Happy penis - lubricant by Classic Erotica - review by Emily!

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We really love this stuff. It smells scrumptious and tastes great! It's a simple yet very useful product. I'm excited to try all the flavors, and, once you've tried it, I bet you will be too.
Published:
Pros:
Tastes good, Cute bottle, Nice and thick.
Cons:
None that I could find!
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Use

Happy Penis not only makes penises smile, but it'll cheer up the gloomiest of pussies as well. It works great for any kind of oral, and it's a great way to spice up your foreplay. All you have to do is rub a dollop onto the area to be lick/sucked/kissed, and you're good to go.

This technically can be used as a water-based lube for intercourse, but I'm hesitant to even try it because of the sugar and such.

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

When I purchased my bottle of Happy Penis, I apparently didn't read the description thoroughly enough. I was expecting a gel-type flavored lube, but I was pleasantly surprised by its thick, lotion-like, texture. It doesn't drip all over the place, and it tends to stay exactly where you put it. It keeps its lotion-like texture even in use. It comes out of the bottle in dollops which makes for really nice application to wherever you want to put it.

I was also expecting this stuff to leave a sticky feeling, but it doesn't! It's not sticky or greasy, so it might even work for a lickable massage.

Taste / Aroma

I bought the banana-flavored bottle, and that's exactly what I got. It's not some weird taste that reminds me nothing of bananas. It actually tastes like the antibiotic banana-flavored medicine I got as a kid which I loved. It really does taste delicious!

The smell is noticeable but not overpowering, and it smells just like it tastes: Like bananas!

It has a light yellow color to go with the flavor.

Performance

With this lube, how much you use depends on how much you're sucking and whatnot. Because you'll pretty much be eating it off, I've found it necessary to reapply every so often, but a small dollop will do just fine.

It doesn't leave any residue, so it's not necessary to wash it off. If you do feel like you need to wash it off, it rinses right off with soap and water. I got a bit on my sheets, but it washed out in the machine and didn't leave any stains.

It's supposed to tingle, but we've found it to be more of a numbing sensation. It's actually not that noticeable on your sensitive bits, but you can definitely feel it in your mouth. I found it to numb my mouth and throat enough to help me with deep throating which is always nice.

The best thing about Happy Penis is that it makes his cum taste like bananas. If you put a bit on the head of the penis right before he cums, his man juice will taste like banana juice, and the numbing sensation helps get it down much easier.

Packaging

Happy Penis comes in a really handy and fun looking bottle. It's a 4 fl. oz.(120ml) plastic bottle that has a cap and label to match the flavor. The cap pulls up to reveal a small hole at the tip (kind of like a penis) and then pushes back down for a complete seal. I have found that a bit of the product comes out of the hole when you push it shut, but it just wipes right off. The cap can be twisted right off if that's what you prefer.

It does have a pretty obvious label, so it's not very discreet.

Here is the list of ingredients:

Water, mineral oil, cetyl alcohol, glyceryl stearate, PEG-100 stearate, cetearyl alcohol, polysorbate 60, flavor, xanthan gum, carbomer, triethanolamine, sodium benzoate, potassium sorbate, diazolidinyl urea, sucralose, sodium saccharin, disodium EDTA, yellow 5.

Side note: This product was not tested on animals!
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Comments
  • Zinzai
    Zinzai  
    Thanks for the review~
  • LilShae
    LilShae  
    thanks
  • sexydelphia
    sexydelphia  
    thank you!
  • Emma Star Baby
    Emma Star Baby  
    With how in love you are with this stuff I'm seriously considering the banana flavor. I have HORRIBLE luck with Cherry flavored anything, including candy. lol But, I always tend to have good luck with mint and banana. So I might try both those flavors. Thank you for the wonderful video and review.
  • Kronik424
    Kronik424  
    Thank you
  • Entropy
    Entropy  
    I have bad luck with cherry too but usually love banana anything. I'm a little concerned that it might taste like an antibiotic as you described, but very nice review, thanks!
  • lzee
    lzee  
    Thanks, great review!
  • chantalgiardina
    chantalgiardina  
    great review thanks!
  • SilverMinxxx
    SilverMinxxx  
    Nice review! Thank you!
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    ruger7mm420  
    ty
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    dsumrow1  
    thanks
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    Leather & Lace  
    ty
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    wickedclowns95  
    Thanks for the review!
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