performance easy to maintain and made toys easy to insert.
Silky and Smooth
A little bit goes a long way
Feels like Silicone
Easy clean-up
N/A
Rating:
Published:February 13, 2011
System JO H20 Anal lubricant is a silky smooth water based lubricant that feels like a silicone based lube. This lube is easy to use and is long lasting. I find that it stays put and never gets sticky or gummy. This is a great anal lube especially for those who prefer a lube that is not gel based.
easy to use, long lasting,
top dispenser,
Rating:
Published:February 08, 2011
Buy this. In fact, don't hesitate to buy the larger bottle. Unless you intend to eat this lubricant (which would be a problem) there will be no regrets involved in your purchase. It does everything it promises, makes no mess, and it even avoids using animal products.
Ingredients, zero friction, no mess.
Flavor.
Rating:
Published:March 14, 2010
System Jo H2O Anal Lube is a definite contender for lube of the millennia. It is great for both anal and vaginal use and lasts "you long time". You won't be disappointed with this lube especially for the price. So float that boat.
Superior lubricant, long lasting, great price.
None for me.
Rating:
Published:March 12, 2010
Adds up to a great orgasmic finish!! Makes your sexual experience something you will never forget! The best I've ever tested!
Perfect lubricant.
Should taste better.
Rating:
Published:February 01, 2010
Price:
$11.99
Volume: 8.5 fl.oz.
Select volume
Probe silky light
Anal lubes
This lube is great for every one. I would strongly recommend you try this lube out for yourself. You will not be disappointed.
Last long
Silky, smooth
None
Rating:
Published:May 14, 2013
Probe Silky Light only lives up to its claims of feeling natural if you add water to it. Without adding water, it was unusable for us. I never knew a lubricant could be so sticky or dry so fast. In my opinion, if you want an organic lubricant, skip Probe and buy Sliquid instead.
Natural, Made in the USA
Sticky, Dries-up easily
Rating:
Published:March 09, 2013
I was hoping to like this lube, but it sucked! It took me at least 7 minutes to completely wash this lube off of me! The lube stuck everywhere. And I mean everywhere- the sheets, my shirt. It left a spider-like web from my toy chest to my bed. Too bad I bought a 17 fl.oz pump of this stuff because I will not be using this again! I would give this 0 stars if I could, for even the price does not constitute for such low quality.
Price
Sticky/Tacky
Leaks like CRAZYY!
Not Long lasting!
Rating:
Published:February 15, 2013
I hate this lube. It's disappointing since it is from the Probe line. I dislike everything about it, especially the yucky sticky film it leaves on my skin.
Lasts a minute.
Everything.
Rating:
Published:November 13, 2012
Probe silky light is a fantastic lube for sex and toys. It is water based, PH Neutral, stringy, slick, absorbs into your skin, and is easy to clean. I am surprised this one isn't more popular on EF. It's like a well kept secret. If you are looking for something that works and isn't going to mess up your privates, look no further than Probe silky light. I really can't complain about this stuff. As a bonus, it is odorless and tasteless.
No parabens, feels like natural lubrication, stringy, slick, non sticky.
Can be messy dispensing.
Rating:
Published:October 16, 2012
This lube is great for people who want to enhance the natural wetness of their bodies during sex or masturbation.
slick, easy glide texture, easy open bottle
none
Rating:
Published:June 28, 2012
This is the best lube I've used so far and considering how relatively safe the ingredients are this is your best bet.
-Very smooth and silky
-Slight taste
-Safe on toys
-Great price
-Gets very tacky if left unattended
-Bottle's pump puts out a lot of lube for every one pump
Rating:
Published:March 16, 2012
Probe silky light is worth the money and will keep you silky the entire time. No staining, smells or need to add more.
Silky
Long Lasting
None
Rating:
Published:November 23, 2011
Probe Silky Light is definitely worth the money and has to be one of the best lubricants on the market. It will create a lot of excitement in between the sheets. This is my favorite lubricant and I'm sure you will enjoy it as well.
It is very smooth, it's not sticky, and it washes off very easily with warm water. The only thing I don't like is when I pump it out of the bottle it reminds me of snot. That's why I only like to use it on my vagina and not as any type of massage enhancer.
Very smooth, not sticky, easy to wash off
Reminds me of snot.
Rating:
Published:November 01, 2011
Probe Silky Light is a great lube if you want it for vaginal sex only. It is no good for anal or oral, and because of this, it is hard to use up such a large bottle. I was much more satisfied with the Sliquid line of products because of their versatility.
Little to no taste, great for vaginal sex
Dries quickly, gets very sticky, thin
Rating:
Published:August 28, 2011
I love it! Its smooth, simple, liquid pleasure. No foul taste, no foul odor, just a great product that you can use by yourself or with a partner. It can be runny, and it strings, but those are the only things that may concern people. It doesn't dry out quickly, it doesn't get sticky. This is a wonderful product.
Long lasting, smooth, odorless, tasteless
Stringy, runny
Rating:
Published:August 05, 2011
Thick, stringy and a little bit sloppy, this was a fun lube. Perhaps the "Thick and Rich" version will last a bit longer and keep from being messy.
Stringy! Thick!
Doesn't last long enough.
Rating:
Published:January 26, 2011
This water-based lube does its work nicely and can be used anywhere by anyone. Be sure not to let it dry so you don't get the sticky sensation. It is worth its price.
Good for anal play, Thick, Easy opening and cleanup!
Gets sticky when it is getting dry. Not for use in the shower.
Rating:
Published:November 29, 2010
This is an average water based lube that surprisingly didn't cause any reaction from my body. Usually I have problems with any product that contains glycerine being used on my vagina, with Probe Silky Light I had no problems. It lasts a reasonably long time and despite being stringy and a bit slimy it does the job for anal sex, PIV sex, toy usage and hand jobs. For the price the 2.5 oz bottle has lasted through many uses and I expect that we'll be purchasing it again when it runs out.
Feels natural, last quite a while, no unpleasant smell or taste.
Stringy, somewhat slimy, contains glycerine.
Rating:
Published:April 26, 2010
Affordable, and natural- it's no more imperfect than your own natural lubricants, and it replicates those absolutely perfectly. Get a smaller bottle for solo use, but the pump bottle for messy, slick partner fun.
Replicates saliva perfectly, non-allergenic, natural, affordable
Messy, pump bottle can be hard to apply to specific places.
Rating:
Published:September 26, 2008
Probe Silky Light is too slick for enjoyable intercourse, in my opinion, and not quite hefty and thick enough to stand up to toy play. Not a bad lube overall, but there are definitely better out there.
Very slick, easy to remmove
Very thin
Rating:
Published:April 17, 2008
Price:
$14.99
Volume: 4.2 fl.oz.
Select volume
Sliquid organics gel
Water based
Sliquid Organics gel gives a silky and smooth experience that comes with the added bonus of natural, vegan, environmentally friendly ingredients. Although it can't stay slick for extended periods of time, this well-formulated lubricant will work for just about any activity you can think of. It is a nice little treat in a world of harsh, cheap lubricants.
Water-based, good consistency, environmentally friendly.
Dries quickly.
Rating:
Published:April 15, 2013
Sliquid Organics Gel is a great lube for people who are concerned about some of the more questionable ingredients found in other lubes, and are more discerning about what goes into their bodies. While, as a water-based lube, it could be longer lasting (especially for toy play), I find that this is well worth it to have a lube that is all natural and doesn't cause unpleasant reactions.
