Boy butter - jack off lube by Churn Style - review by LaLa

So,as a person who has been masturbating with Vaseline and Cocoa Butter since he was 9, this is definitely a fabulous and much-needed upgrade. I've never really liked lubes unless I was involved in some form of penetration, however, with a little practice, this could definitely become part of my thrice-daily magic-wand ritual. Unlike most of the other lubricants that I've used, it's very, very easy to clean off and doesn't require constant re-application. There is no globbing, no ugly residue, no nasty bath-house smell, and you can even wipe your hands clean on your t-shirt if you don't feel like getting up! Unlike the old-school stuff I mentioned before, you will see no stains on your laundry ( even the white stuff) once it dries. Umm, I can see your face! Please don't act like you've never used a shirt, towel, or pair of socks to discard your Skeet. And if you haven't, you might think about checking your DNA. You are an alien!

The product looks like a very generic lotion (i.e. Vaseline Intensive Care) but behaves in a way that is consistent with my expectation for a really great lubricant. There is no smell which is consistent with other lubricants; however, I did miss the smell of Le-butter-de-cocoa when jerking off. I have a friend who is far more sexually advanced than I am, that swears that Boy Butter is great for fisting. But now that I think about it, he's a handful!

Although I will dip my fingers in the same jar of Vaseline for a year, I do believe the tub-of-butter idea was a bit unsanitary when it comes to two or three person sex. For four people its just fine..LOL!

I think to be completely all-purpose; Boy Butter needs to be re-packaged into an upright bottle with a locking pump. Although I despise the lube itself, The Swiss Army lubricant is an example of great packaging. It is quite easy and feels much like a much more sanitized experience. Overall, It's a great addition to my offensive list of lubricants. Great product and super great value!

My first review I still find an accurate description of this product. I really love it but also really wish it came in a pumpable tube.