Wet warming - lubricant by Wet Lubricants - review by georgemichael

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I threw it out :(

I was disappointed by you Wet! I thought that surely you're odd shaped bottle would mean that you were gonna be a staple in my bedroom play. I was wrong! :(
Published:
Pros:
hm... It was sort of slippery I guess which is good for a lube.
Cons:
Didn't last as long as advertised. Stuck to EVERYTHING
Rating by reviewer:
1
useful review
I got this product in cherry flavor from my local grocery store and used it a few times, but to my dismay, it tasted like cough medicine and wore off somewhat quickly. I don't understand why it is so highly priced being that it isn't really a quality product. The warming aspect was interesting, but as far as I can tell that isn't really a determining factor being that I could easily find a different warming lube that satisfied my taste better (see what I did there?). The packaging is not at all discrete and therefore it hid under my bed rather than on my shelf where my Astroglide X stands (sticker removed of course), "Mom! I swear to God, it's massage oil!". The bottle was big, bulky, and phallic in design which I found gimmicky and unnecessary.

I consumed a good portion of the bottle during the first use. I found that I had to keep pouring the stuff on because it kept wearing out. I couldn't stop thinking about how this masturbation session had already cost me 2.00$ worth of lube. I generally haven't had good experiences with water based lube and I guess that this wouldn't be any exception. I found that after a while it became sticky and made me penis feel dirty (not in a good way LOL) like if it had been a few days since I showered. This was a big turnoff being that I bought the lube so that I would feel MORE sexy.

Overall I regretted buying this problem. It didn't feel sexy and it honestly created a bigger mess than it was worth. On the back of the bottle the product advertised that it was a long lasting high quality product but I felt like these words were lies after having a personal experience using it. :(
Experience
I had to keep reapplying it which was very annoying and frustrating. The product became gummy and sticky on my penis which made me uncomfortable. The lube didn't wipe off onto a nearby towel as well as I hoped that it would after I was done masturbating and was more than happy to stick around on my doorknob, the bottle and the knob for my bathroom faucet regardless of the fact that I tried so hard to wipe it off onto a nearby towel as soon as I came. I hate to blame this lube for the embarrassment that I suffered as my best friend came over a few hours later only to be puzzled by my slippery cherry-scented doorknob, but honestly I feel like it wasn't my fault. Maybe if I had been more diligent in cleaning this off with water and soap I would have had better results, but honestly that's too much of a hassle.
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My Wet warming tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Sex
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Play party
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Genitals
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Comments
  • BlooJay
    BlooJay  
    Thx for the review!
  • NastyNed
    NastyNed  
    Thanks!
  • sXeVegan90
    sXeVegan90  
    Thanks for the review.
  • SassySam
    SassySam  
    thank you
  • HostileUmbrella
    HostileUmbrella  
    thank you so much!
  • Tbanda
    Tbanda  
    Good review
  • lzee
    lzee  
    Thanks
  • irina09
    irina09  
    Great review!
  • EskaSarynn
    EskaSarynn  
    thanks for the review.. cough medicine tasting lube is a no no! XD
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