Organic, feels natural, glycerin and paraben free, did not cause any adverse reactions for me.
Could be longer lasting.
Rating:
Published:April 03, 2013
If you've ever had a bad lube experience...get Sliquid. This is the lube of my dreams, and I don't even have to buy a bigger bottle because the 4.2 fl oz is pretty sizeable (though I will, because I love Sliquid Organic that much)! It's fairly thick for a water-based lube, stays in place, non-sticky and has no smell or taste. Honestly, if I did a blind feel test for natural female lubrication and Sliquid, I don't know that I could tell the difference.
Natural feel
No smell or taste
No residue, not sticky
Maybe a different bottle. That's it.
Rating:
Published:February 09, 2013
The best hypoallergenic lubricant I've come across, Sliquid Organics is long-lasting, effective, and comfortable. Best for intercourse and silicone toys.
Hypoallergenic, slick, and scentless
Not ideal for male masturbation
Rating:
Published:January 06, 2013
This is a great lubricant choice if you are looking for a basic lube that is vegan and body and toy safe. It just doesn't last long.
vegan, glycerine free, paraben free, organic, designed by women, good texture, moisturizes skin
doesn't last long
Rating:
Published:November 29, 2012
Sliquid Organics: Gel has become a staple in my toy box. Even though it's thick and slick, it doesn't leave a sticky residue behind, and it blends very nicely with natural lubrication. Even better, it's made with completely natural, organic ingredients so it isn't harmful to the body or environment.
Thick, all natural ingredients, doesn't contain parabens/glycerin, great for anal or vaginal.
Doesn't have a pleasant taste.
Rating:
Published:October 06, 2012
I have no complaints about this lube. It is vegan, has amazing ingredients, and is lovely for infection prone users as well. The consistency, thickness, and texture don't get any better than this! This is easily the best lubricant I've tried.
Natural, vegan-friendly, not sticky, feels natural, last long, etc...
None!
Rating:
Published:September 29, 2012
This is a great thick lube good for almost everything. It has a nice gel texture with no sliminess or stickiness. Like most Sliquid products, it is organic with no animal testing or bad ingredients. I just wish it lasted a bit longer.
Good thick texture.
Multipurpose.
No parabens/glycerin.
Dries up fast.
Rating:
Published:August 21, 2012
This is a good vegan option for a water based lube. The gel consistency is nice because it stays where you put it, but it also doesn't get slick enough for me. I use this with silicone toys a lot, and it doesn't cut down on drag enough for me. It also didn't cause any allergic reactions which is nice because I seem to be allergic to the world. It leaves behind a small residue, but it washes off easily with a little water or wipe. Overall, it isn't my favorite lube but is one I would buy again.
Stays put
hypoallergenic
Vegan
Doesn't get slick enough
Faint bitter taste
Rating:
Published:August 16, 2012
I would purchase this again only because it is organic and naturally plant based. This would be reason enough to keep it around.
Organic, natural.
Can become flaky.
Rating:
Published:August 07, 2012
If you're looking for a lube to give your natural lubrication just a little bit of help at the beginning of intercourse or masturbation, this is perfect. If you want something that's long-lasting, look elsewhere.
Absorbs completely, No taste, Natural ingredients, Great as a foreplay starter lube
Doesn't last long, Not good for anal play, Not good for those with lots of vaginal dryness
Rating:
Published:July 23, 2012
After having so many problems with finding the right lube for my sensitive skin I finally find the perfect match for me! I am very pleased with this lube aside from it getting kind of sticky and drying up after having sex for a while.
organic, good for sensitive skin
gets sort of sticky, dries up after a while
Rating:
Published:July 08, 2012
Even considering its virtues (paraben- and glycerine-free, Vegan), Sliquid Organic Gel lubricant leaves much to be desired. It has little staying power and after ten minutes, a horrific texture. Go for the Silk instead.
Water-based, allergy-friendly, Vegan
Clumpy, short-lived
Rating:
Published:July 06, 2012
The Sliquid Organics lubricating gel is an awesome lube all around. It is water-based and made with natural ingredients. It will hold up well to your solo or accompanied sessions, and will last a good amount of time. It is also glycerin and paraben free, which is always a plus.
Natural, paraben & glycerin free, water-based.
None.
Rating:
Published:June 23, 2012
Sick of reading nothing but chemicals on your lube labels? If you said yes, Sliquids Organics is for you. Its all natural VEGAN ingredients make for an enjoyable experience for even the most sensitive of women. Its glycerine, paraben, petroleum free formula will leave you completely satisfied. Its long lasting lubrication is completely safe for all materials, making this lube a nightstand necessity.
Natural,Vegan, Toy Friendly, Water-based, Thick
Smell
Rating:
Published:June 01, 2012
Trying to make better choices? Sliquid Organics Gel water-based lube is glycerine, paraben, and petroleum free. 100% Vegan friendly, not tested on animals, and great for people with sensitivities.
Organic, Vegan, thick, no animal testing, natural feeling, good for anal play.
Not good for handjobs, can get a little sticky, addicting.
Rating:
Vroom:
Bee:
Published:May 11, 2012
While Sliquid Organics Gel is a serviceable water-based lube with the right ingredients for the organically-minded, the fact is that it's the most expensive of the lubes I tried and compared. Combined with it's lackluster performance and so-so thickness, I'd say spend your "green" elsewhere.
Safe for toys and condoms, Full of ingredients you want and free of the ones you don't, Organic
Pricey among organic options, Too thin for my liking, No sample pack or smaller size available
Rating:
Published:April 10, 2012
I love this lube and I hope that I can find a different Sliquid product that doesn't irritate my skin.
Really nice texture, not tacky
Irritates my skin
Rating:
Published:March 05, 2012
Sliquid is a friendly lube that has multiple uses. If you have sensitive skin or have reacted to other lubes, use Sliquid. It may be pricy compared to other lubes, but it is worth the piece of mind.
-Super Vagina Friendly
-Natural
-Not for extended anal play
-Pricey
Rating:
Published:March 02, 2012
This product can be fun when you want to add a bit of slippery-ness to things in a natural, organic way.
doesn't have a bad taste or smell, works pretty well if only needing a small amount
can dry up a bit and not the best for solo or being rubbed down for a guy
Rating:
Published:February 15, 2012
All in all, I think this is an okay product. I am glad I tried it, but will not purchase it again. Only mediocre performance combined with a fairly high price is a bad combination for me. I am much happier with my preferred brand and see no reason to switch to Sliquid Organics gel.
Nice Bottle
Discrete Packaging
Easily dispensed
Doesn't go very far
Doesn't last very long
Not good for anal
Rating:
Published:December 29, 2011
Like all Sliquid products this gel is body-friendly, slick, and mimics your natural lubricants. It's safe to use with your favorite silicone toys, and doesn't contain nasty ingredients that can cause yeast infections or bacterial infections.
Travel-friendly
Natural ingredients
Mimics natural lubrication
Recyclable bottle
Do need to reapply
Can't use in water
Rating:
Published:December 28, 2011
If you hate greasy or thin lubes, or want something really natural that feels good and lasts a long time, you can't miss with this product.
Easy to clean, no odor, great consistency, body friendly, organic
May not last long enough for extended play
Rating:
Published:December 14, 2011
Sliquid Organics Gel is a rich, thick, and slick water-based lubricant, made of high quality natural ingredients. It contains no glycerin, paraben, or petroleum products and is non-irritating. I find it a bit too thick to feel completely natural vaginally, but it my favorite water-based lube for anal play. Safe, non-staining and hypoallergenic, Sliquid Gel is a great choice for those looking for a thicker water-based lubricant.
