Happy penis - lubricant by Classic Erotica - review by ~miss.heather~

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Happy Penis, Happy mouth

Absolutely love Happy Penis!!! It has a good flavor, it's non-sticky, and leaves no residue behind after use!!! A great buy that I will make sure we are never without.
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Pros:
Great taste without an aftertaste, non-sticky and leaves no residue after use.
Cons:
Nothing that I have found, other than we need it in economy size.
Rating by reviewer:
5
useful review
Who wouldn’t want their boyfriend husband or lover to have a happy penis? Not only is the name of the product cute, the picture on the bottle is also cute. The penis really does look happy. :) I bought this product more for me than my boyfriend’s penis. I like to give him oral about as much as he likes to receive so I decided why not add a little flavor to the fun?!

The cherry is the only flavor that I have used, simply due to my own taste preference. For a flavored massage cream it has a pleasant taste without the lotion taste, or any funky after taste. It is exactly what it says it is, a cream; it's not runny and it stays on where you put it. The lid is a plus because it simply pulls up, which is great for after applying, you don’t have to look around or mess with putting the cap back on, just push it closed. It works great for just a simple old hand job for a bit, but it rubs in like a lotion because it is not a lube. It is just what it says, a massage cream. After I applied to my boyfriend’s member, I rubbed and played for a little bit, getting it somewhat rubbed in. Once I went down on him he had a cherrylicious penis that was that much better to suck on.

The cream claims a slight tingle once applied, but my boyfriend did not experience any tingle on his penis. However, when I started to suck him I definitely felt the tingle on my tongue and lips. Not only does it make for a happy penis, it makes for a happy clit, nipples, anus (if you’re into ATM). Another plus to this massage cream is, as I said, it rubs in like a lotion. There was no sticky mess; I didn’t have to search around for something to wipe my hands on after applying since it rubbed into my hands. It also will not stain your sheets, somewhat like a body lotion it will leave a mark if you do get some on the sheets, but washes out easily. I would recommend this product to anyone that enjoys giving or receiving oral. Great flavor, no after taste, non sticky and leaves no residue after the fact.
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My Happy penis tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Any couple
    • Couple foreplay/after climax play
    • Long / extended session
    • Teasing a partner
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
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  • SilverMinxxx
    SilverMinxxx  
    Thank you for the review!
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    Thank you for the review
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