Happy Penis - Makes me Happy!

Overall, we enjoyed Happy Penis. It was a great addition in our bedroom. We loved flavored lubes so this was a great addition to our collection. I would buy this product again and also in a different flavor!
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Pros:
Great smell, Great taste, Cool Name
Cons:
Numbs the mouth, Odd Aftertaste
Rating by reviewer:
4
useful review

Use

We incorporated Happy Penis into our normal bedroom play. It is advertised as a penis massaging cream. We used it for oral sex and penis massaging. It is also advertised on the bottle to have a tingly sensation. We did not experience this on the body but when tasted it numbed my mouth. I was more lotion like than anything.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Foreplay
    • Masturbation
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Oral

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

Happy Penis was very creamy. When we first used it, it turned out great. It was very creamy, like lotion. It felt great on the body and helped everything stay moisturized. It doesn't drip because it is so thick. You really have to squeeze the bottle to get it out. The way the bottle is designed though helps a lot.
    • Creamy
    • Smooth
    • Thick

Taste / Aroma

I ordered Happy Penis in the Pina Colada flavor. Let me say, I was away in a tropical land. It smells so much like Pina Colada's you would think it had alcohol in it! We incorporated Happy Penis into our normal bedroom play. The smell was noticeable right away. The flavor also tasted just like it was described.
    • Smells good
    • Strong smell
    • Strong taste

Performance

It is advertised as a penis massage cream. We used it for penis massage and oral sex. It lasted a long time, only having to reapply once. It left a slightly oily feeling afterwards, so I would recommend a shower. When used on the body you could not feel the tingly sensations. When we tried it orally it numbed the mouth somewhat.
    • Needs to be washed off with soap and water
    • Not compatible with all materials
Follow-up commentary
Happy Penis worked okay when I first got it, but after prolonged use, it fizzled out. It didn't last as long as I expected when used and made my mouth numb. I wouldn't buy it again.
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