Climax bursts warming - lubricant by Topco Sales - review by xSexKittenx

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Burst? More Like a Climax Waste

Unfortunately, this product was a bust for me. It will work as an OK lube, but if you are looking for something that will warm up and add some extra "rawr" to your sex session, this is not it.
Published:
Pros:
Cute, discreet packaging and a futuristic design
Cons:
Doesn't provide a warm sensation, must be re-applied and can be messy.
Rating by reviewer:
2
useful review
Although the bottle states to "Pop the top to heat-up your passion", my experience was far less than exhilarating. In fact, it was an experience I would rather forget.

It wasn't that I had adverse effects to the Climax Bursts Warming Lubricant, it was just that I didn't have ANY effects. I guess I had high hopes from that bottle. Who wouldn't? The design is really cute! The warming lube is nicely bottled in a container that is approximately the size of your hand (from fingertip to wrist). The top is a round sphere, which is to be pulled up in order to open the bottle. When you do pull the top up, you will hear a small "pop" letting you know the bottle is open and ready for use. Adding to the futuristic design is the way the actual lube is designed. Floating around in the warming lube is small, red beads. These beads are actually enriched with vitamin E and are suppose to aid in having healthy skin. Let me just state now that I have no clue if these little floaters did anything to my skin or my husbands; as long as it doesn't cause side effects to our genital areas (the thought of walking around with a swollen penis or vagina doesn't sound good at all), we will just chalk it up to being a cute little visual addition.

Now back to my experience. Oy! So my husband and I was getting ready for a romp in the bed, but was having a difficult time with pentetration. I'm not shy to admit that I lack that certain, um, moisture that I had before I had kids. With kids, came the hormones; and with the hormones, came vaginal dryness and the definite need to lube things up.

Well we decided to give Climax Burst Warming Lubrication a whirl. I was expecting an instant warming sensation, but in reality, it was cold. Another thing about this lube was that it is thin and would need to be re-applied several times, especially for a long sex session.

For me, the product didn't heat up at all. In fact, I didn't feel any warming sensation, not even a tingle.

Also, this product was hard to clean up. Don't get me wrong, I was able to get the outside clean just fine with soap and water, but for days I felt like I had junk coming out of me. Girls, you know the feeling I'm talking about.
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My Climax bursts warming tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Couples
    • Sex
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Bedroom / on a bed
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • Genitals
    • Good for anal
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Comments
  • deadpoet
    deadpoet  
    great review
  • potstickers
    potstickers  
    Eww... thanks for the review. I know I won't be trying this one now.
  • Lady Neshamah
    Lady Neshamah  
    thanks for the review
  • Vaccinium
    Vaccinium  
    Thanks for the review. It's a shame the warming lube doesn't warm. I wonder whether it is as person-specific as it is lube-specific.
  • Stephanie Marie
    Stephanie Marie  
    Thanks for the review!
  • Adam02viper
    Adam02viper  
    Thanks for the review
  • Solar Ray
    Solar Ray  
    Nice review. Looks like a good product to pass on although their toy cleaner is good.
  • Jobthingy
    Jobthingy  
    Welcome to EF
  • liilii080
    liilii080  
    What a disappointment. Sorry it was a bust!
  • Brandi Rouxxx
    Brandi Rouxxx  
    Great review! Sorry it didn't work for you!
  • BadgersRose
    BadgersRose  
    Thanks for the review.
  • GoodCall
    GoodCall  
    Thanks for the review!
  • SecretToyLover2
    SecretToyLover2  
    Thank you for your opinion. I had higher hopes for this lubricant. I would like to see more detailed reviews on this product - for some reason none of them are all too detailed.
  • Lover of Leather
    Lover of Leather  
    Good review, thanks
  • darkkitty
    darkkitty  
    Nice review!
  • Various
    Various  
    Thanks for the review.
  • Cat E.
    Cat Enderly  
    Thanks for reviewing.
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