Dr. Flynt's love slick - silicone based lube by Hustler Toys - review by Bears and Cats

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Dr. Love Sick

If greasy nasty sex without penetration is what you're looking for, look no further. Dr. Flynt's Love Slick has all of that and more in the form of tedious cleanup and fast dry times with the added benefits of runny lube all in one product.
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Pros:
It's a lubricant
Has little to no odor (almost non-existent)
Cons:
It dries up too quickly
Leaves a nasty slimy oily mess
Requires scrubbing for cleanup
Rating by reviewer:
2
extremely useful review

Use

This is a Silicone based lubricant containing the following ingredients in this order; Cyclopentasiloxane, Dimethiconol, Cyclohexasiloxane, and Dimethicone. No parabens or sugars of any kind and most definitely not silicone toy safe. May stain some fabrics. The bottle says for topical use only and that you should apply a small amount to moisten while applying more if needed. As it says for topical use only, you should only use it externally (No penetration). This lubricant does not say that it is condom safe, which isn’t surprising considering it doesn't say you should be sticking it inside of yourself or anyone else. The bottle also says that it's an adult novelty. It is supposed to wash away with mild soap and warm water. Made by Hustler Toys.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Lubricant
    • Novelty
    • Silicone based
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • External
    • Topical

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

This lubricant has a tenancy to flood out when attempting to be poured. It runs a fair bit while trying to apply and feels more like a water-based lubricant in the sense that it runs like water. It feels incredibly oily which is really off-putting and dries up really fast leaving behind a nasty oily slick sticky feeling that doesn't wipe up.
    • Greasy
    • Oily

Taste / Aroma

There was no real noticeable aroma other than a very faint (only noticeable to one of us) cosmetic scent, but isn't bad. It's got that kind of comforting scent of an old relative, kind of like catching a whiff of an old woman's purse from across a room. We did not taste this as it doesn't say it has a flavor, and also since it’s not for internal use.
    • No smell

Performance

We enjoyed the idea of having a "Premium Silicone Based Lubricant" as the bottle describes, but we were rather disappointed. For starters the lube says external use only. We've never heard of lubes being external only. Secondly, it's labeling itself as an adult novelty. That's another thing we haven't come across before. It feels like the company is trying to cover itself by making all of these claims, which in turn makes us not trust it.

Other than the actual problems of using it, we also have the actual problems that come from using it. It dries up after about 10 to 15 minutes of use, which really kills the mood when giving any various forms of jobs, and even disappears during masturbation. Once you get past the issues of reapplying every couple of minutes you come across the next big issue, cleanup. Cleaning up after use is a nightmare. Unfortunately for us, we don't have any sinks that are conveniently at crotch-level. That means for us to get the lube off with warm water and a mild soap we have to take a partial or complete shower. They also fail to mention that you'll need to scrub to get it off, as attempting to wash it off like you would wash your hands isn't enough. Even after using soap and water the greasy film remains and doesn't dry up or absorb into your skin leaving you uncomfortable and unpleasant until your next bath.
    • Dries up too fast
    • Needs to be washed off with soap and water
    • Not compatible with all materials

Packaging

The lube came packaged in a small plastic bag, with a small silver tamper-evident piece of tape covering the flip cap on the bottle. There were no instructions other than the instructions printed on the bottle. The packaging looks discreet, coming off as being a cosmetic tube at first glance. It even looks like the Olay brand of aging creams. The problem with that for us is that we don't use cosmetics or any form of make-up other than shampoo, antiperspirant/deodorant, and toothpaste. We have provided an image of the bottle next to a Wii remote for a size comparison.

Size comparison

We also feel like we should mention that the bottle itself says that it can leak if not stored upright. We didn't have any issues with that, but we didn't leave it lying around all over the place.
    • Discreet looking packaging

Experience

We did not enjoy this lubricant. It was more hassle than it was worth, and didn't last long enough for either of us even with massive amounts of it applied. This has been our most unpleasant experience with any form of lubrication to this date. It actually got to the point of us loathing using it for the purpose of reviewing it.

Even though the bottle says for external use only, we did try it internally. Very hesitantly. We searched the Internet to find out if all of the ingredients were condom safe and decided to test it out in spite of the labeling. We didn't have any issues in regard to penetration, but we didn't try to use it much after that point. While being used internally the lubrication aspect of the lube didn't last. Using saliva would have been more effective and less messy.

After a week of testing and loathing and cleaning, we will not be recommending this to anyone we know.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • Curiouscat
    Curiouscat  
    Great review love that you compared the size to the Wii remote xD
  • angel142stx
    angel142stx  
    Thanks for the review
  • buzz
    buzz  
    great review
  • callsignhusker
    callsignhusker  
    Ty so much for the review
  • Stinkytofu10
    Stinkytofu10  
    Great review, thank you!
  • Do emu
    Do emu  
    Thanks for sharing! I can't believe how messy this stuff is.
  • Rod Ronald
    Rod Ronald  
    Thanks for the review
  • sweetpea12
    sweetpea12  
    Thanks for the great review!
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