Maximus - lubricant Lubricant by Bodywise Limited
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Maximus

Lubricant by Bodywise Limited

Our Price:$17.99
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Do you have to let it linger?

Slippery goodness that kept me coming back - or rather, just coming! It has great stamina, is not sticky, and feels very comfortable.
Published: August 2, 2010
Pros:
Maximus is extremely long-lasting, comfortable, and sticky-free.
Cons:
It has a horrible taste. And I do mean HORRIBLE.
Rating by reviewer:
4
useful review

Use

This was probably some of the best lube I've used in a long time. It lasted quite a while, felt great (and natural), and washed away nicely. The Maximus lube is water based, so it's good to use with any toys. Because it washes away so easily though I don't think it would last as long in the bath or shower. However, feel free to apply wherever whenever, because this lube is AWESOME.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Masturbation
    • Sex
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Good for anal

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

It wasn't sticky or oily/greasy. If you first pump it out and it's a little below room temperature, it does get kind of goopy. However, rubbing the surface with the lube on it warms it up a little and gets rid of the goop-factor. From there, it's just pleasantly slippery and smooth.
    • Smooth
    • Velvety

Taste / Aroma

Here is where the only bad thing I can say about this product can be found: it tastes AWFUL. It has virtually no smell to it, which is deceptive. Once this stuff was in my mouth, the tip of my tongue started going numb and the sharp, almost metallic taste of the lube was making me need a rinse-and-spit worse than I can even explain. And the aftertaste... I would NOT recommend this lube for oral.
    • Bad taste
    • No smell

Performance

I am still amazed at how long this stuff lasted! I mean, really the only downside to it's length was that I had to go wash it off eventually because it didn't just absorb into my skin that quickly. Fortunately, the clean-up was a piece of cake because the lube is water based.
    • Feels natural
    • Long lasting

Packaging

This lube comes in generous portions with a locking pump. Again, because I'm a huge klutz, this is a FANTASTIC thing to avoid lube-gasms. It comes with the pump locked down, with a tamper-evident strip over the top, wrapped in a plastic bag and taped shut.
    • Does not leak
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Comments
Darling Jen (verified)

I just got some and can't wait to try it!

08/02/2010
NuMe (verified)

Thanks for the review!

08/03/2010
fatesrelease (verified)

Good review, thanks!

08/03/2010
Forum
  • #AskEden - Back in stock before promotion ends?
    • Any idea of this is going to come back into stock before the Set the Mood promotion ends?
    • Customer service will be able to tell you if you send in a support ticket! :)
    • Great answer Indiglo!

      You can submit a ticket here!

      #AskEden
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  • Maximus
    • I know most people absolutely love this lube, but when I try to use it, it feels like my genitals are on fire! Could it be due to the parabens? Any thoughts, or any recommendations for another thicker water-based lubricant?
    • I'm not sure if it's kosher to mention a competitor's product here, but BabeLube is a wonderful water-based lube that's comparable in thickness to Maximus.
    • Maximus is my go-to lube. I have very sensitive skin and have never had a problem with it.
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  • Is Maximus as Great as The Reviews Say?
    • Two negative things I've seen written are that it has a bitter aftertaste and it does peel off, dry, and need to be washed off.

      Positives and opposites I've heard are that it has a natural tasteless feel similar to saliva, and it is a thicker lubricant. Also the pump looks like a great feature that makes this product less messy.

      I would like to try it for myself, and wonder if it is really the go-to lube for me, and for others like me.
    • This is my favorite water-based lube, hands down and without a doubt. It's pretty thick (ideal for backdoor fun). I've fallen asleep with it on my hands and don't wake up with fuzzy or sticky palms (until they get wet, then it reactivates).
    • Quote: Two negative things I've seen written are that it has a bitter aftertaste and it does peel off, dry, and need to be washed off.

      Positives and opposites I've heard are that it has a natural tasteless feel similar to saliva, and it is a thicker lubricant. Also the pump looks like a great feature that makes this product less messy.

      I would like to try it for myself, and wonder if it is really the go-to lube for me, and for others like me.
      Maximus is my go to lube, rarely use anything else. It is slightly bitter but not bothersome. It is thicker and also works very well for anal. I never feel the need to wash it off unless I overdue in the heat of passion.
      Try it! Don't think U will be disappointed....:)
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  • Maximus
    • Does Maximus come in any other size bottles? I feel like 8 oz. would be a lot for me to use before it goes bad. Also, it seems like a big bottle to store somewhere discrete.
    • It really isn't very big - I have mine it a bedside drawer. Maximus is so thick that you don't have to worry about it leaking unless you really press on the bottle. If my mind isn't playing tricks on me, the bottle is about 2-3/4" in diameter and 4-1/2 to 5 inches tall (including pump), and I think it's closer to 4.5

      I think mine's good to 2013 or something (I'm not at home now, but I can check later), so I wouldn't worry about it going bad
    • Quote: It really isn't very big - I have mine it a bedside drawer. Maximus is so thick that you don't have to worry about it leaking unless you really press on the bottle. If my mind isn't playing tricks on me, the bottle is about 2-3/4" in diameter and 4-1/2 to 5 inches tall (including pump), and I think it's closer to 4.5

      I think mine's good to 2013 or something (I'm not at home now, but I can check later), so I wouldn't worry about it going bad
      Oh, ok. For some reason 8 oz seems a lot bigger to me. lol
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