Astroglide

Lubricant by BioFilm

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Astroglide - Not Quite the Ass-troglide I Had in Mind

Astroglide is a cheap lubricant, and you get what you pay for. It doesn't really work that well, tastes terrible, and gets everything sticky.
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Pros:
Affordable
Doesn't really have a smell
Cons:
Dries quickly
Gets sticky
Makes oral impossible
Reapplication is a drag
Rating by reviewer:
1
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Astroglide is a relatively affordable, water-based lubricant. Like everything else, it has pros and cons. Unfortunately, it's more cons than pros for me. First, let me just say, I like the silkiness of the product, during some acts, that silkiness quickly melts away and you're left with a slimy, wet mess, that turns into a sticky mess in no time. That stickiness leads to mad friction, which ultimately leaves the user feeling raw and uncomfortable.

It started with my husband, of course. We wanted to test new waters, and to do so we needed new lubricant. Astroglide was on sale at the local sex shop. We brought it home, and decided that it wasn't that great for what we were doing, namely, anal sex, it dries far too quickly, and maybe I'm sensitive, but it's my tush! With regular vaginal sex, we were in the same boat. It worked well, but dried too quickly, and we had to reapply so often, it was very annoying. Oral sex is impossible with this product. It tastes awful and made my mouth feel numb!

I decided I would try using it for masturbation. It works a little better. Actually, if you're already a little warmed up, and maybe a little moist, it works pretty well for the most part. Of course, when you're finished, you have to take a shower, otherwise you're left with a sticky downstairs, and that's pretty uncomfortable.

Another thing I noticed, and this might be a mild allergic reaction, Astroglide makes my genitals feel a little tingly, but in a good way. I guess my advice for use would be, expose it to air as little as humanly possible, otherwise, it will get sticky. I once got a sample for Astroglide's all natural lubricant, it's like night and day! I suggest using it instead!
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My Astroglide tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
    • Masturbation
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Genitals
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  • Chastity Darling
    Chastity Darling  
    Congrats on your first review
  • spiced
    spiced  
    Thanks for a great first review! I've used, and liked, Astroglide Natural, which doesn't have the glycerin and parabens this one has. But what we REALLY like now is Sliquid Organics Gel, which is all natural and works well for us for all the things we do.

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  • AmethystQueen
    AmethystQueen  
    Thanks! I'll put that on my Never Buy list.
  • married with children
    married with children  
    welcome to eden, thanks for sharing.
  • MrWishyWashy
    MrWishyWashy  
    Thank you!
  • bog
    bog  
    Thanks for your first review and welcome to Eden!
  • surreptitious
    surreptitious  
    Congratulations on writing your first review!
  • Hazeleyes2012
    Hazeleyes2012  
    Great review thank you!
  • Allstars316
    Allstars316  
    Thanks for the review!
  • PropertyOfPotter
    PropertyOfPotter  
    Thanks for the review! I'll be passing on this one!
  • Edeneve
    Edeneve  
    good first review.
  • princess22
    princess22  
  • CindyH
    CindyH  
    thanks for sharing
  • JADE76
    JADE76  
    thanks for review
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