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Overall, a bad product. The only good things about it are that it is easy to apply and has no bad stench. Other than that, it has nothing going for it.
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Pros:
Spreads easily. No bad smell or residue left behind.
Cons:
Doesn't do what it says. Too small for price. Burns testicles if it comes in contact with them.
Rating by reviewer:
1
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This stuff is supposed to help you keep an erection, and maybe make it a little bigger in the process. After using it, I really couldn't tell if it worked for me or not. It was easy to apply and didn't have any horrible odor or any kind of nasty residue (always a plus with these kind of aids). There was a slight heating sensation, but it really didn't last all that long. With that being said, do not, I repeat, do not let this stuff get on your sack! You will definitely feel the burn! Just a little bit got on there and it felt like I was roasting over a camp fire. Don't know why this effect happened, seeing as how this cream is meant to help keep you up and make you bigger and harder. One other plus is that it kind of acts like an impromptu lubricant between you and your partner, although it doesn't work very long as it was meant to be rubbed in. I also don't suggest using this with any kind of fleshlight or other kind of pocket pussy or masturbator. Don't know what this stuff could do to the cyberskin most toys are made of, so I wouldn't use it in that application just to be safe.

The price of this tube is also a problem. Paying eight dollars for such a small amount doesn't sit too well, especially considering the fact that it didn't do its job and also had some nasty effects on my nuts. This product, like most others claim, will help you to be harder, bigger, and last longer, but it falls completely short of achieving this. Save your hard earned money to buy something more worthwhile. Mr. Thick Dick is a total liar! I ended up throwing away the majority of this stuff.

Another penis enhancing cream, lotion, or pill that doesn't live up to all of its hype. It does give you a warming sensation and MIGHT help you stay up a little longer, but it will not make you any bigger. The price and risk of burning your nuts make this a product to avoid at all costs!
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    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Couples
    • Sex
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Campus/roommate living
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    • Genitals
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Comments
  • Antipova
    Antipova  
    Dang, it's a shame this hurt you! Nothing to ruin your day like a burning ball sack

    Could you include the list of ingredients, so people with allergies would know to stay clear? (If your warnings weren't enough )
  • Miss Nessa
    Miss Nessa  
    Very good review!

  • Yaoi Pervette (deleted)
    Yaoi Pervette (deleted)  
    I am curious as to the ingredients as well. I've been looking at products that purport to help with erection, and I am wondering just how effective any of them really are.
  • MeliPixie
    MeliPixie  
    This sounds terrible, I can't believe how bad it must be. But for those asking about the ingredients, they are on the product page.
  • MrWishyWashy
    MrWishyWashy  
    Thanks..testicale burn....not a fan now....
  • ViVix
    ViVix  
    It burns testicles?! I don't even have any, and I was wincing.
  • Undead
    Undead  
    Good review, burning sensation? No thanks.
  • Cat E.
    JordanN  
    Good review. Sorry the product was harmful to you.
  • Schmidyslave
    Schmidyslave  
    thanks for the review
  • Bbiz
    Bbiz  
    Thanks for the review and warning!
  • Tattooed Master
    Tattooed Master  
    Really not a fan of warming/cooling sensation products.
  • Anne
    Anne  
    thanks for sharing
  • alex2371
    alex2371  
    thanks for the review
  • Andrew1992
    Andrew1992  
    Thanks for the review!
  • srexom
    srexom  
    thanks for your review.
  • Mr. T.Newbie
    Mr. T.Newbie  
    Great review. Appreciate the warning about bad burning effect. Will pass on this product.
  • Mrs.Tee
    Mrs.Tee  
    Burning sensation...ouch, wonder what the ingredients was that made that happen. Great information,thanks for the review
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