Happy penis - lubricant by Classic Erotica - review by astar

Happy penis a flavored lubricant is made for oral entertainment between both partners. Honestly it doesn't do the job it says it will. Its a thick, sleek substance that leaves you running for the closest sink and interrupts the mood ! Once you taste it you'll throw it out and never try it again. Its worth 3 dollars at most.

The bottle is the best design. Easy to handle and open and pours out perfectly. The texture between your fingers is sleek and smooth but once in your mouth chalky and thick.

Its an attractive smell and smells exactly like the flavor you have chosen. The smell doesn't make you have to try it but the smell wont make you run from it.

This product is easy to clean up. Its not extremely sticky so you don't have to worry about having to wash your sheets twice, but you will never get far enough with it that you would care to try it again. Its horribly chalky and gag worthy.

The packaging was very self explanatory. It was a very small discreet box that makes it easily delivered and opened and its wonderful size for travel.

It adds nothing to your experience. If anything it takes away your time and ruins the mood.