Thick & Cushiony, Water-Based, Glycerin & Paraben Free, Moisturizing
May require reapplication
Rating:
Published:December 12, 2011
I highly recommend this lube to anyone and everyone who is either interested in anal play or just prefers thicker formulas. It's remarkably smooth and needs little to no reapplication, even on nicely-sized pieces of "equipment". Your butt might learn to talk just so it can thank you for buying this product.
thick & cushioning; slick, smooth, silky, long-lasting; body-safe, hypoallergenic, organic, vegan
slightly bitter taste
Rating:
Published:December 10, 2011
Overall, a 5 star lube from Sliquid. It is safe for use with all toys, lasts a good amount of time, and isn't runny when it comes out of the bottle. It is also a healthy, vegan choice for the body, with no harmful chemicals or ingredients.
Gel form to stay put, water based, organic, discreet bottle
Hard to see remaining amount in bottle
Rating:
Published:December 09, 2011
The best water-based lubricant I have ever tried. It is thicker, longer lasting, leaves your skin feeling soft, and is not sticky feeling. Best of all, it's safe for sensitive skin, organic, and free of parabens and glycerin. No nasty chemicals to worry about, and since it is also tasteless and odorless you don't have to worry about getting any in your mouth. I also love Sliquid's packaging, very discreet, easy to use, and recyclable.
Hypoallergenic, thick, water-based, long lasting, glycerin and paraben free, not sticky or greasy.
None.
Rating:
Published:December 07, 2011
Sliquid Organics delivers a stay-put gel that emulates a woman's natural lubrication. This lube exceeded my expectations for water based lubricant. Sliquid Organics is my #1 for general use because it is safe and comfortable for a variety of different activities.
thick, no residue, compatible with silicone toys and anal play
small quantity, stiff bottle
Rating:
Published:November 20, 2011
There is really nothing I can say negative about this lubricant. It's a great go-to lubricant for anyone at all. But I especially recommend it for anything with sensitivity issues, needing an all-purpose lubricant to be compatible with all toy materials, or that balances a perfect thickness and smoothness. It is an all-around wonderful, sliquidy ride!
~ Organic, Vegan, Hypo-allergenic
~ Water-based
~ Perfect Viscosity
~ Not a Single One
Rating:
Published:November 15, 2011
After using this, I am completely sold on Sliquid. I can't wait to try the rest of their line. It's not to say I will like all of them as much as I like this one, but since the Organics Gel is awesome, I can't wait to try the rest.
Organic, long lasting, well packaged.
If it dries out, water will slick it back up again. Not great for male masturbation.
Rating:
Published:August 09, 2011
A few words that come to mind to sum this product up are:
Multi purpose- good for toys, anal sex, masturbation etc
Organic- yay for saving the environment
Safe- a HUGE pro about this, and perhaps the best reason to buy this lube would be that it is safe for you, the consumer. It features all sorts of ingredients to replace some of the " harmful" things sometimes put into other lubricants on the market.
Organic, smooth, silky, safe, over all good experience
A bit pricey- to be expected with organic stuff though.
Rating:
Published:April 28, 2011
It is a good slick lube, and if you are allergic to synthetics or just want to go organic it will do the trick for you. It is a bit pricey, but does the job adequately if you don't mind interrupting the action to slick it up again.
It is organic, light, odorless, and tasteless.
It seemed to dry very quickly and needed to be re-wetted frequently. It's rather pricey as lubes go.
Rating:
Published:March 29, 2011
Overall, Sliquid Organics is a lovely niche lubricant that should speak to the "green" sensibility. The ingredients are safe to ingest during oral fun and should be soothing to most due to its organic aloe content. It's quite expensive for a product that needs such frequent re-application, but I would recommend it to women with allergies or to anyone who cares about what is going into their mucous membranes.
Healthy ingredients, attractive packaging, earth-friendly, thick, no bad taste
Hard to get out of the bottle, may irritate very sensitive people, not great for anal, dries up
Rating:
Published:March 07, 2011
An excellent all-around water-based lube suitable for both masturbation and penetration. Easy clean-up and lack of glycerin and parabens make this an easy-to-use favourite.
Organic, Glycerin-free, Paraben-free, Water-based
Becomes sticky, Medicinal taste, Needs pump
Rating:
Published:February 12, 2011
I am really happy that I ordered this lubricant. As I try to live a more 'green' life, it is increasingly more important to me to support companies that hold similar ideals. The product feels good, smells good, and is guilt free. Even the bottle is recyclable. I am looking forward to a long relationship with this company and its products.
No animal testing
Organic
Smooth texture
bottle doesn't shut tightly
4.5 oz may be too small!
Rating:
Published:January 10, 2011
Sliquid Organics Gel lubricant is a great, thick all purpose water based lubricant. It's made with natural and organic ingredients and is free of things like glycerin and parabens that can cause irritation. This gel lubricant is long lasting and we haven't needed to reapply it when using it, which is always nice!
natural and organic, thick, long lasting
none..well ok maybe a pump would be nice!
Rating:
Published:September 04, 2010
Sliquid Gel Lubricant is Vegan and Certified Organic. It is a simple, clean, and mild lubricant. Lightly scented and natural feeling, Sliquid Gel Lubricant offers a natural feel in a bottle for the times a little help is needed.
Vegan, Organic, Glycerin and Paraben Free, Long Lasting, Feels Natural
None
Rating:
Published:August 04, 2010
I've never used another lube that is as good, and certainly nothing better. It feels great on my (very sensitive) skin, and works as well or better than most chemical lubes. And I don't worry about eating it, as it is all-natural, tasteless, and odorless. In short: perfect.
Hypo-allergenic, all natural, no taste or smell, works.
A bit pricier than some, but WELL worth it for me.
Rating:
Published:July 12, 2010
This is a healthy water based lube. It works good for vaginal play, though it's not ideal for anal. It stays quite viscous for being water based. I think this is a good lube for anyone who wants a body safe lube for intercourse or vaginal play only. If anal is in your repertoire than find something else.
Stylishly classy bottle, healthy, works well with silicone toys.
Primary ingredient is not organic, uncomfortable for anal.
Rating:
Published:April 12, 2010
Price:
$14.99
Intimate Organics Hydra
Water based
Not bad, but I would say it is a fragrant basic lube. If you like your lube to smell, but not a flowery one, then you might want to try this out!
Nice texture
Nice smell
Strong smell
Might explode (on a plane)
Rating:
Published:April 15, 2013
This is a great ,natural, water based lube. It has a natural feeling that is similar to your own secretions and is long lasting. It was easy to clean up and use. There is no need to constantly reapply either! If you don't have a staple for a water lube then I would recommend giving this a try!
Long lasting, easy to apply, natural feeling, organic, vegan
Faint scent, doesn't taste amazing
Rating:
Published:August 23, 2012
Great lube for silicone toys. Long lasting and feels smooth and wet. Doesn't dry out and is organic and safe for your body.
-Moist
-Long lasting
-Silicone friendly
-Latex condom friendly
-Organic
-Only need a little
-Nicer bottling to be more appealing
Rating:
Published:June 13, 2012
Hydra is a great organic lubricant for those looking for more "green" options in the bedroom or just looking for something containing only natural ingredients. It lasts a fair amount of time for intercourse but for me the smell was just too strong and floral.
