Astroglide? I don't think so.

Astroglide is a popular lube that everyone seems to love, but not this chick! It's just too runny and watery for my tastes.
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Pros
cheap, easy to find, water-based.
Cons
runny, slippery, spills everywhere.
Rating by reviewer:
3
somewhat useful review
I have never really had a use for a lubricant since I am always naturally wet, but I have seen so many ads for Astroglide that I decided to try it out one night with a male friend. It didn't smell bad or taste bad, but the lube is really runny and slippery. It isn't greasy so that's good and we used it with a condom and didn't notice anything out of the ordinary. The Astroglide didn't get sticky either.

I squeezed the tiny bottle hard thinking I would only get a small amount out on his penis but it got all over the place and was a mess and we didn't have to reapply it all the time so that's a plus. He said it felt good during sex, but it almost made everything down there TOO wet if you catch my drift. I could hear how wet it all was everytime he went in and out.

I didn't notice any irritation or anything after we were done, and it wasn't that hard to clean off. All you really need is a washcloth and water. It did get everywhere on the bed though so we had to do laundry, but I'm glad to say the Astroglide stains came right out when we washed the sheets!

I haven't used this lube for anal sex because it just does not seem thick enough. But there is not anything that says you can't use it back there but you have to use a lot of it, and the more you use, the bigger mess you will make.

I have to rate Astroglide with 3 stars out of 5 because the mess just is not worth it in my book, though it is good to try if only because it's available everywhere for a decent price.
Experience
My experience with this lube wasn't a GREAT one but it isn't too bad if you like thinner, watery lubes.
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  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Masturbation
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
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  • Contributor: Blinker
    Nice first review! Welcome to Eden
  • Contributor: buzzvibe
    Welcome!
  • Contributor: kck
    Welcome to Eden!
  • Contributor: Misfit Momma
    I haven't tried this one but I have seen the ads too! I nearly made the same mistake of squeezing too much out with another lube recently! Welcome
  • Contributor: BadgersRose
    Excellent review.
  • Contributor: BlooJay
    Thx for the review!
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