Happy penis - lubricant by Classic Erotica - review by Sagina

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Give your man a happy penis!

There's really nothing left to say about this product except that you'll use it over and over! For self masturbation or to sweetening up a blow job... This stuff is a must have!
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Pros:
The tastiest banana lube product around by far!!!
Cons:
No cons from the bottle to the scent, and taste, this stuff is great!!!
Rating by reviewer:
5
somewhat useful review

Use

This product says it all with its funny little name. Happy Penis and that's exactly how his penis and him will feel when your done, extremely HAPPY! This product is a penis massage cream that tingles slightly and tastes just great! But don't listen to the name completely, it works just as well on women as well for a nice tingly sensation! Makes for the perfect hand job cream that can lead on to the tastiest blow job ever!

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

The texture is great, so smooth and silky! Its like a mixture of lube and lotion all in one! You have to be careful how much you use, because a little of this stuff goes a LONG way! It also has a nice thick texture so you don't have to worry about it getting all over the place it goes where you want it when you want it to!

Taste / Aroma

Wow I don't know about you but I love bananas and that is exactly what it taste and smells like! Its taste is just unbelievably delicious, I could almost eat it straight out of the bottle! Never tasted a lube so good! It has a tingling affect that will also start a whole new sensation for your mouth!

Performance

One of the best parts about this product, is how long this stuff lasts, because the littlest amount with this stuff goes such a long way! Usually my boyfriend washes it off afterward but he has been known to fall to sleep with it still on and it was just fine. Then when your ready to wash it off a little water and your clean as a whistle! I absolutely love this product! I started with a little bottle and bought the big one the next time because I'll use this stuff every night almost!

Packaging

The bottle it comes in is really nice, just a pop of the top and your ready for action! It has the perfect opening so you don't pour to much out at once! Then when your done push the top back down for a no leak bottle you can trust in your purse!

Special Features

This cream has a great lite tingling sensation that will send your lover and you through the roof!

Personal comments

I just want to say I absolutely love this product, I can not tell you enough!!!

Experience

My boyfriend is not a big fan of lubes and all that flavored stuff but he absolutely loves this stuff! I think he would almost rather lick it off me instead of the other way around!
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Comments
  • Airen Wolf
    Airen Wolf  
    Does this product have any glycerine or sugars that those of us senstitive to sugar would need to worry about? I worry with flavored lubes especially those with exceptional taste for that reason, it's usually a yeast infection waiting to happen for me! Still as a blowjob gel it might be a wonderful addition given that with the blood pressure meds I have to take right now my mouth get so damn dry. Not fun for a penis to not be able to lubricate the mouth properly!

    Is this lube compatible with condoms? How well does it work as a lube? Does it get sticky or dry up easily during play time?

    Good review!
  • SilverMinxxx
    SilverMinxxx  
    Thank you!
  • sXeVegan90
    sXeVegan90  
    Thanks for the review!
  • Leather & Lace
    Leather & Lace  
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