Astroglide

Lubricant by BioFilm

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Astro-glue

Save your money. Spit is cheaper and works better. Astroglide turns into Astro-glue after just a couple minutes. It is fast to remove being water based and the most fun you will have with this product is whatever fun happens in the shower removing it.
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Pros:
Pretty bottle
Cons:
Sticky, awful taste, overall useless product.
Rating by reviewer:
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extremely useful review

Use

This was the biggest waste of money to-date I have spent on lube. If you are into a bit of pain with your pleasure then this is for you, because quite frankly, my man would have been better to have gone in dry. To be fair, it worked wonderfully for the first 2 minutes. From then on it was progressively more sticky. After 10 minutes we added more. When that too became sticky and awful feeling we gave up and went to shower, which lead to awesome shower sex, so I guess that is a plus.

I honestly can not think of a 'best situation' for this product, except perhaps as a glue on your children's next school project. One good thing is this product appears to be free of allergens and irritants. However, everybody is different. If this is your first time with the product, test a small patch first because nothing sucks more than having to stop your activities because your crotch is on fire.

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

This has consistancy of hair gel. It is very slick for about a minute than it becomes tacky. It has a habit of making a mess of its cap, much like a ketchup bottle does. The best thing is that being waterbased, a quick shower gets rid of the sticky icky residue it leaves behind once dry.
    • Sticky

Taste / Aroma

I can't say much to the taste because my tongue went numb almost the second this stuff hit it. It was bad, a bit like if you bite open a benedryl liqui-gel capsule. It has a very mild aroma, almost plastic like but this is only if you stick your nose right IN the bottle. Basic human scents overpower it instantly while in use.

Performance

The product lasts about 2 minutes in a useful state. As a tacky glue like mess, you could probably have it all night long. This stuff washes off wonderfully, you don't even really need soap to get rid of it. I suggest you use it anyway though. The best part of this is the bottle. It is very pretty to leave sitting on the nightstand with its curvy shape. In use the bottle has the same drawbacks as your typical bottle of ketchup, the lube squirts all over the lid if you are not careful. A damp rag will clean it right up though.
    • Gets sticky
Follow-up commentary
I still find this stuff useless, but my husband has a pocket pussy that he loves it in. So I guess it is a matter of taste and finding the right use, a tighter, more of a grip to the ride for male insertion toys seems to be that use.
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Comments
  • Geogeo
    Geogeo  
    thanks for the warning
  • Zandrock
    Zandrock  
    Thank you for the review
  • raffi
    raffi  
    "sticky" - that's exactly everything i needed to know! thank you
  • married with children
    married with children  
    thanks for sharing. my wife and I hated this lube.
  • Allstars316
    Allstars316  
    Thanks for the review!
  • CindyH
    CindyH  
    thanks for the review
  • xxxbluexxx
    xxxbluexxx  
    thanks for the review!
  • Becky Lee
    Becky Lee  
    Great review, thanks
  • JADE76
    JADE76  
    good review
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