Organic, glycerin-free, long lasting
Smell
Rating:
Published:January 29, 2012
I was disappointed. I was hoping for a more pleasant smell of aloe and lemongrass. This smells more like a medicine chest. It'll do in a pinch, but there are definitely better lubes out there.
it's a lube
it's a stinky lube
Rating:
Published:July 16, 2011
Price:
$14.99
Soothe anti-bacterial lubricant
Anal lubes
While this Vegan lubricant is made of organic material, it is best used for male masturbation or anal sex because it contains glycerin. However, it also contains aloe, which can help soothe skin. This may be good for those who find anal sex typically uncomfortable. Be sure to reapply as needed, though, as this lubricant doesn't last as long as intended.
Travel-safe bottle, made with organic material, contains aloe, Vegan.
Contains glycerin, somewhat sticky, not as long-lasting as hoped.
Rating:
Published:April 05, 2013
Soothe is one of my favorite Intimate Organics products. It's an excellent anal lubricant, which is what it is designed for, but it's great at everything else too. It's organic formula makes it very safe for the body. It's thickness also make it stay put and it's easy to clean up.
Long lasting, Stays put, Great ingredients, Organic, Thick
The rose smell - for some
Rating:
Published:November 23, 2012
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Price:
$9.99
Volume: 2.5 fl.oz.
Select volume
JO H2O cool anal lubricant
Water based
The item I would say is worth it for the price, especially if you would like to try the cooling sensation that it has. My boyfriend finds the cooling sensation to be interesting. It's not fabulous or anything of that nature, but interesting to use. My preference is that I wouldn't be buying it again, since I still have a whole bottle I purchased a year ago.
Cooling sensation, nice bottle, easy to store
Needs to be thicker, and have a smaller spout for pouring
Is a little greasy and oily
Rating:
Published:March 19, 2013
Don't let the simple bottle fool you! This lube has some tricks up its sleeve (figurative sleeve that is)! Somehow JO has taken a water-based lube and made it thick enough to be used regularly for anal. Have you ever bought the "for her" lubricants? While male lubricants often focus on warming, more and more female lubricants are focused on cooling. That being said, this lubricant isn't marketed toward women, but it should be!
Made in the USA
Cooling/Tingling Sensation
Easy Cleanup
Non Staining
Parabens
Requires Reapplication
Can Become Tacky
Rating:
Published:September 26, 2012
Price:
$9.99
Flavor: Cherry
Select flavor
Anal lube
Anal lubes
I have been very happy with this lube, because it can be used in many different ways and does not dry up. Although this was my first anal lube, I am definitely sticking by this one.
Thick, don't need to re-apply, many different uses
Hard to get out of the bottle
Rating:
Published:March 17, 2013
This is a good lube for anal. The smell is pleasant and hides some possible smells associated with anal sex.
Great consistency for anal. Nice scent.
Not very long lasting, not good for use in a shower, and it feels sticky when it dries.
Rating:
Published:December 15, 2012
This product may be cheap but I must say it's worth every penny. There are high priced lubes that have nothing on this one, try it out.
Smells good
Not too greasy
Great for first timers
No cons
Rating:
Published:August 03, 2012
This product is absolutely amazing. It's super long lasting and does its job. I would buy it again in a heart beat. I like it so much that I may even try the scented version! This lube has redeemed lubes in my eyes when I'd honestly come to hate them. I'd suggest this to anyone.
Long lasting, stays where you want it, can be used with any toy material
Bad taste, some may dislike scent
Rating:
Published:July 21, 2012
This product is worth the value it is priced at. I am very happy with this buy and will for sure buy this again, maybe even in the cherry scent.
Works great, Unscented, Slippery, Smooth, Slick, Cheap, Thick
Difficult to re-apply, Packaging makes it hard to pour
Rating:
Published:July 13, 2012
Really enjoyed this product as a couple... I really enjoyed this product because I have had so many issues with other items in the past and I am not sensitive at all to this product! If you have issues like this with other lubes you should try this ladies cause I was to the point of giving up because we could no find anything but this that didn't cause an irritation.
Nice texture, last longer than other lubes, not sensitive to this product at all, great for couples.
Needs a better bottle it is hard at times to squeeze out.
Rating:
Published:June 14, 2012
This is a fabulous anal lube and works well on silicone toys. If you have sensitive skin like I do then this should work just fine. I highly recommend this.
Really greases well!
Bottle can be difficult to use.
Rating:
Published:June 06, 2012
If you're looking for some gimmicky, bells-and-whistles lube, this might not be what you want. But as a straightforward, reliable lube that always gets what you want into wherever you want it, this product should be a mandatory part of every person's accessory collection.
thick, long-lasting, highly effective
can get a bit messy (but sex should be anyway),
odd taste
Rating:
Published:May 14, 2012
This water-based lube stays where you apply it, and will last longer than you do! I recommend that everyone try this at least once, it's a great buy!
Long lasting, Stays where applied, Non sticky, Not messy at all
Lube is hard to get out of the bottle.
Rating:
Published:December 20, 2011
It's definately not an allstar lube but it performs well enough by itself and is a great tool for mixing up your own custom lube.
Slick
Doesn't Evaporate
Mixes Well
Too Thick
Rating:
Published:December 11, 2011
This lube stay where you place it and lasts your whole play session. It isn't sticky and cleans up in no time.
Stays where you put it, non sticky!
Non-discreet bottle
Rating:
Published:November 30, 2011
If you want lube, look else where. If you want Jello with a so called "cherry" flavor and would like to pig wrestle with a bottle, then look no further!
Longevity, Won't Run
Scent/Flavor, Bottle Design, Too Thick
Rating:
Published:September 21, 2011
Pretty basic anal lube that does the job. Not fancy, not high maintenance, just easy to use Anal Lube from California Exotics.
Inexpensive, simple, basic, easy to use, great for anal, lasts long time,
inexpensive, could have more flavors/scents.
Rating:
Published:August 26, 2011
This is another lube I would stay away from. We have tried so many lubes over the years. Too many to count. This is one that we just hated. We have tried to find a use for it, just to not have to toss it. But nothing we have tried makes this lube shine.
none I can think of
too thick, dries too quickly.
Rating:
Published:August 11, 2011
This is a product that has more than exceeded its shelf name. It is a great anal lube—easily the best water-based formula I have used.
-Thick
-Easy-to-clean
-Good design
-Well suited for anal
-Sometimes too thick
Rating:
Vroom:
Bee:
Published:July 22, 2011
Great product that does not give you that sticky feeling. It is thick it lasts a long time, with a pleasant, light, sweet taste. Can be used for anal penetration, vaginal penetration, and oral sex. It is made in the USA. The bottle won't leak or spill. I am definitely going to buy it again.
thick, slippery, pleasant taste and smell, multiple uses,
Difficult to get the last bit of lube out due to the way it dispenses, lack of flavor choices
Rating:
Published:June 29, 2011
I love my Cal Ex Anal Lube and even though it's a cheaper priced lube it doesn't compromise on quality.
Texture
Thickness
Price
Contains Glycerin
Can be hard to get out of the bottle
Rating:
Published:April 11, 2011
This is the perfect product for the specified use. I highly recommend this. It is a wonderful product that I refuse to run out of.
Sufficient lubricant for a naturally dry area, Long lasting, Easy clean up
Only down side is the thickness leading to slow dispensing
Rating:
Published:January 20, 2011
There are likely better lubes out there, but Anal Lube does what it needs to do for a fair price. I'd recommend this lube for anyone wishing to use a safe lubricant and who is on a budget.
