Happy Penis = Happy Performance

You like oral sex. Or the idea of oral sex. And you're just searching for that perfect flavored lube. And hey, look, you found it! In the delightfully suggestive flavor of banana, no less!
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Pros
Taste, works great for its intended purpose, easy to clean up. Everything?
Cons
Nothing?
Rating by reviewer:
5
useful review
I suppose that I will start this review off saying that I am not the biggest fan of the good ol' blowjob. I worry constantly about teeth, about my own jaw issues, and that my partner won't even like it that much. So I would like to say that Happy Penis in Banana is fantastic and has given me a whole new outlook on performing oral sex on my partner.

While the Banana flavor doesn't taste like a real banana, it tastes a bit like the Laffy-Taffy banana flavor--enough so that I don't mind the taste or the texture. The container is also cute, and it looks more than a little like a penis itself. The label makes it clear exactly what you purchased, but really, if you wanted something discreet, "Happy Penis" doesn't seem like a name you'd be drawn to, anyway. And, regarding discreetness, it is small enough to take along with you during the day if you like, provided you don't rummage around too much in front of company. Because the cap is pull-open, push-closed, it won't even leak all over everything!

And even in use, it doesn't create a huge mess. I don't enjoy lube-like textures, but the creaminess of this product means that I don't mind touching it. And it doesn't stain or smell weird later on.

I owe this product for some very enjoyable, lengthy BJs that my partner and I both loved--he for obvious reasons, and I because my lips weren't tired and I wasn't worrying about teeth and because we had the lube we needed to make the experience enjoyable for him. (And also because he looked sexy. Winking)

The other reviewer's excitement over this product was enough to convince my partner that we had to buy it, and I can say that I agree wholeheartedly with the recommendation of this product.
Experience
My first time using this lube I accidentally used way too much. I would not recommend doing this! It will last longer and taste better if you start with just a little.
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  • Contributor: Jimbo Jones
    Good point about not using too much. Often the flavored lubes don't taste as good if you over do it. Did it work pretty well as a lube too, or is it really just about the flavor? Thanks for the review.
  • Contributor: Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
    Nice review! Big smile
  • Contributor: Review It
    Awesome review~!
  • Contributor: LoveBug721
    nice review
  • Contributor: MissCandyland
    Thank you for the review!
  • Contributor: sXeVegan90
    Thanks for the review.
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