Get maxxx delay spray by Dr. Love Lubricants - review by anders

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And now my tongue feels funny...

This delay spray was terribly disappointing... but at least it tastes good. You know, only if you like black jelly beans though. If you don't, then I guess there are few redeeming qualities in this product.
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Pros:
Tastes like black jelly beans, Not exceptionally messy
Cons:
Doesn't have the desired effect, Numbs your tongue (or whatever)
Rating by reviewer:
2
useful review

Use

The Get MaXXX delay spray is used to delay ejaculation by spraying 2-4 times on the penis. What the packaging doesn't tell you is that it should be sprayed on the head of the penis, which is the most sensitive. Really this product is only something that can be used if you have a penis, so I'm recommending it for couples.

It could be used for masturbation in the event that you are one of those guys with an early finish and want to make your experience last a little longer.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Foreplay
    • Masturbation
    • Sex
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Penis

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

This spray absorbs quickly into the skin, so it is really hard to tell if it's slick or smooth, creamy or greasy. I think I'm going to have to say that, because of it's quick absorption rate, it is none of those. I can say that it doesn't leave any kind of sticky residue or anything, so that's a plus. It's pretty mess-free. Also, it's great that the spray absorbs quickly because no one really wants to stop what they're doing and wait a few minutes to be able to continue.

One of the main ingredients of this spray is glycerin, though, so I would suggest using caution if you are someone who is sensitive to glycerin.

Taste / Aroma

If you like black jelly beans, then you will certainly love the way this delay spray tastes. It's like a delicious combination of anise and clove. On the other hand, if you don't like black jelly beans, then you will certainly NOT love the way this delay spray tastes. Because it's like a disgusting combination of anise and clove.

It has relatively no smell at all, which is a plus. The only real downside (besides the horrible taste, if it is horrible to non-black-jelly-bean-loving people) is that because it has a numbing effect, it will numb your tongue. Or, at the very least, parts of your tongue. Though this in itself can be an interesting way to play with your significant other.
    • No smell
    • Strong taste

Performance

Okay, so here is the real sticking point. This delay spray did little delaying in the multiple uses I've managed to engage it in. This spray is meant to be applied to the head of the penis in order to prolong an erection. The idea is that it will cause a slight numbing sensation in the most sensitive part of the penis in order to keep the erection going. However, even after applied twice or even three times, it seemed that this spray just didn't hold up to my partner's goals (or really mine, for that matter). Either his penis is very determined, or the spray just couldn't cut it. I'm going with the latter.
    • Absorbs into skin nicely
    • Reapply often

Packaging

The Get MaXXX Power4Man delay spray comes in a cute little 7 fl. oz bottle with a spray top. It has a cap that clicks on the top, preventing accidental squirting or leaking. It arrived wrapped in a plastic bag and taped. Looked pretty discreet, but as it's relatively tiny, it's discreet anyway. The spray would be easy to travel with due to its size.
    • Does not leak
    • Easy to use / dispense
    • Travel friendly

Special Features

This delay spray, in theory, should do the exact opposite of increasing sensitivity. It's supposed to numb the head of the penis a little so that an erection can last longer. Unfortunately for me, it seemed to do little to quell the excitement of my boyfriend's penis. Maybe I'm just that good? I doubt it.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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Comments
  • ~LaUr3n~
    ~LaUr3n~  
    This is designed for sexual intercourse not oral lol. I would never want to put it in my mouth. i does taste bad i agree!
  • Danielle915
    Danielle915  
    Nice review!
  • mllebeauty
    mllebeauty  
    Thanks for mentioning the glycerin, very important for some people.
  • anders
    anders  
    Yeah, ~LaUr3n~, I know it's for intercourse... but I taste things, just in case!

    Can't ever be TOO cautious. If I hadn't tasted it, all those people who hate black jelly beans might have had a nasty surprise...
  • anders
    anders  
    Also, mllebeauty, you are so welcome. I try to keep allergies or intolerances in mind when I'm writing a review for that very reason!
  • evanovca
    evanovca  
    definitely good to know about the glycerine and the taste, that's a double no right there for me and my partner even if it was the best delay product ever in the universe.

    great review and funny, thanks!
  • Inappropriate
    Inappropriate  
    discontinued?!
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