Effective lubricant, good price for the quantity
Bottle can make it difficult to get lube out once it becomes at least half-empty
Rating:
Published:January 17, 2011
This is a really smart purchase for a small amount of lube that will last a long time and be really easy to apply in a clean manner. This is a great value.
Thick, Easy to apply, Lasts a long time, Feels amazing for everyone involved
Packaging is rather atrocious, Can't get the lube out after two thirds of the lube is used.
Rating:
Published:January 03, 2011
While System Jo is my go-to lube, when I am in need of a thicker option I reach for the Cal Exotics Anal Lube. I tend to use this lube when I am really looking for a good stretch, especially when I am working up to a larger toy. This is also amazing to use in the shower with silicone toys, as it will not wash away as fast as thinner water-based lubes
Thick and long lasting, and the cherry scent smells amazing. Awesome in the shower.
Contains potential allergens, taste might turn some off
Rating:
Published:December 15, 2010
This product is great for sex or for toys. It's long lasting lubricant will ensure a pleasurable experience without any discomfort.
makes anal sex pleasurable and comfortable
Can be hard to squeeze out when it runs low.
Rating:
Published:November 21, 2010
Though it has an unimaginative and hilariously straightforward name, Anal Lube is quite serious in its performance. For such an amazingly inexpensive product, this lube is extremely long-lasting and provides a wonderfully slippery coating to effectively "grease your gears" for a fun and smooth ride. Faced with an empty bottle of this lube, I was PRETTY PLEASED to order another one!
Lusciously thick and rich, does not drip, safe for all toy materials, light cherry scent.
Glycerin, propylene glycol, a formaldehyde-releaser, & parabens may aggravate allergies.
Rating:
Published:October 31, 2010
It's condom friendly, it's silicone friendly, and not only is it butt friendly, but it's also vagina friendly! The thick water based formula stays where you put it until you spread it around. You seriously can't go wrong with this lube.
Thick, and slick, Lasts a good amount of time, Sticky feeling doesn't really last long
Contains glycerins and parabens, Bottle isn't discreet in the least bit
Rating:
Published:August 11, 2010
This is a great water based anal lubricant. It stays where you apply it and creates a nice slippery coating. Easy to clean up after your done, and it wont stain clothes or sheets.
Thick texture, Easy clean up, Doesn't stain, Price, Stays in place, Doesn't dry out
Not discreetly packaged, Tastes like medication
Rating:
Published:July 08, 2010
A must for anyone who plays anally. I can't imagine using any other lube for such a use ever again. Goodbye KY! Hello Anal Lube!
Thick! Compatible with all toys (water based), stays on even in water.
Only one size bottle.
Rating:
Published:March 03, 2010
In summary, I would highly recommend this to anyone interested in trying anal sex or play, beginners or experienced users. Long lasting, effective and safe to use on toys. The perfect lube to make anal play comfortable and enjoyable.
Provides effective, long-lasting lubrication for anal play making it very comfortable.
The only improvement would be more flavors / scents.
Rating:
Published:February 19, 2010
If you are looking for the best anal lube ever, this is it! I would suggest anyone experienced, intermediate, or a beginner to buy this if you intend to have anal penetration!
A little goes a long way, easy to wash off, feels great!
Difficult to squeeze out!
Rating:
Published:February 02, 2010
I would highly recommend this to anyone looking for a excellent anal lubricant. And believe me I've tried enough of them to say that it is probably the best out there.
Thick, Slick, lasts a long time, very reasonably priced
Contains glycerin, hard to dispense
Rating:
Published:December 31, 2009
I recommend this lube whenever anyone asks me for recommendations. It has worked very well for both anal and vaginal play. We are very happy with this product and have purchased it on many occasions.
Excellent consistency and lubricating properties.
Non-greasy / Non-sticky
The bottle is not very discrete.
It was a little thick when dispensing.
Rating:
Published:December 27, 2009
This anal lube is a must have for anyone into anal toy play or intercourse. It is an affordable price and the bottle will go a long way. Its jelly like consistency makes anal entry easier and more comfortable. It also smells amazing! If you like to perform anal oral... this is not the best for that. It tastes disgusting.
Great price, smells amazing! Easy to use spill-proof bottle, makes anal play easy and painless.
Tastes horrible.
Rating:
Published:December 10, 2009
No anal enthusiast should be without this product. A little goes a long way and being water-based (condom friendly), saliva reactivates it if it starts to lose it's lubricating quality.
Thick, long lasting, no odor, and priced right.
None.
Rating:
Published:May 30, 2009
I highly recommend this one. It is very thick and lasts a very long time. You get your money's worth with this one.
Very thick, stays a long time, easy to remove.
You have to be completely dry or it won't work as well.
Rating:
Published:March 05, 2009
Price:
$11.99
Jelle
Anal lubes
Another awesome product from Wicked! Jelle is marketed as an anal lube, but this fabulous lube could be used for anything you need lube for. With a long list of positive features, and no negatives to speak of, you should add this to your toy box!
--Smooth and Silky
--Latex Safe
--Long Lasting
--No Slurpy Sounds
--Feels Natural
--None
Rating:
Published:March 09, 2013
What's silicone's best friend? Water-based lube, of course! What's anal play's best friend? Silicone lube. In a tragic, star-crossed fate that seems like it's not meant to be, Wicked Jelle comes along and marries some of the best qualities of silicone-based lube with the comfort and versatility of a water-based.
Smooth, thick, does not get sticky
Tastes horrible
Rating:
Published:December 01, 2012
Wicked Jelle isn't your typical "jelly" lubricant; it is much, much nicer. This lube is super slick (almost feeling like silicone), thick, and lasts longer than your average water based lubricant. It isn't sticky or tacky like you would think since it is a gel lube. It's pretty nice stuff!
Water based
Long lasting
Glycerin free
Super slick
None
Rating:
Published:September 12, 2012
Price:
$9.99
Moist anal lube
Anal lubes
With no smell or sticky feeling, you can relax and enjoy pure anal pleasure. It lasts longer than needed, and you only have to use a small amount. I will be ordering this again.
No smell or taste, Long lasting, Not sticky
Dispenser is a little messy.
Rating:
Published:February 27, 2013
It's nice for anal play and has a good price. It's not very discreet, but I would recommend this product. Overall, a very nice product for anal play.
It's nice for anal play, and good price for how much you get.
It gets kind of sticky, and needs to be applied a couple of times.
Rating:
Published:January 21, 2013
This item is worth spending your money on; you won't be disappointed. It works how it is supposed to for anal pleasure.
Water-based
Easy to use
No smell
Not discreet
Rating:
Published:November 17, 2012
I loved it and would purchase again and again. I have recommended it to a couple of friends and they have also bought and loved the product.
Nice and thick for the purpose it's meant for.
The dispenser is a little hard to use if your fingers or hands get a little slippery.
Rating:
Published:October 30, 2012
Overall this is a good water based anal lubricant. It makes things nice and easy, but may be too runny for some. You get a decent sized bottle for the price and it can be used for more than just anal play.
Works nicely for anal play, decent sized bottle for the price, easy to use pump top.
The bottle isn't discreet at all, gets sticky, needs to be reapplied often.
Rating:
Vroom:
Bee:
Published:July 26, 2012
Overall, this is a great product. I would definitely recommend it for first timers looking for an easy to use anal lube that is not too stick and not too thin, as well as recommending for the more experienced.
