Maximus - lubricant discontinued by Bodywise Limited - review by anders

This was probably some of the best lube I've used in a long time. It lasted quite a while, felt great (and natural), and washed away nicely. The Maximus lube is water based, so it's good to use with any toys. Because it washes away so easily though I don't think it would last as long in the bath or shower. However, feel free to apply wherever whenever, because this lube is AWESOME.

It wasn't sticky or oily/greasy. If you first pump it out and it's a little below room temperature, it does get kind of goopy. However, rubbing the surface with the lube on it warms it up a little and gets rid of the goop-factor. From there, it's just pleasantly slippery and smooth.

Here is where the only bad thing I can say about this product can be found: it tastes AWFUL. It has virtually no smell to it, which is deceptive. Once this stuff was in my mouth, the tip of my tongue started going numb and the sharp, almost metallic taste of the lube was making me need a rinse-and-spit worse than I can even explain. And the aftertaste... I would NOT recommend this lube for oral.

I am still amazed at how long this stuff lasted! I mean, really the only downside to it's length was that I had to go wash it off eventually because it didn't just absorb into my skin that quickly. Fortunately, the clean-up was a piece of cake because the lube is water based.

This lube comes in generous portions with a locking pump. Again, because I'm a huge klutz, this is a FANTASTIC thing to avoid lube-gasms. It comes with the pump locked down, with a tamper-evident strip over the top, wrapped in a plastic bag and taped shut.