Boy butter - jack off lube by Churn Style - review by SecretToyLover2

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Boy butter

Lubricant by Churn Style

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He's the Next Paula Deen

If you don't mind being slathered in butter/Crisco, this is a great product. Especially if you jacked off with Crisco as a boy (laughs). Perfect for anal, and makes a humorous gag gift. It's a bit expensive, but judging by how much my husband loves this stuff... It's worth every penny. You'll be the next Paula Deen before you know it! Subtracting one star for the stain issue.
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Pros:
Thick, Great gag gift, Good for travel, Comes in several sizes, Good anal lube
Cons:
Very hard to wash oil stains, Not good for use with condoms, Expensive
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review
I would do an extended review, but this product is pretty simple. This is an oil-based jack-off BUTTER. You've heard of body butter... Well, this is the equivalent for males who want something thick to slather on their dicks when they get a little lonely for vagina! Ladies, I do want to note a few things for you. So stay tuned, even if you aren't a male.

1. I've banned my husband from using this at home. It leaves awful oil stains on our sheets that are a pain to get out, and slippery residue in our shower. This is strictly a product for him to travel with. Let's leave the stains up to the hotels to take care of when he's on business trips.

2. This isn't for females as far as vaginal lubricant. Yeast infections and UTI's will occur with use vaginally. I know from experience. It isn't fun.

3. I will say that it works great for anal... but once again, we keep this as a traveling product. So for example, like right now, being in a hotel - we'll gladly use it. It feels amazing and aside from your regular lubricant, anal is so much more pleasant with Boy Butter. He enjoys is for prostate play equally.

4. If you want a good back massage, tell your husband to share his butter and give you one. It leaves your skin really soft too. Just stay away from precious sheets!

My husband loves how this feels like Crisco. Actually, it looks just like Crisco. I sometimes wonder if the company simply buys Crisco and puts it into a tub! He admits to having used Crisco to jack off as a young boy, which is totally hilarious to me. So I can see why he loves it so much. It's something he's familiar with.

He also says that he likes the texture it gives. It stays thick, even during use. It does soften up a bit, but it really does stay thick and slippery. It's great for a quickie before a shower while he's on business trips. My husband doesn't like to lose sleep due to sexual frustration. Boy Butter allows him to jack off, cum, and get his "business" done in ten minutes or less. To me, this sounds like a bore... I love to play for hours! But I can see that a man would get upset over lost sleep due to being horny.


Ingredients: Partially hydrogenated vegetable oils, Glycerin, Polysorbate 60, Glyceryl Stearate, Phenyl Trimethicone, Glyceryl Distearate (Oh, look! Doesn't this look like... CRISCO?!)
Experience
I can definitely say that my husband and I have had our share of fun with this product. We have to replace it each time he runs out. We started buying this from an entirely different website, and it was meant to be a humorous gift for his 22nd birthday. But ever since I purchased it he has fallen in love with it. The packages (also comes in a squeeze bottle at some stores) make it the opposite of suspicious, and it looks like some sort of lotion... Or even your regular tub of butter. But if you look up close you can easily tell that it's a jack-off lubricant. So don't leave this laying around for older kids or family/friends to see.

It does take a lot of soap to wash this off if you've used a LOT of it... (My husband, cough cough). But if you use it sparingly, it comes off very easily in the shower. Just don't slip, as it sticks to the tub. Thankfully, my husband has a wife who cleans the bathroom twice a week. So I rarely worry about this. I just thought I would note that for women who clean the bathroom once a month, or hardly at all.
Follow-up commentary
This is a product my husband has used for a very long time, and a product that we've enjoyed on all of our vacations for anal sex and mutual masturbation. It's high quality, aside from being messy, so I have to say that as a couple... Well, we love it for our own various reasons. The only downside, like I mentioned, is the mess factor with out bedsheets and in the shower. But we don't use it in our home, so it's not a big deal.
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  • Jimbo Jones
    Jimbo Jones  
    You bring up some good points about this stuff. I haven't really gotten it on anything, so that hasn't been a problem, but I'll make sure I don't get it on the sheets. Thanks for the awesome review.
  • mpfm
    mpfm  
    Thanks for the awesome review. LOL at the company just reselling crisco in new tubs.
  • hillys
    hillys  
    thanks for the review.
  • Entropy
    Entropy  
    I've never tried this to masturbate with, I've only used it on anal toys. You've got the gears turning in my head now....Great review!
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    cheesewizz  
    nice review
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    lzee  
    Thanks, great review!
  • permitdrab
    permitdrab  
    Thanks, really helpful to see another review recommending this for anal in addition to its intended use!
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    damnbul12  
    Thank you for the review.
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    yarii  
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