Boob lube - lubricant discontinued by Evolved Novelties - review by Diva

Titty fucking is the main reason why I chose to get this product. I was surprised when I read on the side of the lube bottle how it could be used. Here is what it says:

- Silky smooth feel
- Never sticky or tacky
- Safe for sensitive skin
- Leaves skin feeling silky and soft
- Use alone or with a partner
- Washes off very easily
- Scentless
- Tasteless
- Condom safe
- Safe for all toys

It is not all true. Here are my examples of what I found was true and what wasn’t...

- Silky smooth feel (True) It does feel silky and smooth at the same time.
- Never sticky or tacky (True) It is not sticky or tacky at all. It just feels like a regular water lube.
- Safe for sensitive skin (true or false) I don’t have sensitive skin, so I had no reaction to it.
- Leaves skin feeling silky and soft (True) Even after it is washed off, I still felt silky to the touch.
- Use alone or with a partner (True) I, myself, used it alone and with a partner.
- Washes off very easily (True and false) It does wash of easily but only when you use soap and water.
- Scentless (true) No smell at all is detectable.
- Tasteless (FALSE) It had a really bad, sour taste, and the aftertaste was worse!
- Condom safe (true) I did try this lube with condoms, and it worked just fine.
- Safe for all toys (True) It can be used with any toy.

As you can see, this lube did exactly what is says. The only thing that disappointed me was the taste. Other than that, it does feel smooth, silky, it is not tacky, and it is safe to use with toys. It is scentless, and it will wash off your sheets with the first time you wash them. I really enjoyed this lube other than the taste. It is a lube that can be used for playing or to have sex. I also tried this lube in the shower, but I had to reapply it a few times while using.

This is runny and thick at the same time. It will give you a few seconds to rub it in before it starts to slide off. It's a good thing that it has an easy to pour lid that can be opened with one hand because it will not stay in place very long. It does feel smooth, silky, and never greasy! It does absorb really well into your skin but spreads smoothly.

It does not contain glycerin, silicone, or oil!

I didn’t like the taste at all. It was sour to my tongue and unpleasant. I have stated in a different lube review that taste is not a good thing for me. I do not mind it, but when a lube tastes as horrible as this one, it just grosses me out. When I placed this item in my cart, I figured it would be edible. Even though the bottle itself doesn’t not mention it is edible, I figured it’s a boob lube and could be licked or whatnot. I think I can say that was the worst part of all, just because there are white letters in the back part of the bottle that clearly say "Tasteless." That is not true at all.

The small, 2 ounce bottle will last me a long time since I probably won’t be using it again. Until I find someone who may want it, it will just sit in my cabinet. When pouring a small quarter amount onto your breast or other body part, it will usually last a few minutes before it needs to be reapplied. It just depends on how and where you use it. If you are using this lube in the water, it will not work as well. Because it is not an oil lube, it will wash off quickly, but if you are willing to reapply, then it will work just fine.

It washes off easily when using soap and water. If using water alone, you may still feel the lube on your hands or where it was applied. It will not feel sticky or tacky, but you will know it’s there! If the taste wouldn’t have been so awful, this lube would have been an OK product...putting aside the price, which is kind of high for 2 ounces.

Boob Lube by Zero Tolerance comes in plastic, see-through bag like all other lubes, oils, creams and stuff the leaks. When you take the lube out of the plastic bag, you will find yourself holding a small, two ounce bottle with a black, easy to pour lid and a black and pink/purple label. The front side of the bottle shows a picture of a women pressing her breasts together, big hot pink letters that say “BOOB LUBE," and under those words it says, "TITTY FUCKING LUBE."

On the back side of the bottle, you will find that it has a warning section that is in English, Spanish, French, and one other language. It reads "Warning: If irritation or discomfort occurs, discontinue use and consult a physician. Very slippery, clean spills. Keep out of reach of children."

You will also find a list of the 6 ingredients that this lube contains. Here are the ingredients listed:

- Purified Water (Aqua)
- Propylene Glycol
- Sodium Carboxy
- Methyl Cellulose
- Methyl Paraben
- Propyl Paraben


For what this lube is used is obvious and not discreet at all. I would not place this item near my main bathroom or even out by my nightstand because of what the label says. Its packaging has its advantages. The bottle is about 2 inches tall, and it is small enough for you to take anywhere!

Can be opened with one hand