Great packaging
Long lasting
Nice consistency
Not discreet
Would be nice if it came flavored
Rating:
Published:April 17, 2012
The Moist anal lube from Pipedream is a must for those who use thicker lubes, whether it be for anal play or other types of play. It is slick and thick without being too sticky. I am a beginner at anal play and I *love* this lube for all my anal play needs.
Thick, slick, almost tasteless/scentless
Doesn't come in a bigger bottle
Rating:
Published:March 06, 2012
Moist Anal Lube is water-based, feels good and lasts a long time. And it won't stain you, your clothes or your bedding. What's not to love about that?
Slick, long-lasting, odorless, mess-free.
Bottle gets very slippery after use
Rating:
Published:January 29, 2012
For men and women, this anal lubricant is great whether you're a beginner or expert. It cleans up great, lasts long and has virtually no down sides.
Cheap, lasts long, odorless, perfect consistency
possibly not vegan, not fit for vaginal
Rating:
Published:December 06, 2011
This is one of the better Anal Lubes I have used and it lasts longer than most. The sticky feeling is a quick fix if you don't mind a little spit being added to the mix. It's nice and thick so it does not run all over the place when you apply it. I would tell everyone interested in anal play to grab a bottle of this lube!
Thick, Longer lasting and easy to clean with no stains.
Still gets sticky after some time, hard to hide with the lable.
Rating:
Published:October 07, 2011
Moist anal lube is definitely a 'must have' for those who participate in anal play regularly. It's a thick, water-based lubricant that really gets the job done. Moist anal lube has no scent and hardly any taste. It is also condom safe and can be used with all toy types! It's a great item to have on hand for all your anal needs, though you may find it too sticky for your other lube needs.
Thick
Water-based
Condom safe
No scent
Primarily an anal lube
Can get sticky after awhile
Rating:
Published:August 12, 2011
This is a great lube to have as a backup or to use for anal sex or masturbation. I don't think I'd personally use it for vaginal penetration, just because the frothiness it creates is somewhat offputting.
-water-soluble
-no scent, light taste
-aloe vera is soothing
-lube that gets frothy is kind of weird
-can get sticky over time
Rating:
Published:July 11, 2011
This easy dispensing water-based lube is great for anal play. Long lasting and flavor free, it leaves no stains and gets the job done.
Thick formula, great dispenser, and gentle water-base.
Too thick for anything but anal.
Rating:
Published:June 21, 2011
Moist Anal Lube is a medium-thick water-based lubricant in a pump bottle. It's not greasy, it's long-lasting, and has no smell. Check the ingredient list if you've got sensitivities.
No smell, pump bottle, long-lasting.
Pump bottle, ingredient list.
Rating:
Published:May 19, 2011
Price:
$5.99
Anal lube medium density
Although this product is made by Evolved Novelties, the quality is not what I would have expected from them. It contained Parabens and Glycerin and made suspicious looking stains on my sheets. Although the size is great for travel and a little bit goes far, it is a little slick and watery and does not work with the textures of a lot of toys. I would suggest this lube to those who are fans of the liquidy slickness, as long as they are aware its ingredients.
Thin
Slippery
Easy to Clean Off
Contains Parabens and Glycerin
Suspicious Looking Spills
Rating:
Published:January 31, 2013
This is a nice, slick lube that doesn't drip all over the place or get sticky. A small amount of it will go a long way and last a long time, especially since you don't need to keep stopping to reapply it.
It's very slick and you need to use far less of it than other lubes. It doesn't get sticky or burn.
The container it comes in is not discreet and I don't like the snap top.
Rating:
Published:November 02, 2012
Looking for a great anal lube? Why not try Anal Lube? The use is in the name! This is a water-based lube that has the silky, long lasting feel of a silicone lube. It's easy to clean up, easy to store, and doesn't stain. It's also odor free and comes in a leak free bottle.
Slick, not sticky, feels like silicone, no smell, great for anal.
Non-discreet bottle, no flavor.
Rating:
Published:September 28, 2012
This anal lube would have performed well if I had not had an allergic reaction to the lube. It's a good value for the price and has good texture and viscosity. I am giving this product 3 stars because it is not great for those with sensitive skin and because the label on the bottle is a little ridiculous and flashy.
Reasonable price, good texture and viscosity.
Had an allergic reaction. Not good for those allergic to parabens or with sensitive skin.
Rating:
Published:September 25, 2012
Price:
$9.99
Volume: 3.6 fl.oz.
Select volume
Uranus water based lube
Anal lubes
Uranus made me an avid anal sex fan, and is much more comfortable and long-lasting than other water-based lubes. Without Uranus I'd probably still be wary of anal sex. Uranus is hypoallergenic, thick, and compatible with condoms and all toys, making it the go-to #1 lube I have ever used.
Smooth
Medium viscosity
Reapplication not necessary
Makes sex more comfortable
Long-lasting
None
Rating:
Published:January 11, 2013
This lube is out of this world! Though it's marketed as an anal lubricant, the possibilities are nearly endless! Whether you're playing with your partner or going at it on your own, this lube meets all expectations. Its long lasting and non-staining formula make this a great addition to your intimate play. It does contain glycerin, but if you don't have a sensitivity to that, then this lube is a wonderful option!
Thicker water base, compatible with all toy materials, non-staining, long lasting.
Contains glycerin.
Rating:
Published:October 28, 2012
If you're looking for a new, pretty discrete/unassuming bottle of lube for anal play, I'd definitely recommend this one. It has no scent, easily cleans up, and a great price for a large amount, so I'd say it's a no brainer!
Thin, doesn't need much reapplication, easy to clean.
Thin, which might be a con for some.
Rating:
Published:October 25, 2012
Price:
$12.99
Volume: 2.5 fl.oz.
Select volume
JO personal anal lubricant
Anal lubes
If you're looking for a great lube and well worth the price look no more. Highly recommend this one for all your sexual needs.
Can use sparingly, feels silky smooth.
Cannot find anything wrong with this product.
Rating:
Published:November 25, 2012
I would recommend this product to anyone. I'm so impressed with JO in general. I doubt I'll be changing to anything else now that I have this. It's safe, doesn't cause any irritation, smooth, and exactly what you would be looking for in a quality product
Pros would have to be latex safe and how long it lasts without being reapplied
I don't have any cons!
Rating:
Published:October 29, 2012
In all, this lube is great. It comes in an easy to use bottle (the only packaging we like better is the pump style), it seals up nicely to keep the drawer clean, and comes in a healthy 8 oz size package. Yum. This stuff is going to last forever, while fucking, and while in the drawer.
long lasting, great packaging, waterproof
tougher to clean than water based lubes
Rating:
Published:February 26, 2012
Bottomline: I experienced the most awesome orgasms that I've ever had whilst using lube when using this product. It makes the experience last longer and feel 100x better. If you are willing to invest in a genuinely premium lube, THIS IS THE ONE! It is worth the price, an then some.
Excellent smooth feel; not sticky nor greasy, and very clean feeling. A little goes a long way!
Nothing I can think of, just the difficulty to clean up.
Rating:
Published:December 01, 2008
System JO Personal Anal Lubricant is a good silicone lubricant. It contains good ingredients. It is great for many lube applications (including vaginal sex) and feels more natural than some thicker lubricants. I have been satisfied but not overjoyed with its use in anal activities. It should not generally be used with silicone toys because it may react with the material.
