Happy penis - water based lube by Classic Erotica - review by *Ashley*

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Is that... banana pudding!??

Ready to spice up your oral sex life?? The banana flavor penis massage cream is delightful in every way. It's not only to made make penises happy, despite the name, but vaginas too! I'll always be sure to have this around the house, with the price of $9.99 it's easy to do! This stuff is a must have!!!
Published:
Pros:
Smells & Tastes great, Thick & Creamy, Easy to open/close, doesn't leave any residue or stain
Cons:
Needs to come in a bigger size! Other than that, NOTHING!
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Use

Happy Penis is an awesome flavored massage cream. It literally makes you tingle and the taste is just delightful. I was looking for a great buy that would make oral sex more pleasurable for both my partner and myself. I believe I've found it! I know that when I run out, I'll definitely be back for more! It comes in 4 flavors. I bought the Banana flavor but it also comes in Cherry, Mint and Pina Colada.

This is a water based lube. The ingredients for the Banana flavor lube contains: Water (Eau), Glycerin, Cetyl Alcohol, Stearyl Alcohol, Xanthan Gum, Mineral Oil (Huile minerale), Steareth-21, Carbomer, Flavor (Aroma), Triethanolamine, Methylparaben, Propylparaben, Sorbic Acid, Disodium EDTA, Sodium Saccharin, Yellow 5 (Cl 19140). It's also L-Arginine free.

Make sure that you or your partner are not sensitive to any of the ingredients. If you plan on using this with your toys, make sure that nothing in it will ruin your toy. Note that this does contain Mineral Oil and could mess up your jell-like toys.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Massage
    • Mood enhancer
    • Sex
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Oral

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

Happy Penis is like a lotion. Absorbing nicely into the skin when rubbed in, leaving you with nice and soft skin. It has a thick and smooth texture. It's not oily, greasy nor sticky. When applying it doesn't get runny or anything. No need trying to stop it from going everywhere since it stays pretty much where you put it. Since this is a thick massage cream, you do kind of have to get it out like you would with ketchup. Tilting the bottle upside down and giving it a good shake to have it come to the top of the bottle for easy dispense.
    • Creamy
    • Smooth
    • Thick

Taste / Aroma

The Banana flavor tastes and smells just like banana. My first thought when popping this baby open was banana pudding, YUM. I loved giving head before and this just made it that much better. If it wasn't for the tingling sensation it leaves in my mouth, I could probably lick this bottle dry. Even my partner said that when I opened this to use on him, it smelled awesome. Quoting “It made me want to suck my own dick.” Then I informed him he'll have his chance when he gets to use it on me.
    • Smells good
    • Strong smell
    • Tastes good

Performance

I was so excited to use this product that I poured a bit too much on him. I first used an amount of the size of a quarter. The second go around I only used about a dime or nickel amount. Since his big banana tasted so good, I sucked the flavor off in a good amount of time. Not too quickly but enough that I did have to reapply before finishing. He finishes in about an hour, maybe more. But not because he couldn't get off, just that it felt too good he was trying to hold back!

This did have my mouth tingling, maybe a bit of numbing. When I asked him he said that he really didn't notice a tingling sensation. At least not till it was all done and over with. When it came to cleaning up, with the lube anyways, there really wasn't much to it. I pretty much sucked and licked it all off of him. But if you feel the need to wash yourself afterward, some soap and water will do. Just use a wash cloth.

I haven't tried this lube for anything other than oral use. It being a flavored lube we just use it for oral purposes. We already have our go to water-based lube (Maximus [http://www.edenfantasys.com/sex-toy-reviews/sex-lubricants/maximus-at-its-best]). Happy Penis is prefect for oral, for both men and women. I also haven't tried using this for anal (eating out) since we don't do that. I'm sure it'll work just fine for that purpose, though.
    • Absorbs into skin nicely
    • Feels natural
    • Performance

Packaging

Happy Penis is in a pale yellow 4 Fl. Oz. (120 ml) bottle. It has a pull to open and push to close dark yellow top. You can use this one handed if you needed or wished. When first receiving this product there is a seal you have to open. Just twist the top open and remove it. It just ensures you that the product has not been used or tampered with.

The massage cream isn't very discreet. It has a picture of 3 big smiling penises on the front. Saying on the top of the picture “Everyone Loves A Happy Penis” and at the bottom of that picture “Penis Massage Cream”. Not something you can explain away if found. On the front it also has the company name and the flavor “Big Banana”. The back of this bottle has a couple of sayings and claims. Also on the back is the list of ingredients, where its made (USA, go us!), and the company's web site.
    • Can be opened with one hand
    • Easy to use / dispense
    • Not discreet

Special Features

The special feature for this massage cream is that it's edible and gives you a tingling sensation.
    • Edible
    • Tingling

Personal comments

This lube has definitely spiced up our oral sex life. It is something I'll be sure to always have around the house. I highly recommend this to all of you! I must note that the banana flavor is amazing and I don't think I'll even give any of the other flavors a try; it's just that good. In my opinion I'd say it's the best (even though I haven't tried any of the other flavors). Want a happy penis, maybe a happy vagina.. Give this baby a go! I honestly don't think any of you will be let down, unless you despise or dislike banana. This is a 5 star product, and reasonably priced at $9.99.
Follow-up commentary
Love, love, LOVE this cream! I use Happy Penis on pretty much every blow job I give my husband. I love the scent, the taste, the cream feel of it. The bonus is that my partner does too. This is a must have for all you banana lovers! I know I'll be coming back for more.
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Comments
  • ruger7mm420
    ruger7mm420  
    ty
  • tortilla
    tortilla  
    thanks
  • dsumrow1
    dsumrow1  
    thanks
  • ViVix
    ViVix  
    Mmm...banana pudding!
  • Allison.Wilder
    Allison.Wilder  
    Thanks for the review!
  • Leather & Lace
    Leather & Lace  
    ty
  • sweisb4100
    sweisb4100  
    "The Banana flavor tastes and smells just like banana. " That sounds great!
  • HuntingPrincess
    HuntingPrincess  
    thanks for the review
  • pyratess
    pyratess  
    thanks for the review! I don't like banana but I want to try the other flavors!
  • TiffanyW
    TiffanyW  
    I would try another flavor, but not banana!
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