My Secret Valentine tingle gele - sensual kit discontinued by Doc Johnson - review by dlw

PACKAGE:
This arrived in a cute little cardboard package with the free surprise hidden in an enclosed box in the bottom and the gele sat on top of that with a flap that wrapped around it and inserted into the box on the bottom. On the front of the package is a photo of a strawberry and 5 small hearts with My Secret Valentine Tingle Gele written on it. At the bottom of the package it shows a red bow around a present with a tag that says Free: Vibrating Surprise Inside! which makes you feel like you are getting a sweet surprise with your gele purchase.
On the back of the package, it says Won't you be my Valentine? with several heart shapes. The item looks like it is ready for you to give it to someone as a gift (no special bows needed).

GELE:
You will get a 2 oz. strawberry champagne flavored tingle gele. I think it smells and tastes a little bit like a cherry cough drop. It is a gele, so the consistency is like normal hair gele. The container has a 3" radius (meaning from the center of the jar to any edge is 1.5") and 1.5" deep from top of lid to the bottom. My brother has a small hair wax/paste that is about the same size. Two oz. means it is small enough to slip into a carry-on for a surprise on a trip if you travel with your partner.

BONUS:
This kit says it comes with one very secret vibrating surprise. This surprise is a one-time-use vibrating cock ring. It uses 1 cell battery which is included.

INGREDIENTS:
Water, Glycerin, Xanthan Gum, Flavor, Chondrus Crispus (carrageegan), Sodium Saccharin, Menthoxypropanediol, Sodium Hydroxide, Diazolidinyl, Urea, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Red 40. This product is Phthalates free, Hypo-allergenic, and Latex free.

EXPERIENCE: The gele at room temperature was cold at first contact. It is supposed to tingle. I think it was more of a cooling sensation. The gele seems to smell better once it touches the skin (it goes from more of a medicinal smell to a strawberry candy smell). If you were to take a bit of gele from the container and put it on your finger to taste, it isn't the best. However, after my boyfriend licked it off my skin and then kissed me, it oddly tasted more sweet and delicious. The gele is cold and wet, but not sticky. It didn't seem to stick to my skin in any place that my boyfriend missed to clean it off and would easily wash off in the shower or with a wet wash cloth. The gele itself is pink in color, but I didn't notice that it stained any clothing or sheets on my bed.

On the product is written that this item is sold as a novelty. It is pretty tame. Most likely, it won't get your heart racing, instead it might be for a couple who wants to try a little something different without getting too wild.

COCK RING:
I don't think this little item is anything to cause your neighbors to wish you had thicker walls when you use it. It is small, free with the kit, and labeled as a novelty only item so don't be too disappointed if it doesn't totally WOW you.

WARNING FOR VIBRATING PRODUCTS:
To avoid injury or aggravation of pre-existing conditions, this product should not be used on swollen or inflamed areas or skin lacerations.
Do not use while bathing or in the shower.

Do not attempt to warm this product in a microwave or conventional oven.

HONEST OPINION:
This tingle gele isn't anything crazy. It would be a fun item for a date night, to try something simple and different, or for new couples just getting started. It's fun for both people involved, is relatively inexpensive, and comes with a free vibrating surprise...can't beat that!

A little goes a long way with this stuff so it can last for many fun uses. I would still say it won't WOW either partner, but it does 'sweeten' the moment. My boyfriend likes the taste. The ring is no longer with us (RIP), but was fun while it lasted.