Decent silicone ingredients, stays slick, doesn’t gum up
Not thick enough for great anal play
Rating:
Published:August 28, 2008
This "premium" anal lube feels pretty standard to me. I found that I need to reapply often and it is thinner than I like in an anal lube. Anal sex hurt when I used this, so I wouldn't recommend this lube for anal play.
Hygienic, washes off easily
Dries up fast, very watery, not slick enough to keep anal penetration from being painful
Rating:
Published:August 13, 2008
Price:
$41.99
Uranus silicone based lube
A good silicone-based lube is essential for every bedroom. Uranus fills that need nicely with an inexpensive, long-lasting smooth lubrication for not just anal sex, but handjobs and vaginal sex too. Don't expect a super-lube, this one is pretty typical as far as silicone lubes go. As usual, do not combine this lube with silicone toys as it will degrade the toy. Finally, the smooth bottle will become hard to handle if you let the lube coat the bottle.
Silky smooth, long-lasting, affordable
Bottle gets slick, not compatible with silicone toys
Rating:
Published:November 21, 2012
The Uranus Silicone Based Lubricant made by Wet Lubricants really got the job done when it involved penetration of any kind. This product is made to be used anally, which works marvelously, but can also be used vaginally. You can use this lubricant also for masturbation. It has extremely good ingredients that moisturize, which makes my girly bits pretty happy. Uranus will be happy with Uranus! You can giggle a little.
Velvety, smooth, orgasmic, silicone based, never greasy or sticky.
Bottle is a little small.
Rating:
Published:November 04, 2012
This is an excellent quality lubricant that I wholeheartedly recommend. It has all of the features you want in a silicone lubricant and none of the ones you don't. It does not irritate the skin and is very long lasting. You will not be disappointed.
Slick.
Long-lasting.
Not sticky.
Paraben-free
Nothing!
Rating:
Published:November 02, 2012
Price:
$14.99
Astroglide X silicone lubricant
I think this is an acceptable product, but nothing amazing jumps out about it. The price is acceptable, but you might get a larger volume for the same cost in another product.
Cap stays closed unlike other silicone lubricants I own.
It can stain sheets, but all the silicone lubricants I use does.
Rating:
Published:November 07, 2012
This item is definitely the bee's knees. If you haven't tried it, I think you should definitely add it to your shopping cart NOW! Take my advice ladies and gents, she will be begging for more!
great lube all around
could be a little bigger and maybe cheaper
Rating:
Bee:
Published:April 30, 2012
There is nothing that exciting or a "wow" factor. It's lube. Not anything special. It does last for a long time and does not need to be reapplied. It can get a bit messy and seems to stain sheets for a couple washes at least. I would recommend it if you're looking for a silicone based lube for shower sex or if you do not want to keep reapplying water based lube.
long-lasting, slick
can't use with some toys
Rating:
Published:January 19, 2012
I was really frustrated that this just felt so *gross*. It was disgusting and uncomfortable and when I decided I'd had enough it wouldn't even come off.
Made my hands soft, never comes off if you wanna do it in a pool or something.
Everything, except for the part where it made my hands soft.
Rating:
Published:October 29, 2011
With some exceptions, this is just not a great lubricant. We use this lube for certain situations, but it is not our everyday lube. The lube is very oily, greasy, and difficult to wash off. There are better silicone lubes for the same money.
Lasts a long time, good in certain uses
Oily, greasy, very difficult to wash off
Rating:
Published:September 11, 2011
Price:
$12.99
Toyfluid
Water based
A great lubricant for penetration, but Toyfluid just isn't quite enough for me. It certainly doesn't measure up to my favorites: Aqua, Liquid Silk and Maximus. It's lacking in some ways, but also has great qualities as long as you need a lubricant just for penetration, and not for things like clitoral massaging. Toyfluid dries too quickly, and isn't enough for a good foreplay session.
Great for simple penetration.
Ingredients aren't awful.
No residue.
Dries quickly.
Doesn't do the trick for long clitoral stimulation.
Too thin/watery.
Rating:
Published:September 12, 2012
I feel that for the money this lubricant is worth using with the only draw back found being the early break down. I would tell my friends to try this with all their toys and condom play.
Very slick and nice to the touch, easy to use pump, easy to travel with.
It seems to break down after the body heat and not very extended play.
Rating:
Published:May 29, 2012
If you're looking for a lube that will last, isn't expensive, and works with any toy then the Toy Factory Toyfuid brand is for you.
Water based, A little goes a long way.
None
Rating:
Published:May 08, 2012
This seems to be a great all around lube, but since I have a severe reaction to Glycerin (and did not read the ingredients before using), it is not one I will be using any longer. It has a nice glide to it, stays in place pretty well and is easy to remove. However, if you are allergic or have a reaction to Glycerine--this product will give you fire crotch!!
Nice glide.
Stays in place.
Compatible with all toy materials.
HIGH AMOUNT OF GLYCERIN
Rating:
Published:January 23, 2012
Feels natural, fantastic for couples or solo use! The fact that it's compatible with most (if not all) toy materials is fantastic! This lube can be used for anything and everything. Quite versatile.
Silky, water based, and compatible with silicone toys.
The taste is meh. Can dissolve quickly.
Rating:
Published:December 23, 2011
This is an excellent lube for almost anyone who needs some assistance during a hand job or vaginal sex. This does contain glycerin, so those who are sensitive to this should steer clear of this product.
Good for hand jobs and vaginal sex, minimal taste, no scent, can last for about one session of sex
Glycerin, not thick enough for anal
Rating:
Published:December 11, 2011
It doesn't stain, smell, have a color or a taste. It is very hypoallergenic, easy to dispense and does not get sticky at all.
No scent, taste or stickiness!
Dissipates rather quickly.
Rating:
Published:November 06, 2011
The bottom line is that we will be looking for another lube. Overall, Toyfluid is great, just not for us. Due to how thin the lube is, it doesn't last as long as we would like.
Smooth, easy application
Wish it lasted a bit longer
Rating:
Published:September 20, 2011
I am really glad that I gave toyfluid a try, it provides a stellar hand job and at the price vs amount it tops some higher priced competitors.
Price, Consistency, Lasts a long time, Perfect for hand jobs
Leaves you slightly sticky
Rating:
Published:September 18, 2011
Toyfluid is a very nice and very natural water-based lubricant. It has no taste or smell, and is both condom and toy safe. It is definitely one of our favorites to use with silicone toys! The thin, slightly watery texture is perfect if you're looking for a natural, slippery and non-sticky lubricant.
Water-based
No smell or taste
Natural feel
Condom and toy safe
Glycerin
Rating:
Published:August 17, 2011
This is a nice water-based lube that is great to use during sex or with toys, especially silicone ones. It has a handy pump dispenser for ease of application, and the bottle is discreet enough to be left out on your nightstand. It contains glycerin, which some people may have reactions to.
Compatible with all materials, Inexpensive, pump top
Sticky, Bitter tasting, Contains glycerin
Rating:
Published:July 25, 2011
Toyfluid is a toy-friendly lubricant that provides exactly the right kind of slickness, lending a silky, natural feel that will enhance any number of intimate activities. Packaged in a stylish, discreet bottle with a handy pump dispenser, this is water-based lubricant at its finest.
Compatible with any toys, condom-safe, discreet packaging, pump dispenser, natural feel.
Becomes sticky when dry, contains glycerin.
