Hot + Sexy warming lubricant - lubricant discontinued by Doc Johnson - review by ~LaUr3n~

I have to say that I am impressed by this package of tasty treats. In my experience, products of this type, in this price amount, and in this variety quantity have been less than amazing on every occasion. This package is a steal. You get five great tasting flavors of warming serums. The warming sensations are not overpowering and are very pleasing. They are advertised as lubricants, but I don't suggest using them this way. They are best for small areas massages, lick teasing, and for enhancing oral. If your partner doesn't like giving oral or you want to spice it up, these Hot & Sexy serums are great for making it more fun for them. Just keep a towel near by. Things can get sticky with long time use since this product contains a lot of natural fruit extracts and glycerin.

Ingredients: Glycerin, Flavor (Aroma), Mangifera Indica (Mango) Fruit Extract, Carica Papaya (Papaya) Fruit Extract, Ananas Sativus (Pineapple) Fruit Extract, Butylene Glycol, Alcohol Denatured, Citric Acid, and Water (Aqua), coloring

-Cherry has caramel as one of the last ingredients.

NOTE: This product does contain glycerin which can cause urinary tract infections in some women. If sensitive to this ingredient, keep the use of this gel away from the female genitals as much as possible.

This product is described as a lubricant. It does look like one when it is in the squeezable bottle. As you turn them upside down, the air bubble moves easily making them look thin. However, the consistency changes when it hits the skin. It does come out really fast. When I say squeeze lightly, seriously, all you need to get out of the bottle is a drop. One drop will cover the entire back of my hand. The drop will run until you start to spread it around. When you do, it feels like it gets a lot thicker, like a syrup almost. If you let it sit after it is spread, within about 5-10 seconds it will sort of separate. To demonstrate my point I took some pictures, the drop, spread, 5 seconds later.





I was surprised at how thick this stuff feels. It makes it feel like higher quality. A lot of the similar product I have used have been not much thicker than milk. They run everywhere. This stays put, sort of and is smooth and gel like. It does not rub into the skin well at all though. I tried rubbing it into the back of my hand for about half a minute and it didn't look much different. If you add spit it will thin and spread out, but never goes into the skin completely.

After it is licked up, it doesn't leave things feeling sticky. They did feel a little grimy though, almost a bit oily. At the same time, the skin was left feeling really smooth and soft.



This product is described as a gel. It has a thin gel like consistency that doesn't run if used in the appropriate amount. Spread out and smoothed around it feels more like a water based lubricant (which, in essence, it is). When spit or natural juices are added to it, it thins out even more. Eventually, if no more juices are added, it will thin out to the point of feeling like its not there anymore. However, it will never feel greasy or oily. You can do this on your neck, nether regions, lips, etc for a tasty treat later. With time, the taste does fade, but the scent stays for about an hour.

The pack comes with five different flavors. I can tell a strong distinction between four of them. The five are (in order of preference from best to worst):

Hot Watermelon (light pink serum)- Tastes amazing, but it tastes more like strawberry. I expected it to taste a bit sour like most artificially flavored watermelon things, but it is very sweet.

Hot Strawberry (red serum)- This is one tastes really good too. It tastes a lot like watermelon, but a bit sweeter.

Hot Cinnamon (faint red serum)- I'm honestly surprised with this one. I wasn't expecting to like it. I'm not into the smell or taste of cinnamon, especially when it is artificial. The cinnamon taste is actually mild and not overpowering. This one feels a little sticky, unlike the rest. It also feels like it gets hotter too.

Hot Cherry (deep red serum)- This one surprised me too. Usually cherry flavored sex products taste like cough medicine. While this one did have a HINT of that, is still was sweet enough to taste good.

Hot Vanilla (faint yellow serum)- This one tastes more like maple syrup with a hint of vanilla. It's good, but even that hint of artificial turns me off of this one a bit. I prefer the taste and smell of natural vanilla.

Honestly, not one of these tasted bad to me, and I'm pretty picky about my sweets. They all smell good too, but the scents are fairly faint and don't last very long.

So pick your poison and flip the top open. Each tube bottle is easy to open and squeeze out the serum. I suggest only squeezing out a drop or two at a time. This stuff goes a LONG way. A single drop is enough to spread around a penis or vagina for oral sex. It gets licked up quickly though, so you may want to add more as you go. Adding too much might make it a bit messy to start off with though.

You can rub a little bit of this on your naughty bits, or your lips for a sweet surprise for your partner later. I would do it no more than like 5-10 minutes prior to when you think you are going to do something sexual. Thing might get sticky icky otherwise.

If you don;t mind getting your hands a tad messy, this can be fun to use in combination with fingering or a blowjob/handjob too. I do not recommend using it for sex since it doesn't seem to have the right consistency and it does have the sensitivity concerns I mentioned earlier.

My partner and I had a lot of fun with this. We preferred to rub it into areas like the nipples or underside of the penis and then lick it off. The warming sensations were not felt all that much by themselves. The warmth of a mouth intensified the feeling and so did warm air being blown on it. It was the perfect amount, not too overwhelming or distracting.

It is easy to clean too. A wet wash cloth does fine for cleaning up any excess. We didn't need soap. The serums didn't stain the sheet or leave gross residue on the skin.

The packaging is really cute. Each flavor has its own clear bottle with colored sticker label on it. They are each 1 ounce which doesn't seem like a lot, but it really will last you quite a while. The bottles are not discreet since they say HOT & SEXY in large letters on them. The back has the ingredients. Each bottle opens with a pop top. I have not noticed any leaking. They come sealed with plastic. They all fit into a plastic case that shows them through the clear window on the front. It really is very cute. You could buy this and give four of your friends a bottle. It's excellent for a bachelorete party. I've bought a few packs for this over the past few months.