Rating:
Published:July 21, 2011
I am very satisfied with this lubricant. If you're looking for a simple, no-frills lubricant that does not have any "extra" features such as flavor or warmth, this will definitely work for you. Especially for girls who wish to use it for toys- water-based lubes are the best!
Very wet!
Easy to clean up
Awesome bottle
Personally, good flavor is always a plus
Rating:
Published:March 21, 2011
This item was definitely worth it. It held up during sex and made my bullet glide all over my body much smoother than when I don't use it. I definitely will be buying a bigger bottle of this.
Use with toys and during sex. Made my pussy feel very silky and smooth.
There were no cons.
Rating:
Published:December 03, 2010
If you own silicone toys, this is a lube well worth considering, as it actually improves the performance of some toys.
The best lube available for silicone toys. Long lasting and effective.
Ingredients might raise issues for some -- read the label.
Rating:
Published:October 15, 2010
Toyfluid feels natural, has no smell or taste and comes in a sleek, travel-friendly, discreet packaging. Good water-based lube for toys that are incompatible with other lubes. Excellent lube for a woman who doesn't need much lubrication and has no problem making enough of her own. Unfortunately, that woman isn't me.
Feels natural, no smell or taste, great packaging, reactivates with water
Runny, can be messy, too thin, sticky when dry, contains glycerin
Rating:
Published:October 08, 2010
Toyfluid is a quality water based lube made by a well-known company. While I do occasionally have reactions to glycerin, I didn't with this product. It's slick, and mostly body safe. Doesn't flake or get sticky. Reactivates and washes off easily. Over all, this is a really great lube.
feels real, blends in, doesn’t get sticky, reactivates easily, doesn’t flake
Sketchy ingredients that probably aren't actually
sketchy. I just suck at science.
Rating:
Published:August 20, 2010
Toyfluid lubricant is among the best water based lubricants I have tried. FunFactory toys are often silicone and so they created a lube safe for their toys. It is water based, but has the performance of silicone based lubes. It works well for sex as well.
No smell/taste, long lasting, good for toys and sex, slick like silicone but is water based
NONE!
For some: contains glycerin
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Published:May 23, 2010
Toyfluid is a slick, long lasting water based lubricant. It is by far the best water base I have found on the market. Toyfluid is ideal for men and women seeking a non-tacky water base lubricant for use with their sex toys. It does contain glycerin, but is L Arginine, petro chemicals, and paraben free.
slick, long lasting, L Arginine free, petro chemicals free, paraben free
contains glycerin
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Published:May 13, 2010
A great product for someone who wants one lubricant that does it all and is easy to clean up. Also very affordable for the amount you get.
Safe to use on all toys and with condoms, doesn't irritate skin, easy to clean up.
None.
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Published:April 04, 2010
All in all, this is a wonderful lubricant that I recommend highly for body massages as well as clitoral stimulation, vaginal penetration or even handjobs. However, it did not pass the consistency test for me; when it came to anal this lubricant was not too thin to reduce friction. If you're looking for the perfect anal lube, this is not it.
Compatible with condoms, works with all toy materials, paraben-free, doesn't stain, silky smooth.
Contains glycerin, too thin for comfortable anal sex in my experience.
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Published:October 14, 2009
Toyfluid from Fun Factory stands out above the rest, when close to 80% of lubricants fail this little lady! With a long list of things that normally disqualify a lube from ever being used again, Toyfluid makes the grade with an even longer list of pros!
Thick & silky, no smell or taste, water based, use with toys, condoms or alone, washes easily.
Does not last long during anal intercourse, not great in a wet environment (like shower).
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Published:August 20, 2009
ToyFluid is great with any toy, or a partner. It makes a great investment, as it doesn't cost much; more than cheaper lower quality lubes, and is like a bottle of pure luxury.
Safe for all toys, slippery, long-lasting.
None that I can find at the moment.
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Published:June 18, 2009
Toyfluid is a terrific choice for any type of sex toy. It remains slick for an extended period of time without the need for reapplication, mixing beautifully with one's natural lubrication.
Slick, slippery, long lasting with no odd odor or taste.
Must be washed off as it gets tacky on skin once it does dry.
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Published:March 20, 2009
Fun Factory's Toyfluid lubricant is an amazingly slick and slippery product that lasts and lasts on a single application. It is water based, so compatible with all materials, and easy to clean up after use. This is definitely one of the best lubes for toy-play that I've tried!
Incredibly slippery and long-lasting, water based, cleans up easily
Better suited to toy play than people play
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Published:August 05, 2008
Price:
$21.99
Hathor Aphrodisia lubricant lickeurs
Hathor's Aphrodisia lubricant lickeur is a welcome addition to any kind of oral play, providing delightful slickness and a complex taste for anyone who's looking for a safe (and vegan, for that matter) flavored lubricant with natural ingredients. This is now one of our bedroom staples!
A sophisticated, tasty enhancement to any form of oral play!
Safe, but not necessarily optimal for penetration.
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Published:August 17, 2012
Overall, I think this is a great product. It smells good, tastes good, and can be used as lube, massage oil, or even for skincare in the shower. I personally couldn't stomach the really strong scent of the product itself, but others may find it to be more pleasant.
Multiple uses, good taste and smell, easy to clean up, subtle appearance
Somewhat expensive, smell is very strong, doesn't stay slick for very long
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Published:January 06, 2012
This lube is decadent and sensual. It makes oral sex an incredible joy to receive and give. It's like nothing you've ever had before!
Tastes good, Smells good, Rubs in smoothly, Leaves skin soft, Smooth texture
Expensive, Absorbs quickly, Bottle is messy
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Published:June 13, 2011
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Price:
$9.99
Volume: 2.5 fl.oz.
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JO H2O warming anal lubricant
Anal lubes
If you're looking for a slick, long-lasting and manageable lubricant for anal play, look no further. However, be warned that not everyone may experience a warming effect.
Slick, thin, a little goes a long way, water-based
May not be warming, somewhat rigid container
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Published:July 28, 2012
This offers a slick, but not slimy experience for the user. The mildly viscus lube will coat anything and stay on. It is water based, so it is safe with all your toys. It offers a slight warming sensation that some may not notice. As a first timer to anal play, I would suggest it to others. If you have the money, go for it.
Water based, so safe with all toys.
Easy to clean.
Nice and slick.
Does not stain.
It will dry up when outside of the body.
It is a bit costly.
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Published:July 04, 2012
This lube wasn't a high performer. I think it is certainly adequate as a vaginal lube, but the need to re-apply left both of us less than excited about this one. As far as an anal lube, I'd keep shopping.
Water-based, easy cleanup, nice lube
No warming, needed to re-apply several times, probably not the best option for anal sex
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Published:May 12, 2012
Get nice slippery and warm sensations with only a few drops ...and best of all it is water based and safe to use with your favorite silicone toys!
Water based, little goes a long way, Not sticky or greasy
Bitter taste, stiff bottle
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Published:July 08, 2010
This lube is great! It's very slick and gentle, is absolutely toy and condom safe, has a gentle warming sensation, and doesn't get tacky when it starts to dry.
Toy and condom safe, doesn't get tacky.
Tastes terrible, doesn't last long in shower.
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Published:April 21, 2010
Just not what I expected from a 'warming' lubricant. Great in theory but a failure in practice. I always hope for the best but fear the worst and unfortunately there was nothing that could have made this product worse.
Not many... but it is wet.
Oily residue, dries quickly, runs to much, doesn't warm up much.
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Published:July 14, 2008